Funny things Joe says...
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nosuchreality
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akula1488 said:
Yea, it?s called ignoring the childish asshole calling in on a children?s show to the Santa tracking line.
Really think that one through
sgip
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This was a throwback to callers who would ring in at every possible venue/show/etc and yell "Howard Stern!" You couldn't escape it in the early 1990's. Childish, but not the first time this has ever been done.
In my RSM Target store one of the checkers is named Brandon. He's heard it all and wasn't upset or pressured in any way when people say it. Pretty thick skin for someone just out of high school.
In my RSM Target store one of the checkers is named Brandon. He's heard it all and wasn't upset or pressured in any way when people say it. Pretty thick skin for someone just out of high school.
morekaos
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He is so funny...sounds like what that "Crazy" Trump guy was saying a few years ago...
'He's trying to avoid blame for his incompetence': GOP slams Biden after he said 'there is no federal solution' to combating COVID despite previously promising to 'shut down the virus' as cases hit highest level since January despite mask and vax mandates
Republicans are blasting President Joe Biden after he said 'there is no federal solution' to combatting COVID-19 during a virtual meeting with 25 governors
The GOP, citing a remark Biden made in October 2020, accused the president of giving up on his promise to 'shut down the virus'
Sen. Tom Cotton, from Arkansas, slammed the president for implementing illegal mandates COVID and blamed his 'incompetence' for the surging virus
Texas Gov. Greg Abbott said if combatting the virus falls on the states, than the 'Texas solution is no mandates and personal responsibility'
However, Biden's supporters rushed to his defense, alleging the Republicans took his remarks out of context
They claimed the now-viral clip of Biden was 'a total lie' and edited to suggest he is 'quitting on dealing with COVID and just throwing it to the states'
Biden's comments came as COVID cases in the US have jumped by nearly 70% over the past two weeks and the CDC cut isolation restrictions from 10 days to 5
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...-federal-solution-combatting-coronavirus.html
'He's trying to avoid blame for his incompetence': GOP slams Biden after he said 'there is no federal solution' to combating COVID despite previously promising to 'shut down the virus' as cases hit highest level since January despite mask and vax mandates
Republicans are blasting President Joe Biden after he said 'there is no federal solution' to combatting COVID-19 during a virtual meeting with 25 governors
The GOP, citing a remark Biden made in October 2020, accused the president of giving up on his promise to 'shut down the virus'
Sen. Tom Cotton, from Arkansas, slammed the president for implementing illegal mandates COVID and blamed his 'incompetence' for the surging virus
Texas Gov. Greg Abbott said if combatting the virus falls on the states, than the 'Texas solution is no mandates and personal responsibility'
However, Biden's supporters rushed to his defense, alleging the Republicans took his remarks out of context
They claimed the now-viral clip of Biden was 'a total lie' and edited to suggest he is 'quitting on dealing with COVID and just throwing it to the states'
Biden's comments came as COVID cases in the US have jumped by nearly 70% over the past two weeks and the CDC cut isolation restrictions from 10 days to 5
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...-federal-solution-combatting-coronavirus.html
morekaos
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Our sitting President wants to go back 2 years...I don't blame him, I am sure he thought a bit clearer then...
'There's a lot of reason to be hopeful in 2020': Biden gets the YEAR wrong during official White House COVID briefing
President Biden, 79, was speaking from the White House during a briefing on the ongoing coronavirus pandemic
The president was saying that a lot of good could happen in the coming year but that people would have to get vaccinated against the virus
'There's a lot of reason to be hopeful in 2020. But for God's sake, please take advantage of what is available,' the president said
Biden has been prone to gaffes and misspeaking throughout his decades-long political career
He has multiple times referred to Vice President Kamala Harris as 'President Harris'
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...020-Biden-gets-YEAR-wrong-COVID-briefing.html
'There's a lot of reason to be hopeful in 2020': Biden gets the YEAR wrong during official White House COVID briefing
President Biden, 79, was speaking from the White House during a briefing on the ongoing coronavirus pandemic
The president was saying that a lot of good could happen in the coming year but that people would have to get vaccinated against the virus
'There's a lot of reason to be hopeful in 2020. But for God's sake, please take advantage of what is available,' the president said
Biden has been prone to gaffes and misspeaking throughout his decades-long political career
He has multiple times referred to Vice President Kamala Harris as 'President Harris'
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...020-Biden-gets-YEAR-wrong-COVID-briefing.html
morekaos
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Well the foots on the other shoe now... ;D ;D >
Where are the tests, Mr. President?https://t.co/thdbTtLOZC
? Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) May 7, 2020
?I don?t think it?s a failure,? Biden said. ?I think it?s ? you could argue that we should have known a year ago, six months ago, two months ago, a month ago. I?ve ordered half a billion on the pills [sic], 500 million pills [sic]. Excuse me, 500 million test kits that are going to be available to be sent to every home in America if anybody wants them. But the answer is, yeah, I wish I had thought about ordering half a billion pills [sic] two months ago before COVID hit here.?
---Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) January 5, 2022
Where are the tests, Mr. President?https://t.co/thdbTtLOZC
? Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) May 7, 2020
?I don?t think it?s a failure,? Biden said. ?I think it?s ? you could argue that we should have known a year ago, six months ago, two months ago, a month ago. I?ve ordered half a billion on the pills [sic], 500 million pills [sic]. Excuse me, 500 million test kits that are going to be available to be sent to every home in America if anybody wants them. But the answer is, yeah, I wish I had thought about ordering half a billion pills [sic] two months ago before COVID hit here.?
---Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) January 5, 2022
morekaos
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Lost a house to a lightning strike? Who?s life is he misremembering??. ;D ;D >
Biden Makes Up Total Lie About Lighting Striking His Home In Effort To ?Connect? With Colorado Fire Victims
While visiting Colorado residents who lost everything in rare winter wildfires that ripped through neighborhoods while ravaging over a thousand homes and businesses, Joe Biden decided to make the victims feel a little better by telling a lie about a house fire that never happened to him and Jill.
Jill and I have not gone through what you?ve gone through, but we have had lightning strike our home and almost lose our home.
And uh?uh?we only lost about uh?25% of it ?and were able to rebuild.
But, uh?you know, uh?the hard part is the memorabilia you?ve lost?the special things that you?ve had put away that you?ve lost.
Say whaaaaat!???
https://100percentfedup.com/biden-m...effort-to-connect-with-colorado-fire-victims/
Biden Makes Up Total Lie About Lighting Striking His Home In Effort To ?Connect? With Colorado Fire Victims
While visiting Colorado residents who lost everything in rare winter wildfires that ripped through neighborhoods while ravaging over a thousand homes and businesses, Joe Biden decided to make the victims feel a little better by telling a lie about a house fire that never happened to him and Jill.
Jill and I have not gone through what you?ve gone through, but we have had lightning strike our home and almost lose our home.
And uh?uh?we only lost about uh?25% of it ?and were able to rebuild.
But, uh?you know, uh?the hard part is the memorabilia you?ve lost?the special things that you?ve had put away that you?ve lost.
Say whaaaaat!???
https://100percentfedup.com/biden-m...effort-to-connect-with-colorado-fire-victims/
morekaos
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Wow three in one speech...that's gold Jerry!!...Gold!!
Biden calls Capitol riot ?coup? in Ga. speech, claims he was arrested in civil rights protest
?Last week, President Harris and I stood in the United States Capitol to observe one of those before-and-after moments in American history: The January 6 insurrection on the citadel of our democracy,? he said. ?Today we come to Atlanta, the cradle of civil rights, to make clear what must come after that dreadful day when a dagger was literally held at the throat of American democracy.?
https://nypost.com/2022/01/11/biden...filled-ga-speech-promoting-filibuster-reform/
https://youtu.be/j0qm0KUPeD8
Biden calls Capitol riot ?coup? in Ga. speech, claims he was arrested in civil rights protest
?Last week, President Harris and I stood in the United States Capitol to observe one of those before-and-after moments in American history: The January 6 insurrection on the citadel of our democracy,? he said. ?Today we come to Atlanta, the cradle of civil rights, to make clear what must come after that dreadful day when a dagger was literally held at the throat of American democracy.?
https://nypost.com/2022/01/11/biden...filled-ga-speech-promoting-filibuster-reform/
https://youtu.be/j0qm0KUPeD8
morekaos
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Comedy...another bad idea augers into the ground engulfed in flames... ;D ;D >
'I don't know that we can get this done but as long as I have breath in me I'm going to fight': Agitated Biden accepts defeat on voting rights after Senator Sinema aligned with Manchin and blew up his bid to kill the filibuster
President Joe Biden conceded he doesn't know how voting rights legislation will be passed but vowed 'as long as I have breath in me' he will fight
Kyrsten Simena made it clear she will not support a call from her party leaders to kill the filibuster in order to pass voting rights legislation
Her 19 minute speech essentially killed Dem efforts to pass voting legislation
Senator Joe Manchin described Sinema's speech as 'excellent'
'Very good. Excellent speech,' he said
Republican Leader Mitch McConnell said Sinema 'saved' the Senate
'She saved the Senate as an institution,' he said
The House passed a voting rights bill on Thursday and sent it to the Senate
Move is a procedural gambit to allow Chuck Schumer to bypass a Republican fillibuster in order to start debate on the legislation
House passed measure on 220-203 party line vote
Barack Obama weighed in in op-ed calling for end of filibuster
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...hts-package-set-Senate-filibuster-battle.html
https://youtu.be/zDAmPIq29ro
'I don't know that we can get this done but as long as I have breath in me I'm going to fight': Agitated Biden accepts defeat on voting rights after Senator Sinema aligned with Manchin and blew up his bid to kill the filibuster
President Joe Biden conceded he doesn't know how voting rights legislation will be passed but vowed 'as long as I have breath in me' he will fight
Kyrsten Simena made it clear she will not support a call from her party leaders to kill the filibuster in order to pass voting rights legislation
Her 19 minute speech essentially killed Dem efforts to pass voting legislation
Senator Joe Manchin described Sinema's speech as 'excellent'
'Very good. Excellent speech,' he said
Republican Leader Mitch McConnell said Sinema 'saved' the Senate
'She saved the Senate as an institution,' he said
The House passed a voting rights bill on Thursday and sent it to the Senate
Move is a procedural gambit to allow Chuck Schumer to bypass a Republican fillibuster in order to start debate on the legislation
House passed measure on 220-203 party line vote
Barack Obama weighed in in op-ed calling for end of filibuster
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...hts-package-set-Senate-filibuster-battle.html
https://youtu.be/zDAmPIq29ro
morekaos
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Don't think Brandon is laughing...that is worse than Trumps numbers his first year...Doh!!!
Polling Data
Poll Date Sample Approve Disapprove Spread
RCP Average 1/3 - 1/20 -- 40.5 55.3 -14.8
Reuters/Ipsos 1/19 - 1/20 1004 A 43 52 -9
Rasmussen Reports 1/18 - 1/20 1500 LV 41 58 -17
Economist/YouGov 1/15 - 1/18 1153 RV 42 53 -11
NBC News 1/14 - 1/18 790 RV 44 54 -10
Politico/Morning Consult 1/15 - 1/16 2005 RV 40 56 -16
Trafalgar Group (R) 1/12 - 1/15 1083 LV 39 59 -20
Quinnipiac 1/7 - 1/10 1178 RV 35 54 -19
Gallup 1/3 - 1/16 811 A 40 56 -16
https://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/other/president-biden-job-approval-7320.html
Polling Data
Poll Date Sample Approve Disapprove Spread
RCP Average 1/3 - 1/20 -- 40.5 55.3 -14.8
Reuters/Ipsos 1/19 - 1/20 1004 A 43 52 -9
Rasmussen Reports 1/18 - 1/20 1500 LV 41 58 -17
Economist/YouGov 1/15 - 1/18 1153 RV 42 53 -11
NBC News 1/14 - 1/18 790 RV 44 54 -10
Politico/Morning Consult 1/15 - 1/16 2005 RV 40 56 -16
Trafalgar Group (R) 1/12 - 1/15 1083 LV 39 59 -20
Quinnipiac 1/7 - 1/10 1178 RV 35 54 -19
Gallup 1/3 - 1/16 811 A 40 56 -16
https://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/other/president-biden-job-approval-7320.html
morekaos
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Super funny!! ;D ;D >
'I'll fire you on the spot': Biden tells staff to treat others with respect
During a swearing-in ceremony for White House staff, President Joe Biden told employees he'd fire them "on the spot" if he heard they treated others with disrespect. Source: CNN
Then he says?
https://youtu.be/WVVJcmjyPiM
'I'll fire you on the spot': Biden tells staff to treat others with respect
During a swearing-in ceremony for White House staff, President Joe Biden told employees he'd fire them "on the spot" if he heard they treated others with disrespect. Source: CNN
Then he says?
https://youtu.be/WVVJcmjyPiM
morekaos
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He?s on top of it?.
President Joe Biden Makes Ice Cream Stop at Jeni?s in Capitol Hill
He also picked up a Kamala Harris mug at Honey Made boutique.
The big unanswered question of the Biden presidency: when?and where?will the Ice-Cream-Lover-in-Chief get his first local scoop? Turns out the answer is Jeni?s Splendid Ice Creams on Barracks Row. The President made a quick pitstop at the ice cream shop this afternoon after a visit to neighboring boutique Honey Made, where he admired necklaces on the wall for ?my wife,? examined a coaster with a German shepherd on it, and picked up a Kamala Harris mug, according to a pool report.
https://www.washingtonian.com/2022/...akes-ice-cream-stop-at-jenis-in-capitol-hill/
President Joe Biden Makes Ice Cream Stop at Jeni?s in Capitol Hill
He also picked up a Kamala Harris mug at Honey Made boutique.
The big unanswered question of the Biden presidency: when?and where?will the Ice-Cream-Lover-in-Chief get his first local scoop? Turns out the answer is Jeni?s Splendid Ice Creams on Barracks Row. The President made a quick pitstop at the ice cream shop this afternoon after a visit to neighboring boutique Honey Made, where he admired necklaces on the wall for ?my wife,? examined a coaster with a German shepherd on it, and picked up a Kamala Harris mug, according to a pool report.
https://www.washingtonian.com/2022/...akes-ice-cream-stop-at-jenis-in-capitol-hill/
irvinehomeowner
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Why didn't you post Biden calling a reporter an SOB here? Not funny enough?
aquabliss
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Both Trump and Biden openly called reporters Stupid to their face. I prefer it when people in power are transparent about their feelings, just say what you feel in the open and let the people decide if they still want you in that spot. I don?t fault either of them for speaking their mind.
morekaos
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Granpa Brandon is regretting reversing this one...self inflicted wounds are killing us....
Biden sparks gas panic: Joe warns he will pull the plug on $11bn Russian gas pipeline into Germany Nord Stream 2 if Putin invades Ukraine - as he 'kicks out' 27 Russian diplomats from DC
'I want to be very clear: if Russia invades Ukraine one way or another, Nord Stream 2 will not move forward,' State Dept. spox Ned Price told NPR
This morning, Germany backed the threat of sanctions on the gas pipeline in the event of an invasion
The State Department asked 24 Russian diplomats to depart Washington and return home on Tuesday, according to the Russian Embassy
Embassy tweeted that State Dept request meant 'our colleagues were forced to leave earlier than their tenure'
The US is reportedly discussing the deployment of additional troops to countries like Hungary, Bulgaria and Romania but not every NATO member is on board
Russia warns of 'retaliatory measures' if US rejects security demands and continues 'aggressive' policies
'If the West continues its aggressive course, Moscow will take the necessary retaliatory measures,' Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov said Wednesday
US yesterday delivered letter to Kremlin saying there would be no concessions over Russian demands for Ukraine and NATO
Secretary of State Anthony Blinken said however response contains 'serious' offers for a diplomatic path to de-escalate soaring tensions
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...shington-embassy-Ukraine-invasion-threat.html
morekaos said:
Biden sparks gas panic: Joe warns he will pull the plug on $11bn Russian gas pipeline into Germany Nord Stream 2 if Putin invades Ukraine - as he 'kicks out' 27 Russian diplomats from DC
'I want to be very clear: if Russia invades Ukraine one way or another, Nord Stream 2 will not move forward,' State Dept. spox Ned Price told NPR
This morning, Germany backed the threat of sanctions on the gas pipeline in the event of an invasion
The State Department asked 24 Russian diplomats to depart Washington and return home on Tuesday, according to the Russian Embassy
Embassy tweeted that State Dept request meant 'our colleagues were forced to leave earlier than their tenure'
The US is reportedly discussing the deployment of additional troops to countries like Hungary, Bulgaria and Romania but not every NATO member is on board
Russia warns of 'retaliatory measures' if US rejects security demands and continues 'aggressive' policies
'If the West continues its aggressive course, Moscow will take the necessary retaliatory measures,' Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov said Wednesday
US yesterday delivered letter to Kremlin saying there would be no concessions over Russian demands for Ukraine and NATO
Secretary of State Anthony Blinken said however response contains 'serious' offers for a diplomatic path to de-escalate soaring tensions
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...shington-embassy-Ukraine-invasion-threat.html