Funny things Joe says...
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morekaos
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CalBears96 said:
Thats fine if you want to believe those "fact checkers" You miss my point that they all lie. ALL of them. Here is three and a half trillion lies...straight for the horses ass...
https://youtu.be/et5giQz_kWI
Or here is quite a few whoppers....
https://youtu.be/dlgc7aTCrQM
https://youtu.be/44kyHOPEZV8
https://youtu.be/_o65vMUk5so
morekaos
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morekaos
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Chauncy?s right never knows what his left is doing?par for the course.
White House backtracks and admits Biden WILL pay separated migrants after he called $450K proposal 'garbage' yesterday: President won't dish out $450K but is 'perfectly comfortable' with 'settlements'
Jean-Pierre was pressed about Biden's comments at his Wednesday conference
She insisted Biden was referring to the $450,000 settlement amount when he called the reports 'garbage'
However, she wouldn't elaborate on the amounts that could be in the payouts
'The President is perfectly comfortable with the Department of Justice settling with the individuals and families who are currently in litigation,' she said
The ACLU on Wednesday claimed Biden had 'not been fully briefed' before his response on the settlements
Republicans have launched a bill trying to block the payments
[url]https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10167121/White-House-Biden-perfectly-comfortable-payouts-migrants.html[/url]
White House backtracks and admits Biden WILL pay separated migrants after he called $450K proposal 'garbage' yesterday: President won't dish out $450K but is 'perfectly comfortable' with 'settlements'
Jean-Pierre was pressed about Biden's comments at his Wednesday conference
She insisted Biden was referring to the $450,000 settlement amount when he called the reports 'garbage'
However, she wouldn't elaborate on the amounts that could be in the payouts
'The President is perfectly comfortable with the Department of Justice settling with the individuals and families who are currently in litigation,' she said
The ACLU on Wednesday claimed Biden had 'not been fully briefed' before his response on the settlements
Republicans have launched a bill trying to block the payments
[url]https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10167121/White-House-Biden-perfectly-comfortable-payouts-migrants.html[/url]
morekaos
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Almost put this in the climate change thread but it probably belongs here? ;D ;D >
Duchess of Cornwall Can?t Stop Talking About Dear Leader Biden Farting While Talking to Her: ?Long and Loud and Impossible to Ignore?
He is supposed to be committed to reducing emissions ? but when President Joe Biden produced a little natural gas of his own at the COP26 summit, it was audible enough to make the Duchess of Cornwall blush.
An informed source has told The Mail on Sunday that Camilla was taken aback to hear Biden break wind as they made polite small talk at the global climate change gathering in Glasgow last week.
?It was long and loud and impossible to ignore,? the source said. ?Camilla hasn?t stopped talking about it.?
The President met the Duchess during a reception on Monday at the Kelvingrove Art Gallery, attended by Prince Charles, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge and Boris Johnson.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10172959/Camilla-stopped-talking-hearing-President-break-wind-chat-Cop26-summit.html
Duchess of Cornwall Can?t Stop Talking About Dear Leader Biden Farting While Talking to Her: ?Long and Loud and Impossible to Ignore?
He is supposed to be committed to reducing emissions ? but when President Joe Biden produced a little natural gas of his own at the COP26 summit, it was audible enough to make the Duchess of Cornwall blush.
An informed source has told The Mail on Sunday that Camilla was taken aback to hear Biden break wind as they made polite small talk at the global climate change gathering in Glasgow last week.
?It was long and loud and impossible to ignore,? the source said. ?Camilla hasn?t stopped talking about it.?
The President met the Duchess during a reception on Monday at the Kelvingrove Art Gallery, attended by Prince Charles, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge and Boris Johnson.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10172959/Camilla-stopped-talking-hearing-President-break-wind-chat-Cop26-summit.html
nosuchreality
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He must be planning a Harvard admissions essay.
morekaos
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Ewwwwwww!!...
Watch: Biden Caresses 1st-Grader for 10 Seconds, Then Whispers 'Meet Me After This'
At the signing, Biden chatted with Jake Bomba, the young son of a Maryland police officer who took his own life in 2019, according to WUSA-TV.
The career politician ? who turns 79 on Saturday ? thanked the first-grader for attending the event and offered him a personal tour of the White House.
?Meet me after this and I can show you the around the White House,? Biden whispered while stroking the boy?s arm and caressing his face. ?Do you want to see it??
Normally, being offered a tour by the sitting president would be considered a great honor. However, context matters when assessing any situation.
In this instance, Biden spotlighted once again that he?s tone-deaf to optics and does not know how to read the room.
Given the criticism he has endured for his long, well-documented history of overly tactile encounters with small children and women, you?d think the president would keep his hands to himself.
But he couldn?t help himself, even though his handlers have probably warned him to stop acting inappropriately ? at least in public.
https://www.westernjournal.com/watch-biden-caresses-1st-grader-10-seconds-whispers-meet/
Watch: Biden Caresses 1st-Grader for 10 Seconds, Then Whispers 'Meet Me After This'
At the signing, Biden chatted with Jake Bomba, the young son of a Maryland police officer who took his own life in 2019, according to WUSA-TV.
The career politician ? who turns 79 on Saturday ? thanked the first-grader for attending the event and offered him a personal tour of the White House.
?Meet me after this and I can show you the around the White House,? Biden whispered while stroking the boy?s arm and caressing his face. ?Do you want to see it??
Normally, being offered a tour by the sitting president would be considered a great honor. However, context matters when assessing any situation.
In this instance, Biden spotlighted once again that he?s tone-deaf to optics and does not know how to read the room.
Given the criticism he has endured for his long, well-documented history of overly tactile encounters with small children and women, you?d think the president would keep his hands to himself.
But he couldn?t help himself, even though his handlers have probably warned him to stop acting inappropriately ? at least in public.
https://www.westernjournal.com/watch-biden-caresses-1st-grader-10-seconds-whispers-meet/
morekaos
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Wow...and such a vivid memory...I feel safe he has the nuclear codes.
Burning down the house, Joe? Biden's claims his Delaware home was razed to the ground 'with my wife in it' are greeted with skepticism after report from 2004 is uncovered saying 'it was just a kitchen fire'
President Joe Biden said he 'had a house burn down with my wife in it' in 2004
Reports from the time state the 'small fire' was contained to the kitchen and controlled within 20 minutes
Biden has told variations of the story of his house fire on multiple occasions
The president has been known to exaggerate personal stories over the years
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10228241/Biden-claims-Delaware-house-razed-ground-wife-it.html
Burning down the house, Joe? Biden's claims his Delaware home was razed to the ground 'with my wife in it' are greeted with skepticism after report from 2004 is uncovered saying 'it was just a kitchen fire'
President Joe Biden said he 'had a house burn down with my wife in it' in 2004
Reports from the time state the 'small fire' was contained to the kitchen and controlled within 20 minutes
Biden has told variations of the story of his house fire on multiple occasions
The president has been known to exaggerate personal stories over the years
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10228241/Biden-claims-Delaware-house-razed-ground-wife-it.html
morekaos
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This is elder abuse?but it is funny!? >
Joe ?Anchorman? Biden Reads Everything from Teleprompter Including ?End of Quote? . . .
In a scene reminiscent of ?Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy,? Biden read ?end of quote? from the teleprompter, which he clearly wasn?t supposed to do.
https://thelibertydaily.com/joe-anchorman-biden-reads-everything-from-teleprompter-including-end-of-quote/
>Joe ?Anchorman? Biden Reads Everything from Teleprompter Including ?End of Quote? . . .
In a scene reminiscent of ?Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy,? Biden read ?end of quote? from the teleprompter, which he clearly wasn?t supposed to do.
https://thelibertydaily.com/joe-anchorman-biden-reads-everything-from-teleprompter-including-end-of-quote/
morekaos
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He is totally losing it...not sure if funny or sad...
Biden tells another tall tale: President claims he met Golda Meir during the Six-Day War in 1967 while he was still a law student and she wasn't the Israeli PM
Biden confuses Six-Day War dates at White House menorah lighting celebration
'I have known every ? every prime minister well since Golda Meir, including Golda Meir,' Biden said during a Hanukkah celebration on Thursday
'During the Six-Day War, I had an opportunity to ? she invited me to come over because I was going to be the liaison between she and the Egyptians,' he said
The Six Day War was in 1967, one year before he graduated law school and Meir became prime minister
Biden appeared to be confusing the Six Day War with a meeting he had with her just prior to the October 1973 Yom Kippur War
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10271881/Biden-claims-met-Golda-Meir-Six-Day-War-1967-law-student.html
Biden tells another tall tale: President claims he met Golda Meir during the Six-Day War in 1967 while he was still a law student and she wasn't the Israeli PM
Biden confuses Six-Day War dates at White House menorah lighting celebration
'I have known every ? every prime minister well since Golda Meir, including Golda Meir,' Biden said during a Hanukkah celebration on Thursday
'During the Six-Day War, I had an opportunity to ? she invited me to come over because I was going to be the liaison between she and the Egyptians,' he said
The Six Day War was in 1967, one year before he graduated law school and Meir became prime minister
Biden appeared to be confusing the Six Day War with a meeting he had with her just prior to the October 1973 Yom Kippur War
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10271881/Biden-claims-met-Golda-Meir-Six-Day-War-1967-law-student.html
morekaos
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...forgot to turn on his mike...Dear God...
Thought you were going to talk tough, Joe? Biden gives Putin a WAVE after forgetting to turn on his mic during video call: Threatens toughest sanctions yet against Russia if it invades Ukraine
Biden spoke to Vladimir Putin by video conference from White House Situation Room on Tuesday morning
Call started off with some technical difficulties when Biden apparently forgot to switch his microphone on
American President was then seen waving to his Russian counterpart and chuckling at the technical issues
Russian news agencies released video of the first few clips of the call
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10284391/Biden-faces-Putin-President-threatens-Russia-toughest-economic-sanctions-yet.html
Thought you were going to talk tough, Joe? Biden gives Putin a WAVE after forgetting to turn on his mic during video call: Threatens toughest sanctions yet against Russia if it invades Ukraine
Biden spoke to Vladimir Putin by video conference from White House Situation Room on Tuesday morning
Call started off with some technical difficulties when Biden apparently forgot to switch his microphone on
American President was then seen waving to his Russian counterpart and chuckling at the technical issues
Russian news agencies released video of the first few clips of the call
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10284391/Biden-faces-Putin-President-threatens-Russia-toughest-economic-sanctions-yet.html
morekaos
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"You will be the unlucky recipient of the most strongly worded letter ever!!! if you invade that country!!!...What a noodle
'Putin got the message': Biden reveals he threatened the Russian president with 'economic consequences like none he's ever seen' during call but says he has RULED OUT boots on the ground in Ukraine
President Joe Biden revealed he threatened Vladimir Putin with 'economic consequences like none he's ever seen' if Russia invades the Ukraine
'I made it very clear. If in fact, [Putin] invades Ukraine , there will be severe consequences, economic consequences like none he's ever seen,' Biden said
President made it clear no US boots on ground in Ukraine
'That is not on the table,' he told reporters before his trip to Kansas City
He said he was 'absolutely confident' that Putin got the message
Biden and Putin spoke for two hours by video conference on Tuesday morning
Biden also is prepared to deploy more American troops to NATO countries if Russia invades the Ukraine
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...omic-consequences-like-hes-none-hes-seen.html
'Putin got the message': Biden reveals he threatened the Russian president with 'economic consequences like none he's ever seen' during call but says he has RULED OUT boots on the ground in Ukraine
President Joe Biden revealed he threatened Vladimir Putin with 'economic consequences like none he's ever seen' if Russia invades the Ukraine
'I made it very clear. If in fact, [Putin] invades Ukraine , there will be severe consequences, economic consequences like none he's ever seen,' Biden said
President made it clear no US boots on ground in Ukraine
'That is not on the table,' he told reporters before his trip to Kansas City
He said he was 'absolutely confident' that Putin got the message
Biden and Putin spoke for two hours by video conference on Tuesday morning
Biden also is prepared to deploy more American troops to NATO countries if Russia invades the Ukraine
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...omic-consequences-like-hes-none-hes-seen.html