that's ridiculous. There is a what can only be described as a homeless looking grizzly adams man who hunts in the garbage for soda cans in my apt complex. He is actually a tenant. He has no job other than rummaging through the garbage looking for "treasures." He has TWO vehicles. One is an 90's model white chevy pickup with a LEER hardcap over the bed. Inside is about 20 hefty "lawn&leaf" sized bags stuffed to the gills with cans and bottles.
His OTHER vehicle looks like something out of a jeepers creepers horror film. It is a very old green colored station wagon that is severly bent and looks unusable. It is ALSO stuffed to capacity with garbage bags. His garage is also FULL OF GARBAGE!!! He wakes up in the AM and tries to start that station wagon thing 50 times and it finally starts. He then moves it around to different places so that it "looks like its a normal car." Right buddy, no one will notice your insanely old decepit shit-filled station wagon.
Everytime I come home and see his two garbage-mobiles taking up spots I get enraged. Oh and this old buzzard has FOUR dogs. FOUR! In an apartment.
The insanity must end.....
