Funky listing photos

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IrvineRealtor said:
Hold the phone, Batman. Is that a fieldstone planterbox in the kitchen on the right side? I'd try to draw eyes to the dishwasher, too.
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Then again they could have cropped that out of the pic entirely. Hard to believe they didn't mention that in the poignant listing description:

"Incredible price !!! Beautiful home located in desired fountain valley city.Excellent school. Almost brand new and remodeled home. New roof, new cabinet,new counter top,new oven, new microwave hood,new diswasher,new tile,new carpet,new recess lights,new sky lights,new air conditioning,new garage door,new paint... what else..i do not remember to mention it.Huge back yard with so many fruit tree.Your buyer will love it. Hurry up...Not last long ! Regular sale !!!! "

Wait a minute?!?!? New oven, new microwave hood AND new dishwasher THAT DOESN'T MATCH?!?!? They couldn't spring the extra $100 to get the stainless dishwasher? No matter... "Not last long ! Regular sale !!!" Wow.... just wow.
 
Trooper said:
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Are the towels and toys included ?

945 W Summerland, San Pedro
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along the same lines:

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4908 Hazelnut Ave Seal Beach
 
I've actually been at an open house where they had rose pedals floating in the tub.

Like we all take baths with rose pedals around us (and Brad Pitt will be joining me any minute as well). :coolgrin:
 
IrvineRealtor said:
NewToOC said:
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Hold the phone, Batman. Is that a fieldstone planterbox in the kitchen on the right side? I'd try to draw eyes to the dishwasher, too.
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When my folks remodeled our house in the 70's I'm not sure what they were more proud of, the burnt orange carpet or the fieldstone planter and fireplace.
 
SoCal78 said:
... and the award for "Tackiest Paint Color" goes to...

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Socal, as soon as I saw that photo it made me think of "I Dream of Jeannie." It's what I imagine Jeannie's room looked like inside her bottle. :coolgrin:
 
CalGal said:
SoCal78 said:
... and the award for "Tackiest Paint Color" goes to...

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Socal, as soon as I saw that photo it made me think of "I Dream of Jeannie." It's what I imagine Jeannie's room looked like inside her bottle. :coolgrin:
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Well it does look like the sort of place where you'd find certain half-dressed women. LOL
 
Ok last one today... slow day at work clearly

8781 Universe Ave Westminster

20 listing pictures=good! Random ones of your family dog and nothing else=not so much. I looked for a "dog-friendly home" reference in the description to justify the picture but the closest thing I found was the mention of a "carpet allowance".

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These people have a bright fetish...

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My gawd... even Ipo can hack up a photo in photoshop better than that.

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Stare at that picture for more than 5 minutes and you can actually feel your retinas start to burn.

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I like blue a lot, but enough already. We have extra paint left over from painting the outside, any ideas on what to do with it? YEAH! Paint my office bright freakin azz blue!
 
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