graphrix said:
WINEX said:
Hmmmm, at 12:53 pm you said: (Note: Emphasis added to original quote)
graphrix said:
Of course you would agree with him. You both suffer from the same thick skull syndrome that blinds you from the real point, only seeing what you want to see. It is the sheer ignorance that you both display by not reading and understanding the full context of my point that is sad.
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truly shows and proves just how ignorant and humorless you and Panda are.
Then you wait 20 minutes and in a post to Panda you say:
graphrix said:
You completely missed my point. Panda, you are a smart guy, and please do not suffer from the same blinding ignorance of WHINEX, you are a much better, thoughtful, and kind person than he is.
Did you think that Panda couldn't read what you wrote 20 minutes before? Or did you come to the realization that you would be impressing one less person in this community if you didn't change courses quickly?
But don't worry, I don't believe anything you post here. If you think otherwise, it is you who are naive. Really, the only person you are fooling is yourself.
Awe... you're breaking my heart. I can't go on living knowing that you don't care what I say. Come on WHINEX, don't be so callous. I know deep down you really love me, and that is why you always respond, because you always have to read what I say. It's okay, you don't have to come out and say it just yet.
I did find a book you might want to pick up, seems to be a popular seller.
I haven't read the book that helped you develop your sense of humor. So tell me, was saying that Panda had "thick skull syndrome", "displayed sheer ignorance" and was "ignorant and humorless" a joke? Or was the joke revealed 20 minutes later when you said that he sa a "smart guy"?
Given that your definition of "humor" is telling everyone how great you are and saying you are being "snarky", I think I pass on the book you used to develop such a wonderful sense of humor. Even without reading the reviews of the book you are recommending, it's obvious there isn't much there. But for the record, here are the 3 reviews (taken out of original order)
Threw it away already, April 14, 2005
By J. LEE "Lostmysenseofhumor" (NYC) - See all my reviews
(REAL NAME)
Not what I expected. Reprint of dated article and not a great article to begin with. Amazon needs to flag this book before others buy it. Not a book..a dated article that will not make anyone humorous or leave em laughing.
Complete waste of money and time, September 7, 2005
By G. Bolloten (San Francisco, CA USA) - See all my reviews
(REAL NAME)
I was aghast when I received this "book". It is nothing more than a poorly copied term paper written by a college student, copied on a machine and pasted together into a pamphlet. The words were all blurred as though they had been forwarded to the publisher by Fax through three different machines before finally arriving there. The content is silly and completely useless. The only reason I didn't return it to Amazon instead of throwing it in the trash (which I did) was because of the cost of mailing it back.
don't bother, March 13, 2004
By A Customer
There is nothing how-to about this book in the least. It is really a history of humor:
"Thackeray tell us that humor is 'wit an love,' and Anne Evans declares that is 'thinking in fun while we feel in earnest.'
"Surely Dryden did not suppose that the almighty mob would be corrected by his verses, but perhaps he expected to convert a few individuals from too great a trust in the wisdom of majorities. It is certain that a clever satire is often more effective than a logical argument."
"The word 'sarcasm' has a suggestive etymology. In ancient Greek, 'sarkos' meant flesh, and 'sarkadzein' came to mean tear flesh, like dogs, or to speak so bitterly as to suggest the tearing of flesh."
I didn't cherry-pick these quotes - the whole book is like that. It's interesting, just not what I thought I was buying.