tenmagnet_IHB
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This one time, at band camp....
Most embarassing...
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Now you can say... i've seen it all.... ok, well i've seen MOST of it... :lol:
*e-shutter*
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No embarassing would be after you got dressed and THEN forgot her name.... :lol: That's bad.
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When I was in second grade, I also did not speak any English but rather than attend a nice private Christain academy, I was a student at the gang infested Hoover Street Elementary School in the heart of the ghetto in downtown LA. I got robbed nearly every day and presumably the robbers addressed me in English, but somehow, I knew what they meant.
You don't often have a choice. My parents didn't. I was born in the US but my first language was Spanish so I learned English in pre-school. However the teachers kept me in ESOL classes through the 2nd grade to use me as a translator.
Bridgemen baby! Woot woot!
At least you didn't have an ND. So why no holster?
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Sorry to change directions here, but do you know of a good indoor shooting range in South OC? We have been to On-Target, but was wondering if there was an alternative.
I don't think he had a choice. When I came to America my parents sent me to school as well. It so happens they all spoke English and I didn't. How else do you learn the language? And what other option do you have?
25w100k+_IHB
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Haha, I like Trojan's and Cayci's. Back in high school I remember dating this girl, and I was at her house, in her room. For whatever reason, at the time it seemed like a good idea to just tackle her to the floor and start making out. Right as I start kissing her, the door opens and her mom walks in, and she starts busting up *laughing*. She just closed the door as she continued to laugh.....yeah....
Not so embarassing in retrospect, but at the time my face was quite red.
Not so embarassing in retrospect, but at the time my face was quite red.
kcmkane_IHB
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Back when I was in the Navy (stationed in Puerto Rico 15 years ago) we were having a huge beach party, which was of course heavily attended by many of the local ladies. After riding a particularly impressive wave in --- even more impressive given my state of drunkeness --- I stood at the edge of the water and struck a triumphant pose for the crowd of potential girlfriends. As I raised my hands in the air, one of my so-called *buddies* came up behind and dropped my shorts right to the sand. I tipped over sideways scrambing to pull them up (did I mention my state of drunkeness) and proceeded to struggle with getting them back up for what must have been 30 seconds.
Every time I see that Seinfeld episode about "shrinkage", I am reminded of that horrible day.
Every time I see that Seinfeld episode about "shrinkage", I am reminded of that horrible day.
Trooper_IHB
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Prof, I had a couple about 15 years ago with that exact problem......in CT. I tried to be as nonchalant as possible.....
biscuitninja_IHB
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Trooper said:
Now you can say... i've seen it all.... ok, well i've seen MOST of it... :lol:
*e-shutter*
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PANDA_IHB
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When I was in second grade I attended a private christian elementary school in Fort Lee, New Jersey. I had to pee really bad, but i didn't know how to speak english. I was holding on to my little lizard as long as i possibly can and then i couldn't hold it anymore and started to pee in my pants BIG TIME! I remember that there was cute blond girl I had a crush on sitting right next to me giving me the nastiest stare, while pinching her nose from the stench. She started to yell at me in english, and I had no idea what she was saying.
Trooper_IHB
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Why would your parents send you to a school where you didn't speak the same language ? Sorry to hear about the episode though....
Daedalus_IHB
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Reminds me of a buddy who did the same thing...in the FOURTH grade. Language was not a problem. I still remember the liquid breadcrumb trail he left as he ran out the door. We teased him well past elementary school. Good times!
My worst was as a freshman in college. I had a guy in my dorm set me up with a friend of his who I thought was cute. We went out to this winter ball kind of deal. We hit it off pretty well and were having a good time. Then we bumped into a friend of mine, who introduced us to his date. I introduced him, then turned to her, and couldn't remember her name! I didn't even bother to ask for a 2nd date after that.
My worst was as a freshman in college. I had a guy in my dorm set me up with a friend of his who I thought was cute. We went out to this winter ball kind of deal. We hit it off pretty well and were having a good time. Then we bumped into a friend of mine, who introduced us to his date. I introduced him, then turned to her, and couldn't remember her name! I didn't even bother to ask for a 2nd date after that.
biscuitninja_IHB
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Daedalus said:
No embarassing would be after you got dressed and THEN forgot her name.... :lol: That's bad.
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High Gravity_IHB
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PANDA said:
When I was in second grade, I also did not speak any English but rather than attend a nice private Christain academy, I was a student at the gang infested Hoover Street Elementary School in the heart of the ghetto in downtown LA. I got robbed nearly every day and presumably the robbers addressed me in English, but somehow, I knew what they meant.
NewToOC_IHB
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Trooper said:
You don't often have a choice. My parents didn't. I was born in the US but my first language was Spanish so I learned English in pre-school. However the teachers kept me in ESOL classes through the 2nd grade to use me as a translator.
serious weapon_IHB
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PANDA said:
Bridgemen baby! Woot woot!
Girl In the OC_IHB
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Ok, so here's a funny one!
This happened to a friend of mine awhile back.
So, my friend had completed her laundry... but, did not turn the clothing inside out to check for items which may have been stuck inside a sleeve or whatever... static cling ya know!
Anyways, so she got dressed for the day, and was walking down the street... when a pair of her panties fell out of the leg of her jeans. She probably would not have noticed, except the nice gentleman walking behind her sheepishly handed them back to her... letting her know "he noticed that she lost these a ways back". :gulp:
Always check your laundry!
This happened to a friend of mine awhile back.
So, my friend had completed her laundry... but, did not turn the clothing inside out to check for items which may have been stuck inside a sleeve or whatever... static cling ya know!
Anyways, so she got dressed for the day, and was walking down the street... when a pair of her panties fell out of the leg of her jeans. She probably would not have noticed, except the nice gentleman walking behind her sheepishly handed them back to her... letting her know "he noticed that she lost these a ways back". :gulp:
Always check your laundry!
Trooper_IHB
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I had my gun do that once. Like a fool, I had just tucked it in my waistband (was off duty) without the holster. I bent down to pick something up .... and when I stood up it slipped down my pant leg and landed on the pavement. Good thing no one was around....that would have been hard to explain. :shut:
biscuitninja_IHB
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Trooper said:
At least you didn't have an ND. So why no holster?
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SoOCOwner_IHB
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biscuitninja said:
Sorry to change directions here, but do you know of a good indoor shooting range in South OC? We have been to On-Target, but was wondering if there was an alternative.
jbenko_IHB
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Trooper said:
I don't think he had a choice. When I came to America my parents sent me to school as well. It so happens they all spoke English and I didn't. How else do you learn the language? And what other option do you have?