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C Delroy Spuckler said:
OK, I was mocking a realtor picture in my previous post... what's up with this one from your 10 Riverstone listing...

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What... were there dogs on the property and if the realtor tried to stand such that the entire front of the house was captured, the dogs would attack her?

The left half of the house looks nice, as does the front part of the driveway.

This picture is just uncomfortable to look at.

Delroy
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Maybe they're trying to sell the driveway? Relitter description:

FSBO: Btfl ROSEDUST driveway! Longest driveway IN THE NIEGHBORHOOD! Just IMAGINE driving back and forth ALL DAY in yr Mercedes!!! Admire manicrd LWN, shaped HEDGES, btfl FLWRS! Updated with NW CONCRETE PAVERS! Don't miss the CHANCE for the DRIVE of a LIFETIME! Comes with hse yr wife can SIT in and ADMIRE yr Mercedes as u DRIVE IT BACK AND FORTH!
 
28642 Breckenridge Dr

Laguna Niguel, CA 92677

Price: $675,000

Beds: 4

Baths: 3

Sq. Ft.: 2,808

$/Sq. Ft.: $240

Lot Size: 6,120 Sq. Ft.

Property Type: Single Family Residence

Style: Spanish

Stories: 2

View: Hills

Year Built: 1979

Community: Laguna Niguel East, South of Crown Valley, East of Niguel

County: Orange

MLS#: R903271

Source: SoCalMLS

Status: Active

On Redfin: 134 days

Terrific Community of ROLLING HILLS!!!.... Large 4-Bedrooms w/ 2.5-Baths - Fireplace in the Master Bedroom and a Beautiful Mosaic Tub in Master Bathroom. Fountain in the Entry Way, Spanish Tile & Details Throughout the House. Second Fireplace in the Downstairs Family Room, Vaulted Ceilings, Planter Boxes, Private Pool and Spa. Home is Well Landscaped w/ Palm Trees Throughout the Property.... The COMMUNITY FACILITIES Include; Pool & Spa, Tennis Courts, BBQ Area, Volleyball Court, Basketball Court and a Park with a Playground........ NORMAL SALE........

http://www.redfin.com/CA/Laguna-Niguel/28642-Breckenridge-Dr-92677/home/4880907

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What do you think of this roman tub? Is it a keeper?
 
Cameray said:
Terrific Community of ROLLING HILLS!!!.... Large 4-Bedrooms w/ 2.5-Baths - Fireplace in the Master Bedroom and a Beautiful Mosaic Tub in Master Bathroom. Fountain in the Entry Way, Spanish Tile & Details Throughout the House. Second Fireplace in the Downstairs Family Room, Vaulted Ceilings, Planter Boxes, Private Pool and Spa. Home is Well Landscaped w/ Palm Trees Throughout the Property.... The COMMUNITY FACILITIES Include; Pool & Spa, Tennis Courts, BBQ Area, Volleyball Court, Basketball Court and a Park with a Playground........ NORMAL SALE........
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Dear National Association of Realtors,

For once, rather than advocating looser loan restrictions, complaining about appraisals, or telling me how "now is the time to buy", please do something useful. Send a note out to your members asking the please refrain from hitting the caps lock key, from excessive use of exclamation points, and in the above case, periods. A recommendation to also refrain from the terms "resort like", "entertainers paradise/delight", "priced to sell" and such would also be viewed kindly.

I'm just saying, you know, caps locks makes ya'll look like a bunch of uneducated hicks.

Yours Truly,

C Delroy Spuckler

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What a steal! :lol:

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http://www.redfin.com/CA/Dana-Point/36-Terraza-Del-Mar-92629/home/4968796

36 Terraza Del Mar

Dana Point, CA 92629

Price: $1,095,000

Beds: 2

Baths: 2

Sq. Ft.: 2,020

$/Sq. Ft.: $542

Lot Size: 9,600 Sq. Ft.

Property Type: Single Family Residence

Style: Mediterranean

Stories: 1

View: Peek-A-Boo, Has View

Year Built: 1984

Community: Dana Hills

County: Orange

MLS#: S592498

Source: SoCalMLS

Status: Active

On Redfin: 1 day

Terraza Del Mar is a small gated enclave of 36 Mediterranean homes located approx. 2 miles from the beach and Dana Point Harbor - close to the Ocean Ranch shops, theater and restaurants. Enjoy ocean breezes from this lovely single level home. Light and bright ambiance is created by soaring ceilings with skylights, central atrium area, abundant windows and doors that overlook the lush wrap-around yard. Wood flooring flows throughout the living room with fireplace, the formal dining room and sunny kitchen. Center island kitchen features white cabinetry and stainless appliances. The master suite offers a fireplace, private atrium access and opens through French doors leading to the side yard with spa. Spacious master bath features 3 large closets, skylights, soaking tub and large shower. The guest bedroom has wood flooring and opens to a private courtyard. Enjoy indoor-outdoor entertaining year round with a covered patio, beautiful landscape and brick accented hardscape. A MUST SEE!
 
The robo-comps say that one is overpriced by $300-400k. Why do people do that? Do they really think they can get 30-40% more than other sales in the area?
 
Geotpf said:
The robo-comps say that one is overpriced by $300-400k. Why do people do that? Do they really think they can get 30-40% more than other sales in the area?
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It'll take some time to get the koolaid out of the system.
 
http://www.redfin.com/CA/Irvine/49-Wonderland-92620/home/5945279

check out Picture No. 12/17. Unless I run a establishment called "BGK" and would like to dream of it every night, why else would I want it on the wall of a house I am about to buy?

http://www.redfin.com/CA/Irvine/56-Bamboo-92620/home/5931305

All pictures are shaky, but 3 and 6.. is to scare the potential buyer?

http://www.redfin.com/CA/Irvine/91-Shadywood-92620/home/21942142

Picture 10- ocean?? Probably to lure the "foreign" buyer who might not check google maps to check the property location.

I know there is a thread with funny pictures, but couldn't find it. Enjoy!

All it takes is a good camera and a few minutes to take good pictures and upload them. Lot of people base their initial decisions based on the pictures. Each of these houses are priced from 700-800k range and the Realtor is making a good amount of money on them. Why not spend some time?

I read someone (I think Sugarn...) mention that there are certain standards to adhere to- don't they apply to short sales also?
 
Elevators aren't that rare in huge mansions. First time I've seen one in an ordinary tract house, however. Cameray's probably right-probably a disabled person lived there and the configuration of the stairs prevented installing a chair lift. It must have cost a lot of money to install that elevator.
 
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