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This home has been brought to you by the letter A, and by the number 2 (that is, the number of zebras which were killed in decorating this room)

This room, quite simply, is trying too hard.

Delroy
 
Ocean view in Woodbury:

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66 Eclipse Irvine, CA 92620

Price: $1,499,000

Beds: 6

Baths: 6

Sq. Ft.: 3,700

$/Sq. Ft.: $405

Lot Size: 8,000 Sq. Ft.

Property Type: Single Family Residence

Style: Mediterranean

Stories: 2

View: City Lights, Coastline, Greenbelt, Panoramic, Park or Green Belt, Trees/Woods, Has View

Year Built: 2005

Community: Woodbury

County: Orange

MLS#: S588282

Source: SoCalMLS

Status: Active

On Redfin: 2 days

Corporate relocation foreces sale - this is your good fortune - ONLY LOCATION OF ITS KIND on the Irvine Ranch.The most SPECTACULAR LOCATION in Woodbury! End of cul de sac with sunset, Disneyland fireworks and city lights view on SINGLE LOADED street. The safest family location on the planet. Fantastic for family block parties with plenty of guest parking. Seperate casita with bathroom and own HVAC system. 6th bedroom is huge playroom. Each bedroom has its OWN bathroom. Upgrades galore with wood floors, imported granite counters, stainless steel appliances, extra recessed lighting, custom designer paint,custom stone hardscaping and facade. To be quite frank, if you pass this up, you will be missing not only the boat, the limo and party, BUT LIFE ITSELF!!! Buy it and let the love begin!
 
IrvineRenter said:
Ocean view in Woodbury:

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66 Eclipse Irvine, CA 92620

Price: $1,499,000

Beds: 6

Baths: 6

Sq. Ft.: 3,700

$/Sq. Ft.: $405

Lot Size: 8,000 Sq. Ft.

Property Type: Single Family Residence

Style: Mediterranean

Stories: 2

View: City Lights, Coastline, Greenbelt, Panoramic, Park or Green Belt, Trees/Woods, Has View

Year Built: 2005

Community: Woodbury

County: Orange

MLS#: S588282

Source: SoCalMLS

Status: Active

On Redfin: 2 days

The ocean's right behind Pavilions, didn't you know...?
 
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436 E Poli St #203 Ventura, CA 93001

Price: $375,000

Beds: 2

Baths: 2

Sq. Ft.: 1,076

$/Sq. Ft.: $349

Lot Size: 1 Sq. Ft.

Property Type: Attached, Condominimum/Apartment

Stories: 1

Year Built: 2003

Community: West of California to City Limits

County: Ventura

MLS#: 90015110

Source: VCRDS

Status: Contingent

On Redfin: 6 days

This is a short pay. Cannot be shown until an acceptable offer is receceived subject to inside inspection. Tenant has 10 months left on lease, so only sell to your investor buyers. Under NO circumstances, bother tenant. There will be penalties if this instruction is ignored. Has ocean view, is in good shape, and is a corner unit on courtyard level. Loan modification in process that isn't looking good. Lender doubled the payment and interest rate making this unit no longer a good investment for seller.

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IrvineRenter said:
Under NO circumstances, bother tenant. There will be penalties if this instruction is ignored.

Can someone explain to me what this means?

What sort of penalties can an agent enforce on another agent, besides not showing me other properties of theirs?

I say we call their bluff, and go knock on the door and ask if we can see the unit. Maybe even print out the listing, leave it by the door, knock and run.

Delroy
 
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