Funky listing photos

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Dana Point...And it's near the beach! Where do I sign? And there's 9 of these pics!

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One excuse that might explain this behavior, and one that makes most sense, is that these photos are being used to close a short sale. With an offer in, the broker may very well be trying to inform the lienholders of what would really be the situation if they took the home back and had to sell it themselves. It is the opposite justification of an "equity sale" (i.e. where sellers have equity still) in trying to lower the perceived value of the home in the eyes of the bank selling the home. Essentially - take this offer... it's the best you're going to get.

Besides, where else would you store a "box of Trout?"

alternatively... is there a big enough market to sustain an un-staging company?
 
SoCal78 said:
IrvineRealtor said:
an un-staging company

LOL!!

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freedomCM said:

At least they like Audrey Hepburn.

The best part is what history tells us of the future...

Aug 17, 2000: Sold $237,000

Dec 01, 1989: Sold $225,000


After commissions and adjusting for inflation, that is about a $100k loss.
 
freedomCM said:
Hurts my eyes!

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and even better, it ruins an adjacent room:

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Plus, wouldn't you want a door (not just to hide the color) into a bathroom?

http://www.redfin.com/CA/Costa-Mesa/2603-Elden-Ave-92627/unit-F/home/5202112

What, Hello Kitty isn't allowed to sell her house?
 
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