Why are so many people uptight on IHB?

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graphrix said:
tenmagnet said:
Nice one!

For obvious reasons I can’t give you props or click the “Thanks” button.

Hopefully, he’s immune to the power of Axe or else I’ll need Trooper’s stun gun to fight him off.
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Ah... thank gawd I found out the power of the Axe too. I may have to fight you off in that case, and it's a good thing I am still friends with Trooper, that way I get first dibs on the stun gun.

Thanks for the Axe tip and the Mach3 razor. It definitely helped, now I just need to go to Costco to get some replacement blades, I go through them so quickly.

BTW, it is all about Cantaloop these days...
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Bix is throwing a pool party!

Bro, Don’t forget the case of Clearasil for your Bacne.

Warning!

Clearasil May Cause Confidence
 
tenmagnet said:
Bix is throwing a pool party!

Bro, Don’t forget the case of Clearasil for your Bacne.

Warning!

Clearasil May Cause Confidence
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At least now I have an occasion to buy a new swimsuit.

And I also may check out that bar in Vegas. Looks like I'm going a few times in the next few months.
 
caycifish said:
tenmagnet said:
Bix is throwing a pool party!

Bro, Don’t forget the case of Clearasil for your Bacne.

Warning!

Clearasil May Cause Confidence
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At least now I have an occasion to buy a new swimsuit.

And I also may check out that bar in Vegas. Looks like I'm going a few times in the next few months.
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Cool! I'm going there this month and in December (Ballroom dance competitions). Don't know which hotel yet.

Anyways have a good one.

-bix
 
caycifish said:
tenmagnet said:
Bix is throwing a pool party!

Bro, Don’t forget the case of Clearasil for your Bacne.

Warning!

Clearasil May Cause Confidence
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At least now I have an occasion to buy a new swimsuit.

And I also may check out that bar in Vegas. Looks like I'm going a few times in the next few months.
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Yeah, I totally forgot the OC Energy Angels are now making the rounds in Vegas.

How’s that working out for you Cayci?

I heard with all the publicity from Real Housewives, they’re paying up to $20/hour.

Huge step up from waiting tables at Hooters, You go girl!

Can’t wait to see you and the “angels” at the MB pool

Don’t forget my free sample of Diet OC Energy.

Thanks Cayci!

You Rock!!
 
Careful cayci.... this could be you!

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tenmagnet said:
Yeah, I totally forgot the OC Energy Angels are now making the rounds in Vegas.

How’s that working out for you Cayci?

I heard with all the publicity from Real Housewives, they’re paying up to $20/hour.

Huge step up from waiting tables at Hooters, You go girl!

Can’t wait to see you and the “angels” at the MB pool

Don’t forget my free sample of Diet OC Energy.

Thanks Cayci!

You Rock!!
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Since I can't drive a Hummer I am totally qualified to be an OC Angel, however, my company pimps me out for quite a bit more than a $20/hour billable rate.

Ten, I see you still aren't posting at night. I'm sure it's hard to afford internet access at home on a security guard's salary. I feel for ya. Props for keeping with your morals and not stealing wireless from the neighbors.
 
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That’s a total cheap shot.

Bix is a very cool guy.

He even offered to host the 1st annual IHB Summer Pool Party.

So he’s into ballroom dancing, I’m cool with it.

You should be too.

Try being more open-minded bro!

He's an inspiration to us all.

I've signed up for ballroom dance classes as well.

Just waiting for my partner Cayci to lose the Freshman thirty-two she put on in college.

Are we there yet?

Keep upping the cardio and lay off the chili-cheese fries for a while.

I believe in you girl!
 
Hey Cayci,

Hold up, I think we’ve found a solution to our problem.

No need to up the cardio or quit the chili-cheese fries, just yet.

24 pm’d me and said he’d be honored to be your partner in those ballroom dance lessons.

Apparently, he’s a chubby chaser.

Fine by me, she’s all yours 24.

I’m here to help.
 
acpme said:
i have to admit i watch SYTYCD on fox. its way better than idol.
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Haven’t caught that yet.

I’m a big fan of Step It Up and Dance on BRAVO.

Although Kelly was my favorite on Saved By The Bell, Elizabeth Berkley is hot.

So-So Face but legs for dayz!
 
Don't throw me into this. Remeber, I was more curious for the lower median for her age SATC party. Interesting enough, I went to see Indy Jones 4 (turned into the X-Files halfway through) and as I was walking in, saw 3 guys and 1 girl walk into SATC. I thought that was odd.

I have never seen SYTYCD (and probably never will) but my only comment on Idol is I would actually watch it if they were performing their own material and/or playing a musical instrument as well. I think CBS had a show at one time where people performed their own material (actually might of been full bands). I liked that idea much better.
 
Geez, I leave for a day and now everyone is E-pimiping for Cayci. *sigh*

Guys, she's a computer nerd. She probably works and dreams about software that I've helped write.

I do well at bars and clubs, but I won't be out-geeked when it comes to picking up the cute but shy nerd girls. ;-)
 
25w100k+ said:
Geez, I leave for a day and now everyone is E-pimiping for Cayci. *sigh*

Guys, she's a computer nerd. She probably works and dreams about software that I've helped write.

I do well at bars and clubs, but I won't be out-geeked when it comes to picking up the cute but shy nerd girls. ;-)
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Yeah right, dream on junior.

You've got absolutely no shot.

Your game is minor league, far from being tight.

If you consider those post-bar closing, split before sunrise girls you’ve been closing by the escalators or parking garage as doing well, you’re sadly mistaken.

So ditch the nerd-speak, Burberry scarf (it’s summer time bro) and stop trying to bounce them to the Super 8 across Newport Blvd, then we’ll talk. (Smiley)
 
tenmagnet said:
25w100k+ said:
Geez, I leave for a day and now everyone is E-pimiping for Cayci. *sigh*

Guys, she's a computer nerd. She probably works and dreams about software that I've helped write.

I do well at bars and clubs, but I won't be out-geeked when it comes to picking up the cute but shy nerd girls. ;-)
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Yeah right, dream on junior.

You've got absolutely no shot.

Your game is minor league, far from being tight.

If you consider those post-bar closing, split before sunrise girls you’ve been closing by the escalators or parking garage as doing well, you’re sadly mistaken.

So ditch the nerd-speak, Burberry scarf (it’s summer time bro) and stop trying to bounce them to the Super 8 across Newport Blvd, then we’ll talk. (Smiley)
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Poor Ten, he has gone to the point of no return now. He realizes he stands no chance with a girl as hot, intelligent, and makes more money than him, as Cayci, so he resorts to insults to her and everyone else who realizes what a catch Cayci is. Every time someone hits the "thanks" button can realize that Cayci is 100 times smarter than Ten is, and everyone who has met her knows how hot she is, and how out of his league she is too. That is why he only gets the mindless club girls, if he even gets that, and why he is still desperately single.

That is why he has his fantasy dates at Sprinkles with her, and some of us have real dates at Cantaloop.

Bring on the Hooters shorts, YMCA, and hairy back pot shots, just know at the end of the day who has his arm around the hawtness that Cayci is. All the pot shots in the world could never shoot down the ego when you have that.
 
Poor Ten, he has gone to the point of no return now. He realizes he stands no chance with a girl as hot, intelligent, and makes more money than him, as Cayci, so he resorts to insults to her and everyone else who realizes what a catch Cayci is. Every time someone hits the "thanks" button can realize that Cayci is 100 times smarter than Ten is, and everyone who has met her knows how hot she is, and how out of his league she is too. That is why he only gets the mindless club girls, if he even gets that, and why he is still desperately single.

That is why he has his fantasy dates at Sprinkles with her, and some of us have real dates at Cantaloop.

Bring on the Hooters shorts, YMCA, and hairy back pot shots, just know at the end of the day who has his arm around the hawtness that Cayci is. All the pot shots in the world could never shoot down the ego when you have that.
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“Mindless” are you kidding me?

There’s quality in the club, my last GF graduated from Chapman, or so she says.

“Out of my league” and “desperate”, those words aren’t even in my vocabulary.

Last time I checked, most people at Sutra aren’t exactly comparing IQ scores or members of Mensa.

C’mon Graph, we’re people too.
 
25w100k+ said:
Geez, I leave for a day and now everyone is E-pimiping for Cayci. *sigh*

Guys, she's a computer nerd. She probably works and dreams about software that I've helped write.

I do well at bars and clubs, but I won't be out-geeked when it comes to picking up the cute but shy nerd girls. ;-)
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Ha ha!

Pssh, be careful there are plenty of Google uber-RICH nerds abound. Plus to attain geek-dom I expect to see your Star Trek Communicator.... Or at least a Tricorder simulator.... ha ha.

But really, its so funny when my wife and I go out dancing, its funny to watch the meat marketeers go at it.

good luck

-bix
 
25w100k+ said:
Guys, she's a computer nerd. She probably works and dreams about software that I've helped write.

I do well at bars and clubs, but I won't be out-geeked when it comes to picking up the cute but shy nerd girls. ;-)
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Nah, sorry man. I leave work at the office. I'm more theater geek than computer nerd. My Tivo is already set to record the Tony awards this weekend. Woo hoo!
 
graphrix said:
Poor Ten, he has gone to the point of no return now. He realizes he stands no chance with a girl as hot, intelligent, and makes more money than him, as Cayci, so he resorts to insults to her and everyone else who realizes what a catch Cayci is. Every time someone hits the "thanks" button can realize that Cayci is 100 times smarter than Ten is, and everyone who has met her knows how hot she is, and how out of his league she is too. That is why he only gets the mindless club girls, if he even gets that, and why he is still desperately single.

That is why he has his fantasy dates at Sprinkles with her, and some of us have real dates at Cantaloop.

Bring on the Hooters shorts, YMCA, and hairy back pot shots, just know at the end of the day who has his arm around the hawtness that Cayci is. All the pot shots in the world could never shoot down the ego when you have that.
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Thats a little harsh. Lets give Ten credit for what he is, an Obi-wan Kenobi. Wise and knowledgeable, guiding and teaching.

Ultimately though, it is I who will bring balance to the Force and land that critical shot into the Death Star.

;-)
 
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