Why are so many people uptight on IHB?

[25inIrvine_IHB]

something tells me if Ten is telling you he is 99, he probably won't approve for you to see him via webcam.

and sorry ten, I'm all about food. I love me a good steak. I look for a good return on investment in the food. Small plates = no go for me

Keep it up Panda, I bet Ten is writing your tips on in his little black book so he can bust out your advice the next time he is at Sutra

cayci, just curious. of that 23-30 group you went to SATC with. was the median age closer to 23 or 30? who was the outlier?

 

[tenmagnet_IHB]

I'm a little busy today, so I only have a few passing comments.

The Notebook sucked ass.

I thought Knocked Up was really funny.

I do actually own a Care Bears t-shirt.

I do occasionally go to OC clubs.

Color Me Mine. Dude. You are joking, right?

Man.. It would be so cool to see single men hooking up with single women in the IHB. It will be the "IHB" version of eHARMONY. Romance is in the air. I can feel it.

You. Have. No. Idea.

IHB chat anyone?

Nothing is set in stone, but a least now we’re getting somewhere.

So Color Me Mine is a no.

I was originally going to go with Borders but I’m allergic to books and really out of my element there.

Not a fan of the Notebook, no problem.

To be honest, neither am I.

You can still come over and we’ll watch the Hills together.

I have Season’s one thru three on dvd.

I just wish Lauren would get over the whole Heidi thing.

Enough already!

Seriously, what’s next are you going to deny that you wrote about me in your diary multiple times.

 

[tenmagnet_IHB]

something tells me if Ten is telling you he is 99, he probably won't approve for you to see him via webcam.

and sorry ten, I'm all about food. I love me a good steak. I look for a good return on investment in the food. Small plates = no go for me

Keep it up Panda, I bet Ten is writing your tips on in his little black book so he can bust out your advice the next time he is at Sutra

cayci, just curious. of that 23-30 group you went to SATC with. was the median age closer to 23 or 30? who was the outlier?

Bro, you seriously need to try and make it over to Sutra.

I know you don’t think so but I promise you its way more fun then GameStop.

Aren’t you tired of that place yet?

Have you bought a blazer like I told you?

Remember I said BOSS as in Hugo Boss, not the Men’s warehouse or Kohls version either, got it.

 

[graphrix_IHB]

I see us cuddling up sharing a glass of merlot.

Yeah, that could work, but if you want to truly win her heart it better be a bottle Chateau D'yquem, or a really good muscat.

She’ll melt like butter once she sees my collection of Care Bears and Lacoste sweaters.

My Enya cd is cued up and ready to go.

Glad see Ten back to his normal self. I was a little worried he might still be suffering from the battle fatigue, but a guy like him should recover by a Friday night. Now I know where you got the Tori Amos/Sarah McLachlin, and now... Enya ideas. I knew you had to be a fan. Next time you leave your Micheal Bolton CD in Ipop's car you can just ask for it back directly, no need to put it into some weird code on IHB that he has it and you want it back.

Panda - Ten stands as good of chance with Cayci as he does getting some true religion jeans on sale, both of which will never happen. She prefers the cool breeze smooth guy vs. the fiery hot guy.

So when, where, and who is down to go out some night?

 

[acpme_IHB]

once again Panda has taken the Unintentionally Funny Post of the Day award by encouraging ten to join a church group to meet women and hop on skype so they can do webcam chats together.

and btw, ten probably does not want to meet single women at newsong. you might as well hand over your balls and wallet because you wont be needing either.

 

[graphrix_IHB]

and btw, ten probably does not want to meet single women at newsong. he might as well hand over your balls and wallet because you wont be needing either.

True... Just put your balls and wallet in the LV bag that you will need for validation. It will save you a lot of time, and start to get you accustomed to the monthly LV bag validations.

 

[tenmagnet_IHB]

I see us cuddling up sharing a glass of merlot.

Yeah, that could work, but if you want to truly win her heart it better be a bottle Chateau D'yquem, or a really good muscat.

She’ll melt like butter once she sees my collection of Care Bears and Lacoste sweaters.

My Enya cd is cued up and ready to go.

Glad see Ten back to his normal self. I was a little worried he might still be suffering from the battle fatigue, but a guy like him should recover by a Friday night. Now I know where you got the Tori Amos/Sarah McLachlin, and now... Enya ideas. I knew you had to be a fan. Next time you leave your Micheal Bolton CD in Ipop's car you can just ask for it back directly, no need to put it into some weird code on IHB that he has it and you want it back.

Panda - Ten stands as good of chance with Cayci as he does getting some true religion jeans on sale, both of which will never happen. She prefers the cool breeze smooth guy vs. the fiery hot guy.

So when, where, and who is down to go out some night?

As always, great post.

Very happy that you fired in.

It’s all about recovery, what can I say.

Just like the Lakers, I’m making the minor adjustments to win Game 2.

See how fast I switched up the Notebook and went with the Hills.

Thru in an LC-Heidi reference as well.

I won’t lie though; the Color Me Mine dis was a huge setback.

It’s right up there with the Melting Pot and Sprinkles as one of my top “go-to” venues.

The True Religion comment is dead on.

Every time I’m at Nordies, I ask the sales “girl” why the 7s and Diesels are always on sale but not the TR?

My friend Tiff, the waitress who served us at Hooters.

You remember her right?

She wanted me to ask if your done wearing the short-shorts you borrowed from her.

To be honest, you don’t look that good in them, besides orange is not really your color.

Nonetheless she needs them back.

 

[caycifish_IHB]

cayci, just curious. of that 23-30 group you went to SATC with. was the median age closer to 23 or 30? who was the outlier?

The median was actually 28. I'm newly 30, and a friend's sister was 23. I chilled at their crib in Manhattan Beach after last call and thought it was pretty cool that the USC stuff mixed in just fine with the UCLA stuff. My friend just got her MBA from USC and her little sister got her bachelor's at UCLA.

Sprinkles as one of my top “go-to” venues.

Now there's something I can get into. Red velvet, FTW!

And dude, it's all about the Girls Next Door.

 

[25w100k+_IHB]

She prefers the cool breeze smooth guy vs. the fiery hot guy.

Or maybe a guy who sips scotch, wears boss and quotes augustine?

;-)

And Panda, 24, what Ten is trying to say is....going to 3-thirty-3 with a date is like.... going to nordstroms when your Amex is maxed out. or something....

 

[tenmagnet_IHB]

cayci, just curious. of that 23-30 group you went to SATC with. was the median age closer to 23 or 30? who was the outlier?

The median was actually 28. I'm newly 30, and a friend's sister was 23. I chilled at their crib in Manhattan Beach after last call and thought it was pretty cool that the USC stuff mixed in just fine with the UCLA stuff. My friend just got her MBA from USC and her little sister got her bachelor's at UCLA.

Sprinkles as one of my top “go-to” venues.

Now there's something I can get into. Red velvet, FTW!

And dude, it's all about the Girls Next Door.

24 had a D&Dgame he had to get back to.

He gave me the okay to reply

OMG!

What a coincidence, I’ll be in Hermosa Beach this weekend for the AVP Hermosa Open.

It goes off!

Ask them about Sangria, it rocks.

That’s where my friends and I go.

Fellow SC alums as well, class and quality FTW!

Mention it to them, they’ll know it guaranteed!

 

[tenmagnet_IHB]

She prefers the cool breeze smooth guy vs. the fiery hot guy.

Or maybe a guy who sips scotch, wears boss and quotes augustine?

;-)

And Panda, 24, what Ten is trying to say is....going to 3-thirty-3 with a date is like.... going to nordstroms when your Amex is maxed out. or something....

Great Amex reference, you got it!

I always laugh thinking about your scotch comment.

My reply set off the whole firestorm with Trooper.

Next time your at Sutra, you and Graph need to stop ambushing “girls” as they exit the ladiesroom.

Don’t deny it either, I was chilling on the outside patio and saw you guys posted up at the bar by the bathrooms.

Graph was actually smelling one of the girl’s hair.

Bro, stop trying to hypnotize her with your BMW key chain.

 

[25w100k+_IHB]

Great Amex reference, you got it!

I always laugh thinking about your scotch comment.

My reply set off the whole firestorm with Trooper.

Next time your at Sutra, you and Graph need to stop ambushing “girls” as they exit the ladiesroom.

Don’t deny it either, I was chilling on the outside patio and saw you guys posted up at the bar by the bathrooms.

Graph was actually smelling one of the girl’s hair.

Bro, stop trying to hypnotize her with your BMW key chain.

Hey, they make the drinks faster at that bar. I can't help it if the hot chicks ladies just pour out of the restroom right next to where I'm standin.

The best part about sutra is the drunken sprint across newport blvd to Othose at 2:00 am. The ladies love it. Works every time.

 

[caycifish_IHB]

Or maybe a guy who sips scotch, wears boss and quotes augustine?

I respect a guy who quotes Augustine, but to capture my attention I would hope that you quote him in order to criticize and blame him for the Puritanical aversion to, and obsession with, sex that grips a large portion of Western culture. That, and the guy was just full of himself. ;-)

Bro, stop trying to hypnotize her with your BMW key chain.

Okay, that made me giggle.

 

[IrvineRealtor_IHB]

So when, where, and who is down to go out some night?

I think you guys must've missed the party invite to bix's pool.

 

[graphrix_IHB]

Bro, stop trying to hypnotize her with your BMW key chain.

LOL, now that is funny, because you and I both know at Sutra it works every time. I mean, you keep asking me to borrow my keys, now I know why. Sorry the Ford Fiesta keys do not have the same power at Sutra, maybe you should try Borders...

 

[PANDA_IHB]

Graph and Ten,

At Sutra, Does it work better if Panda shows off his keys to a 1 series BMW compared to a 7 series BMW? Never been to Sutra before, but the name sounds REALLY COOL.

Curious Panda

 

[caycifish_IHB]

So, speaking of OC clubs, I went to Ember last night. It was the grand opening of a brand new club in Anaheim ("uptown Anaheim"...whatever that means).

The "dapper gentleman" I was with and I nearly died laughing when we saw a waitress bring a group in a VIP booth the following: Grey Goose, water, and Diet Redbull. We said "it's tenmagnet!"

Ten, were you at Ember last night?

 

[tenmagnet_IHB]

She prefers the cool breeze smooth guy vs. the fiery hot guy.

Or maybe a guy who sips scotch, wears boss and quotes augustine?

;-)

And Panda, 24, what Ten is trying to say is....going to 3-thirty-3 with a date is like.... going to nordstroms when your Amex is maxed out. or something....

Bro,

I love the fact that you’re a product of club environment.

Why bother with creating rapport and discovering her interests, who’s got time for that anyway?

Just skip right to closing.

Do you even bother with asking her name?

The Augustine is so out of place, are you planning on taking her to Panera.

Where you’ll share a scone and enjoy free Wi-Fi.

At least Graph is trying to pass off the wine in the box, which resides in his fridge as quality (Châteaux Something or other).

I looked up the wine he referenced and it’s as old as he is (1953), incredible!

Better hide that Old Guys Rule T-Shirt and refill that scrip for Cialis, pronto.

Just For Men called, your case of hair dye is ready for pick-up.

 

[tenmagnet_IHB]

Or maybe a guy who sips scotch, wears boss and quotes augustine?

I respect a guy who quotes Augustine, but to capture my attention I would hope that you quote him in order to criticize and blame him for the Puritanical aversion to, and obsession with, sex that grips a large portion of Western culture. That, and the guy was just full of himself. ;-)

Bro, stop trying to hypnotize her with your BMW key chain.

Okay, that made me giggle.

25w100k+,

What did I tell you about Augustine?

Not only was she not feeling you, but you came across as pompous and full of yourself.

She “respects” you is a polite way of shooting you down.

I told you to switch it up and fast.

Not to mention your cadence is way off, no chemistry being built whatsoever.

I had high hopes for you so naturally, I’m a bit disappointed.

Hopefully, you’ll recover or next stop will be further down Newport Blvd., over at Outback sharing an awesome blossom with Graph and 24.

They have a regular booth there and at Johnny Rockets.

Sounds like fun!

 

[tenmagnet_IHB]

So, speaking of OC clubs, I went to Ember last night. It was the grand opening of a brand new club in Anaheim ("uptown Anaheim"...whatever that means).

The "dapper gentleman" I was with and I nearly died laughing when we saw a waitress bring a group in a VIP booth the following: Grey Goose, water, and Diet Redbull. We said "it's tenmagnet!"

Ten, were you at Ember last night?

Ha that’s funny, so true about VIP and bottle service.

Sounds like the only things missing were me and the overpowering smell of Axe that would permeate the room .

Sadly, I was in Hermosa Beach this past weekend.

What’s the story with “Ember” is it worth checking out?

Is it located at the GardenWalk, haven’t been there but meaning to check it out.

Like going to Roys in NB but haven’t heard if that has opened yet.