What's going into escrow - Irvine and maybe some Tustin too

[graphrix_IHB]

I just saw him driving away from the new listing... perhaps I'm too late to transplant your neighbor.

Eh, don't waste your time. Countrywide is transplanting his neighbors faster than Mozillo can sell his stock options.

And, anyone who chooses Agahi, should go play catch on the toll road... alone. That guy is a prick. At least choose Roula, she makes a great salad.

 

[irvine123_IHB]

Irvinerealtor, thanks a lot for the information. Lucky seller here. Probably not losing any money as the commission is likely picked up by his/her company. Not a very low price thought if they close above $1.3 mm.

 

[EvaLSeraphim_IHB]

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[EvaLSeraphim_IHB]

I just saw him driving away from the new listing... perhaps I'm too late to transplant your neighbor.

Eh, don't waste your time. Countrywide is transplanting his neighbors faster than Mozillo can sell his stock options.

And, anyone who chooses Agahi, should go play catch on the toll road... alone. That guy is a prick. At least choose Roula, she makes a great salad.

Why do I expect to see IR2 suddenly popping some chocolate chip cookies into his oven?

 

[tenmagnet_IHB]

You won't have to wait very long.

It's certainly not moving, I'd fire in $975K and get the dialogue going.

Slow down there Deferol dude, no reason to offer up current market value out of the gate. They go to $999K, me likey, they get an offer of $900K to start the talks...

Sorry Ipop, unfortunately, I don’t qualify to be in your club.

No deferol, man-boobs, hair loss, or 900K houses for me.

That’s clearly your department.

We can still be IHB friends though.

Although I must admit your posturing was quite funny.

This from a guy who made an offer on places I would never consider like 3 Green Hollow.

IRealtor is correct; you should know better bro.

You’re a heavier / dorkier version of the Dell Dude, who only pulls fat, ugly chicks and then brags to me about getting models.

Let’s keep things in perspective Ipop.

Thanks for the laugh.

 

[ipoplaya_IHB]

You won't have to wait very long.

It's certainly not moving, I'd fire in $975K and get the dialogue going.

Slow down there Deferol dude, no reason to offer up current market value out of the gate. They go to $999K, me likey, they get an offer of $900K to start the talks...

Sorry Ipop, unfortunately, I don’t qualify to be in your club.

No deferol, man-boobs, hair loss, or 900K houses for me.

That’s clearly your department.

We can still be IHB friends though.

Although I must admit your posturing was quite funny.

This from a guy who made an offer on places I would never consider like 3 Green Hollow.

IRealtor is correct; you should know better bro.

You’re a heavier / dorkier version of the Dell Dude, who only pulls fat, ugly chicks and then brags to me about getting models.

Let’s keep things in perspective Ipop.

Thanks for the laugh.

I am but a poor and humble backoffice servant Ten Man. Fortunately no hair loss yet (must be the half asian roots) like Graph or IR2, but as I age, the desire to retire early diminishes the drive for a trophy house some. A place to shoot hoops with the kids or play catch becomes just as compelling as an entertainers backyard.

I'd be happy to pick up something like 3GH, slap a hundy into some flooring, crown, fixtures, furniture, etc. and have a smaller but fairly dialed in place. Just want to keep my monthly nut on a place to around $5K so I can stay in 28% DTI territory and keep the long-term financial master plan on track. You can say to Robin Leach for me when he profiles your place...

Your speak of pulling chicks reminded me that I need to get some shopping done for the only chick I pull nowadays, my lovely and wonderful wife, amazing mother of the two boys I always coveted. Somehow she convinced her eggs to only bring forth male children and for that, she has my undying faith and loyalty. I know these are foreign/crazy words to you now, but someday you may understand...

 

[kcmkane_IHB]

Right on, ipop. Right on.

 

[tenmagnet_IHB]

Ipop,

Of course I understand.

Everyone here has goals and dreams, you and I are no different in that regard.

Apparently, you didn’t read my comments (#1083) yesterday.

I wrote “Do what you need to do”.

So there’s no need for the thesis or invoking the sympathy card.

If you noticed, the crack back was for the Demerol reference.

This has nothing to do with your wife, kids, putting your family first or your qualifications as a dad.

So I’m not sure where all that came from.

Maybe you needed to get it off your chest.

Since this isn’t a therapy session, let’s just leave it at that, okay?

 

[irvine123_IHB]

Tenman, if you have no kids, you probably don't want to consider 20 Breezes ( you mentioned before that you are taking a hard look). There are a lot kids on those streets where bigger homes are sit on. By the way, that house dropped $70,000 to $1.23 mm this am.

 

[tenmagnet_IHB]

Tenman, if you have no kids, you probably don't want to consider 20 Breezes ( you mentioned before that you are taking a hard look). Those streets are full of little kids, and they run wild every afternoon and weekends. By the way, that house dropped $70,000 to $1.23 mm this am.

Thanks for the info on Winding Way, didn’t have a chance to reply to your comments.

Yeah, I’m very familiar with the area.

Ipop isn’t the only one here planning their future.

I don’t need to provide you with an itemized list.

Of course I plan to get married and have kids.

This is part of laying that foundation.

It's a process, just like going to the gym.

I wasn't born with well defined abs.

Do countless crunches, count carbs, hit cardio daily so it all comes together.

You get the point.

Thanks again for the info.

 

[ipoplaya_IHB]

Ipop,

Of course I understand.

Everyone here has goals and dreams, you and I are no different in that regard.

Apparently, you didn’t read my comments (#1083) yesterday.

I wrote “Do what you need to do”.

So there’s no need for the thesis or invoking the sympathy card.

If you noticed, the crack back was for the Demerol reference.

This has nothing to do with your wife, kids, putting your family first or your qualifications as a dad.

So I’m not sure where all that came from.

Maybe you needed to get it off your chest.

Since this isn’t a therapy session, let’s just leave it at that, okay?

Was just waxing philosophic this mornning Ten-a-Nator... I always do after watching the majesty of Chris Paul the night before. Your post just provided a convenient outlet for it. Thank you Dr. Phil!

 

[tenmagnet_IHB]

You won't have to wait very long.

It's certainly not moving, I'd fire in $975K and get the dialogue going.

Slow down there Deferol dude, no reason to offer up current market value out of the gate. They go to $999K, me likey, they get an offer of $900K to start the talks...

Ipop, I'm disappointed in you again. You're underestimating 10's savvy nature. His M.O. is to come in with the $975K offer that locks in the escrow. After the bank has already started counting their money, he milks the contingency period, THEN he asks for $100K credit in a repair request to install the "rockin" disco ball, dry-heat sauna, and tanning pods. Get with the program. You're better than that. You must have been working way too hard this week.

:coolhmm:

Have we worked together before?

Northpark, Huntington Plan 2, didn’t we write up the offer on the hood of your car?

You told me that there were several offers already in play above list.

Time was of the essence.

So true, except the disco ball (nice try).

I did make sure the casita was large enough to hold my SunQuest Tanning bed.

Unfortunately, there wasn’t enough room for a stand up Mystic Tan unit.

No room in the garage either, unless I sell the Ducati

 

[ipoplaya_IHB]

No room in the garage either, unless I sell the Ducati

You ride Ten? We have something in common besides our shared love of NP... I miss my Duc. Had a Monster 750. God that was a great bike. Sold that years ago. Picked up a beater Suzuki that I kept in the garage for eons but never had the chance to take it out much. Finally unloaded it last year. One of the reasons I desire a 3-car garage is so I can have enough space to store a bike again.

 

[tenmagnet_IHB]

No room in the garage either, unless I sell the Ducati

You ride Ten? We have something in common besides our shared love of NP... I miss my Duc. Had a Monster 750. God that was a great bike. Sold that years ago. Picked up a beater Suzuki that I kept in the garage for eons but never had the chance to take it out much. Finally unloaded it last year. One of the reasons I desire a 3-car garage is so I can have enough space to store a bike again.

Wow, No kidding!

That’s a sweet bike.

Sounds like you miss being able to ride.

I ride an 848.

We may need to take a trip to Spectrum Motorsports soon.

Seems like the beginning of a Bro-mance is developing.

 

[ipoplaya_IHB]

No room in the garage either, unless I sell the Ducati

You ride Ten? We have something in common besides our shared love of NP... I miss my Duc. Had a Monster 750. God that was a great bike. Sold that years ago. Picked up a beater Suzuki that I kept in the garage for eons but never had the chance to take it out much. Finally unloaded it last year. One of the reasons I desire a 3-car garage is so I can have enough space to store a bike again.

Wow, No kidding!

That’s a sweet bike.

Sounds like you miss being able to ride.

I ride an 848.

We may need to take a trip to Spectrum Motorsports soon.

Seems like the beginning of a Bro-mance is developing.

I'd love to have a HyperMo but would happily settle for a 696...

I'm trying to get IR2 to show me a house ASAP. Must write offer today unless the place is uber trashed inside...

 

[ipoplaya_IHB]

And back on topic, just added four more homes to the escrow list...

IPO

 

[tenmagnet_IHB]

And back on topic, just added four more homes to the escrow list...

IPO

Great, now that’s out of the way.

Let’s get back to other important business.

Your heart wrenching, family man post earlier really touched me.

You mentioned furniture, which got me thinking about furniture of the “chest” variety.

Next time you take Mrs. Ipop pillow shopping, remember firm, supple, and full.

Have a great weekend!

Go Lakers!!!

 

[tenmagnet_IHB]

Epic post before the weekend only to return on Monday and see no comments.

Very disheartening, what happened everyone turned soft.

Still disappointed by the Lakers loss in OT.

Don't worry we'll bounce back.

C’mon guys wake up and smell the Hawaiian Tropic!

 

[ipoplaya_IHB]

I can't compete with the bikini babes...

I can only offer up many new escrows:

IPO's Site

 

[tenmagnet_IHB]

I can't compete with the bikini babes...

I can only offer up many new escrows:

IPO's Site

Yeah I know, extremely hard to compete with.

Look on the bright side Ipop; at least they’re willing to endorse your site.

I tried bro, but the best IHB had to offer was Cayci showing off her latest Mrs. Doubtfire undies.