Haha! Nice try. You're always looking for an escape route.
I hope this doesn't sound too creepy, but I had a dream about you last night.

That's generally how I know I've spent too much time on the forum. I dreamed I finally met you and everything you had ever said about yourself was false. It turned out you were a skinny white boy. I was very disappointed. Also, you were very stuck-up. Nothing like I see here. You were working behind the counter at a bowling alley. I tried to talk to you. I smiled at you. You were trying to shoo me away. You were actually pretty rude and it was sad. I think subconsciously I must be preparing myself for the worst. I have found that it is true. Some people you meet here who you think will be so friendly... are not. Others you think you won't like, you do. It's a big box of surprises!