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Gasp! I am offended on prof's behalf! With all that running and biking she does, her ass puts mine to shame...and looks nothing nothing like the one above. And since you probably were still dealing with that freshman 15 yourself back then, I doubt the hawt prof-to-be would have given you the time of day.
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Thanks Cay!

Coming from a woman who has as gorgeous a derriere as any in the Victoria's Secret Catalog, that's quite a compliment.
 
graphrix said:
profette said:
"Eh, what do you expect from USC."

graphcakes,

I await your apology.
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Sorry babe. Allow me to clarify... Eh, what do you expect from someone who took 8 years to get their BA at USC from.

No offense to those who achieved bachelor, graduate level degrees and/or PhDs. from USC in a normal time frame.

This snarkfest is about to get good. It looks like Ten had way too many Jaeger bombs this weekend, his creativity is on the low side, and he could use some new material.
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C’mon Graph, Quit hating!

6 or 8 years who’s counting anyway?

Things really picked up once I got off of academic probation.

That’s no way to thank me either.

Your posts scream “I crave male companionship”

Don’t be mad, follow my suggestions.

Just trying to help the less fortunate.
 
Hmmm, still no apology from Ten. Cat got your tongue?

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This thread stinks so bad I can smell it in Vegas. I think tenmagnet is really effenheimer's trolling alter-ego.
 
tenmagnet said:
What are you talking about?

Middle-aged dudes with fake personas, that’s your demographic not mine.
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Funny...then how come I'm not into you?

tenmagnet said:
You said it yourself.

You’re the one that likes to date old, BR Sweater vest wearing guys.

Go back and read some of my comments, you’ll learn something.

Skip the part about Valtrex.

I called your Napa reference lame and pathetic not you.

Please differentiate.
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Hey, I never said sweater vest...and I still hold that a guy in a cashmere sweater can be uber-hawt. It's okay if that's not your thing...I have plenty of other reasons to not be into you.

tenmagnet said:
Sorry, this isn’t Extreme Makeover or the Swan.

Don’t have time to help you “update” your look or help you create an attractive persona.

Try watching ANTM.

My plate is full with all the miracle work I’m doing with Graph right now.
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Trust me buddy, I don't require an attractive persona. I'm already an attractive person. I will say though that the persona you have made for yourself is quite the comedian and I enjoy reading his posts.

tenmagnet said:
Pinot Grigio = Boring!

C’mon, get with it.

This is the OC

All the hotties are drinking skinny girl margaritas.

You would know that if you went out more.

Try “younger” venues for a change.

Good luck, hopefully with my suggestions you’ll turn it out.

Also, change the CD in your car, “Don’t Cha” was a hit back in ’04.

Time to update!
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Oops! Drink too many margaritas and you won't be skinny anymore. And I happen to like my martinis when I go out in my dresses from Bebe.
 
Mr. Tenmagnet may have struck out with the young 10+++ crowd of ladies, but us minivan driving soccer moms are quietly sitting on the sidelines cheering him on. Of course, we're also the same people who keep Dr. Phil and Montel on the air so perhaps ten won't be impressed with our admiration of him.

Us desperate housewives are past the point of minding a little Jerry Springer smackdown and years of dealing with the bodily fluids of young uns' have left us indifferent to bald spots and love handles.

So up and at 'em, ten!!! You've got alot of ground to get back today and we're counting on you!
 
caycifish said:
tenmagnet said:
What are you talking about?

Middle-aged dudes with fake personas, that’s your demographic not mine.
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Funny...then how come I'm not into you?

tenmagnet said:
You said it yourself.

You’re the one that likes to date old, BR Sweater vest wearing guys.

Go back and read some of my comments, you’ll learn something.

Skip the part about Valtrex.

I called your Napa reference lame and pathetic not you.

Please differentiate.
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Hey, I never said sweater vest...and I still hold that a guy in a cashmere sweater can be uber-hawt. It's okay if that's not your thing...I have plenty of other reasons to not be into you.

tenmagnet said:
Sorry, this isn’t Extreme Makeover or the Swan.

Don’t have time to help you “update” your look or help you create an attractive persona.

Try watching ANTM.

My plate is full with all the miracle work I’m doing with Graph right now.
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Trust me buddy, I don't require an attractive persona. I'm already an attractive person. I will say though that the persona you have made for yourself is quite the comedian and I enjoy reading his posts.

tenmagnet said:
Pinot Grigio = Boring!

C’mon, get with it.

This is the OC

All the hotties are drinking skinny girl margaritas.

You would know that if you went out more.

Try “younger” venues for a change.

Good luck, hopefully with my suggestions you’ll turn it out.

Also, change the CD in your car, “Don’t Cha” was a hit back in ’04.

Time to update!
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Oops! Drink too many margaritas and you won't be skinny anymore. And I happen to like my martinis when I go out in my dresses from Bebe.
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Stop being bitter.

Sorry, but I already told the Make-A-Wish Foundation that I wouldn’t be your date for the Fleetwood Mac (Nailed your age group) Reunion Tour

Please cancel my reservation to the IHB Slumber Party as well.
 
tenmagnet said:
Stop being bitter.

Sorry, but I already told the Make-A-Wish Foundation that I wouldn’t be your date for the Fleetwood Mac (Nailed your age group) Reunion Tour

Please cancel my reservation to the IHB Slumber Party as well.
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Fleetwood Mac? Dude...I had to google that one.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fleetwood_Mac

Looks like during the height of their popularity I was a) not yet born or b) still playing with My Little Ponies. But thanks for playing.
 
b) still playing with My Little Ponies.

And... you are still playing with/collecting them today, and ironically Fleetwood Mac is still playing too.
 
tenmagnet said:
Stop being bitter.

Sorry, but I already told the Make-A-Wish Foundation that I wouldn’t be your date for the Fleetwood Mac (Nailed your age group) Reunion Tour

Please cancel my reservation to the IHB Slumber Party as well.
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Awe... Ten, now that we knocked your big boy pants off, go pick them up and put them back on. Bitter? You sound like one of the bulls over on Lansner's blog. Gotta blame someone for your own failure to see what was coming, and what a crash it has become.

We are all having a bit of fun here, and if you have taken any of this seriously, then it looks like you need to go to SacTo for some fun. Just don't shoot yourself in the foot again, and again and again.

Now, am I going to get a proper comeback for that smack down on put on you or what? I mean, you are baiting me with the slumber party bit, I know it.
 
Heck yeah!!! That's the ticket, ten. Hop into your PT Cruiser and mosey on up the 5 to Cowtown here. I'll get you hooked up on the Bunco Circuit and you'll have a bevy of ladies willing to play "Lindsey and Stevie circa '75" with ya.

You haven't been rejected...just redirected. Find your audience and play to it, my friend.
 
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