profette_IHB
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Oh my goodness, bkshopr, I can't stop laughing about the fake label!
Lennar wants to ruin your marriage
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Seriously, stop it. The doctor said if I laugh too hard these plugs aren't going to hold.
Graph,
What happened to you on Friday?
Don’t tell me that your shift at Cheesecake started early.
Way to bounce back after Target let you go.
I saw you logged in numerous times, sneaking a peak at the thumping awaiting you.
Nice how you high tailed it out once the beatin’ was delivered.
Solid work on my part though, left you in a diaper, stuck in the fetal position, crying for
mommy!
Hopefully, you’ll get on track soon.
I’ll give you another chance because you’re the slow, ugly kid from the short bus and I’m feeling generous.
Um... go back to page 4 there buddy. I can repost the beat down I gave you, but does everyone need to see that again? I was wondering what happened to you, and I thought I might have scared you off, but apparently you haven't figured out the page count thing out yet. Eh, what do you expect from USC.
Actually, Napa was lovely. Came home with several bottles of wine, and took some beautiful pictures. Calling me lame and pathetic? Awe...ten...did I hurt your wittle feewings?
And awgee, the only thing wrong with being a balding, soap and water using, middle-aged man is when you can't own it proudly and instead make up a fake persona on the Internet.
Sorry Graph, not everyone can attend SC and is A&F-material like myself.
Let’s face it, you fall into the inferior category.
Don’t worry, just means your going to have to try harder.
In your case, with already three-strikes against you, much harder.
Not only are you dorky, but ugly and out of date as well.
Your trademark Salvation Army look is the first thing that has to go.
Next, we implement mandatory daily man-grooming for you.
Say adios! to your uni-brow and back hair.
Finally, stop trying to score with chicks at Dairy Queen.
It’s pathetic.
The only person interested in you there is Dateline’s Chris Hansen.
You still owe him an interview.
SC = Excellence
Fight On!
What are you talking about?
Middle-aged dudes with fake personas, that’s your demographic not mine.
You said it yourself.
You’re the one that likes to date old, BR Sweater vest wearing guys.
Go back and read some of my comments, you’ll learn something.
Skip the part about Valtrex.
I called your Napa reference lame and pathetic not you.
Please differentiate.
Sorry, this isn’t Extreme Makeover or the Swan.
Don’t have time to help you “update” your look or help you create an attractive persona.
Try watching ANTM.
My plate is full with all the miracle work I’m doing with Graph right now.
Pinot Grigio = Boring!
C’mon, get with it.
This is the OC
All the hotties are drinking skinny girl margaritas.
You would know that if you went out more.
Try “younger” venues for a change.
Good luck, hopefully with my suggestions you’ll turn it out.
Also, change the CD in your car, “Don’t Cha” was a hit back in ’04.
Time to update!
Profette, OMG!
Didn’t know you were a Delta Gamma at SC.
What a small, small world.
I knew I recognized those words somewhere, from your previous comments
“Just say the word Ten”
Where have I heard that before?
Sorry things didn’t workout and I never returned any of your numerous calls after that night.
Lost your number… Ooops!
Anyway, how you holding up these days.
Sounds like you’ve dropped some lbs. since then.
That freshman fifteen can be a real killer girl
Good for you.
PM me, maybe we’ll do a run, some plank execises, possibly grab a smoothy afterwards.
Holla!
Sorry babe. Allow me to clarify... Eh, what do you expect from someone who took 8 years to get their BA at USC from.
No offense to those who achieved bachelor, graduate level degrees and/or PhDs. from USC in a normal time frame.
This snarkfest is about to get good. It looks like Ten had way too many Jaeger bombs this weekend, his creativity is on the low side, and he could use some new material.
Gasp! I am offended on prof's behalf! With all that running and biking she does, her ass puts mine to shame...and looks nothing nothing like the one above. And since you probably were still dealing with that freshman 15 yourself back then, I doubt the hawt prof-to-be would have given you the time of day.
lawyerliz_IHB
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Gosh, I thought I was going to read about Lennar!!!
Nude is a sock of many colors.
The goils left because too much useless testosternone was
being spewed. Guys like to spew testosterone even more
than actually flirt with girls.
Nude is a sock of many colors.
The goils left because too much useless testosternone was
being spewed. Guys like to spew testosterone even more
than actually flirt with girls.
graphrix_IHB
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Man... people aren't posting, I'm bored. Where is tenmagnet? I need some entertainment. Come on Ten, I need you to make a comeback. You had all weekend to think about it, I know you have something good cooking, and I hungry for some snark.
There are only so many jokes I can use for IR2's need for a toupee, and I am saving the good ones for when he gets way out of line.
There are only so many jokes I can use for IR2's need for a toupee, and I am saving the good ones for when he gets way out of line.
IrvineRealtor_IHB
New member
graphrix said:
Seriously, stop it. The doctor said if I laugh too hard these plugs aren't going to hold.
tenmagnet_IHB
New member
graphrix said:
Graph,
What happened to you on Friday?
Don’t tell me that your shift at Cheesecake started early.
Way to bounce back after Target let you go.
I saw you logged in numerous times, sneaking a peak at the thumping awaiting you.
Nice how you high tailed it out once the beatin’ was delivered.
Solid work on my part though, left you in a diaper, stuck in the fetal position, crying for
mommy!
Hopefully, you’ll get on track soon.
I’ll give you another chance because you’re the slow, ugly kid from the short bus and I’m feeling generous.
graphrix_IHB
New member
tenmagnet said:
Um... go back to page 4 there buddy. I can repost the beat down I gave you, but does everyone need to see that again? I was wondering what happened to you, and I thought I might have scared you off, but apparently you haven't figured out the page count thing out yet. Eh, what do you expect from USC.
caycifish_IHB
New member
tenmagnet said:
Actually, Napa was lovely. Came home with several bottles of wine, and took some beautiful pictures. Calling me lame and pathetic? Awe...ten...did I hurt your wittle feewings?
And awgee, the only thing wrong with being a balding, soap and water using, middle-aged man is when you can't own it proudly and instead make up a fake persona on the Internet.
tenmagnet_IHB
New member
graphrix said:
Sorry Graph, not everyone can attend SC and is A&F-material like myself.
Let’s face it, you fall into the inferior category.
Don’t worry, just means your going to have to try harder.
In your case, with already three-strikes against you, much harder.
Not only are you dorky, but ugly and out of date as well.
Your trademark Salvation Army look is the first thing that has to go.
Next, we implement mandatory daily man-grooming for you.
Say adios! to your uni-brow and back hair.
Finally, stop trying to score with chicks at Dairy Queen.
It’s pathetic.
The only person interested in you there is Dateline’s Chris Hansen.
You still owe him an interview.
SC = Excellence
Fight On!
graphrix_IHB
New member
That is your comeback? Man... that is weak. I'm really disappointed. Is Ipop not responding to your emails again? Or, too many Jaeger bombs over the weekend?
Here is a refresher, I know that must have missed this with that lousy comeback. Even BK's one liner was better than every sentence of yours, if you want to call them sentences.
Excellence would have a better comeback, or USC will be calling to take your degree back, and after 8 years there to get your BA, you don't want to lose it.
Here is a refresher, I know that must have missed this with that lousy comeback. Even BK's one liner was better than every sentence of yours, if you want to call them sentences.
Excellence would have a better comeback, or USC will be calling to take your degree back, and after 8 years there to get your BA, you don't want to lose it.
profette_IHB
New member
"Eh, what do you expect from USC."
graphcakes,
I await your apology.
graphcakes,
I await your apology.
tenmagnet_IHB
New member
caycifish said:
What are you talking about?
Middle-aged dudes with fake personas, that’s your demographic not mine.
You said it yourself.
You’re the one that likes to date old, BR Sweater vest wearing guys.
Go back and read some of my comments, you’ll learn something.
Skip the part about Valtrex.
I called your Napa reference lame and pathetic not you.
Please differentiate.
Sorry, this isn’t Extreme Makeover or the Swan.
Don’t have time to help you “update” your look or help you create an attractive persona.
Try watching ANTM.
My plate is full with all the miracle work I’m doing with Graph right now.
Pinot Grigio = Boring!
C’mon, get with it.
This is the OC
All the hotties are drinking skinny girl margaritas.
You would know that if you went out more.
Try “younger” venues for a change.
Good luck, hopefully with my suggestions you’ll turn it out.
Also, change the CD in your car, “Don’t Cha” was a hit back in ’04.
Time to update!
tenmagnet_IHB
New member
profette said:
Profette, OMG!
Didn’t know you were a Delta Gamma at SC.
What a small, small world.
I knew I recognized those words somewhere, from your previous comments
“Just say the word Ten”
Where have I heard that before?
Sorry things didn’t workout and I never returned any of your numerous calls after that night.
Lost your number… Ooops!
Anyway, how you holding up these days.
Sounds like you’ve dropped some lbs. since then.
That freshman fifteen can be a real killer girl
Good for you.
PM me, maybe we’ll do a run, some plank execises, possibly grab a smoothy afterwards.
Holla!
profette_IHB
New member
Ten,
You have clearly confused me with someone else. We've never met. Given the nature of your comments,
it is unlikely that we will. I await your apology as well.
You have clearly confused me with someone else. We've never met. Given the nature of your comments,
it is unlikely that we will. I await your apology as well.
graphrix_IHB
New member
profette said:
Sorry babe. Allow me to clarify... Eh, what do you expect from someone who took 8 years to get their BA at USC from.
No offense to those who achieved bachelor, graduate level degrees and/or PhDs. from USC in a normal time frame.
This snarkfest is about to get good. It looks like Ten had way too many Jaeger bombs this weekend, his creativity is on the low side, and he could use some new material.
graphrix_IHB
New member
Oh... and prof's a$$ is not fat, her a$$ is way hotter than that.
caycifish_IHB
New member
tenmagnet said:
Gasp! I am offended on prof's behalf! With all that running and biking she does, her ass puts mine to shame...and looks nothing nothing like the one above. And since you probably were still dealing with that freshman 15 yourself back then, I doubt the hawt prof-to-be would have given you the time of day.
profette_IHB
New member
graphcakes,
Apology accepted.
:coolsmile:
Apology accepted.
:coolsmile: