Junk fooding

Asks Mrs Qwerty when you heat up the donut does the inside hole gets bigger or smaller due to dough expansion?
qwerty said:
irvinehomeowner said:
qwerty said:
My wife is something of a donut expert
Keeper!

The donut expert is just the cherry on top. What made her a keeper was she qualified under my 80% rule. Meaning she made at least 80% of my salary. So that way if we ever divorced she wouldn't be a future liability (any significant alimony).
 
irvinehomeshopper said:
Asks Mrs Qwerty when you heat up the donut does the inside hole gets bigger or smaller due to dough expansion?
qwerty said:
irvinehomeowner said:
qwerty said:
My wife is something of a donut expert
Keeper!

The donut expert is just the cherry on top. What made her a keeper was she qualified under my 80% rule. Meaning she made at least 80% of my salary. So that way if we ever divorced she wouldn't be a future liability (any significant alimony).

i dont know if this is a serious question or whether this is a "thats what she said" situation. maybe she isnt a donut expert, perhaps just a specialist.
 
irvinehomeshopper said:
Asks Mrs Qwerty when you heat up the donut does the inside hole gets bigger or smaller due to dough expansion?
qwerty said:
irvinehomeowner said:
qwerty said:
My wife is something of a donut expert
Keeper!

The donut expert is just the cherry on top. What made her a keeper was she qualified under my 80% rule. Meaning she made at least 80% of my salary. So that way if we ever divorced she wouldn't be a future liability (any significant alimony).

cmon IHS, you know the answer to this. your talking to the tripod AKA Batman.
 
two filet o' fish fridays and personal round table maui zaui pizza.. 1480 calories, 22g of saturated fat, I'm stuffed
 
ps9 said:
two filet o' fish fridays and personal round table maui zaui pizza.. 1480 calories, 22g of saturated fat, I'm stuffed

god damn! i need to start hanging out with PS9 - im having oatmeal with two bananas for dinner :-(
 
http://www.jackinthebox.com/coupons/extreme-sausage-sandwich

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Today only, enjoy!
 
Saw this, thought it would be a good gift idea for Mrs. Qwerty and Mrs. Iho to send you guys.

Edible Arrangements for Men.  :)

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Double order of shiitake kale with chow mein.  My go to meal if I want a savory breakfast.  Open at 10am, near where qwerty lives.

This is the healthiest junk fooding ever.  I always get stares when I walk in, being the minority :)
 
Yeah... and age.

It's really true... once you get to a certain point... your metabolism starts laughing at you and takes way more naps than it used to.
 
I eat breakfast and lunch as one meal, only 2 meals a day for me, my new diet, calling it the old world peasant meal plan.
 
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