Irvine: TOO MANY stuck up neighbors!!!

NEW -> Contingent Buyer Assistance Program
Afraid of firearms. That reminds me. Back in my college years. The FBI came to class to recruit accountants. I waited till after the lecture and approached the agent. I asked him, "Umm, as an accountant. Are we required to carry guns?".......He looked shock and answered, "Yes."......I told him, "Oh no. Then this is not for me." Hahaha!
 
Well, first of all, live close to the stop sign in question. Second, be brave. Third, be prepared to make a shitload of money doing nothing. Fourth, look good in a uniform !
 
My fees are high Trooper and, with the dollar falling so quickly, I'm not inclined to accept fiat paper as payment. How, exactly, do you intend to secure my services?
 
All this talk of handcuffs, uniforms, and now whips. It makes my head spin.

In our neighborhood, cars are not allowed to park in the street overnight, with some exceptions.

I grew up at the beach in Manhattan Beach and if I had to move my car on a weekend in the summer, I would take my bicycle in the car with me. Upon returning home, I would park a half mile or more from home, get out the bike, and ride the rest of the way home.
 
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