Interesting/Amusing Property Finds

[no_vaseline_IHB]

The artwork is by Diego Rivera. It's called the Flower Carrier.

Way to bring the tech. Welcome to the IHB! I hope you enjoy participating here.

 

[Cameray_IHB]

Thanks for the welcome.

 

[SoCal78_IHB]

I just don't know what this has to do with the property, but the picture has been up for five days and it's the only photo. Maybe the Realtor uploaded the wrong jpeg.

 

[cletus_IHB]

5 Weather Ledge

Great quote:

"Owners are moving to their newly constructed Laguna Beach home. Come to Coto!"

 

[Sunshine_IHB]

I just don't know what this has to do with the property, but the picture has been up for five days and it's the only photo. Maybe the Realtor uploaded the wrong jpeg.

That picture is still up! I love how the page says "Copyrighted Material" and this Realtor is publicly displaying it for all to see.

 

[Cameray_IHB]

See anything missing in the bathrooms of MLS #S575146?

 

[Sunshine_IHB]

See anything missing in the bathrooms of MLS #S575146?

Mirrors FTW! <-- finally able to use this acronym that I just figured out last week.

 

[graphrix_IHB]

See anything missing in the bathrooms of MLS #S575146?

Linking is not difficult.

Basics with step by step instructions including pictures, can be found here.

 

[Geotpf_IHB]

See anything missing in the bathrooms of MLS #S575146?

Mirrors FTW! <-- finally able to use this acronym that I just figured out last week.

Must be vampires hiding from your namesake.

 

[stepping_up_IHB]

I just don't know what this has to do with the property, but the picture has been up for five days and it's the only photo. Maybe the Realtor uploaded the wrong jpeg.

Dang! I missed seeing this as the photo. It's now a regular description with typical b class realtor photos. I wish I could read what the excerpt was

 

[SoCal78_IHB]

Dang! I missed seeing this as the photo. It's now a regular description with typical b class realtor photos. I wish I could read what the excerpt was

The pic is still up on ziprealty and is enlarged. You can make out the text there. I don't know if this will work unless you log in first, but here it is.

 

[stepping_up_IHB]

Thanks SoCal... being the RE geek that I am, I do happen to have a zip log in. It was still difficult to read and I was expecting it to be an excerpt out of some epic or classic novel, but from what I could read, it seemed like it may have been a book about the Rolling Stones???? I don't get it?????

 

[xoneinax_IHB]

20,000 SF

Substantially reduced

http://www.redfin.com/CA/Santa-Ana/Undisclosed-address-92705/home/3417617

 

[caycifish_IHB]

20,000 SF

Substantially reduced

http://www.redfin.com/CA/Santa-Ana/Undisclosed-address-92705/home/3417617

I have been watching that one for years. I used to call it "Prince's House" due to the purple and animal print decor.

Linky: http://www.redfin.com/CA/Santa-Ana/Undisclosed-address-92705/home/3417617

 

[dcoffield_IHB]

20,000 SF

Substantially reduced

http://www.redfin.com/CA/Santa-Ana/Undisclosed-address-92705/home/3417617

I have been watching that one for years. I used to call it "Prince's House" due to the purple and animal print decor.

Linky: http://www.redfin.com/CA/Santa-Ana/Undisclosed-address-92705/home/3417617

That's an awsome house. I just looked at a little one just down the hill from it that has been on the market for over a year and the price marched down from $900k all the way to $500 where it went pending.

http://www.redfin.com/CA/Santa-Ana/12248-Circula-Panorama-92705/home/3417670

 

[IrvineRenter_IHB]

This is perhaps the worst listing in Irvine.

1 LIVEOAK Irvine, CA 92604, Price: $1,400,000

First, the description is written in ALL CAPS, and every other work is misspelled.

Second, the owners bought in 2008, and they think they can flip it for a $200,000 profit.

Third, there are no pictures.

THIS IS A BEAUTIFULL FABULOUS PROPERTY, WITH ALL STAINLESS APPLIANCES ,SUBZERO, PROFESSIONAL STYLE RANGE AND CENTER ISLAND, ALL ON NATURAL STON FLOORING...OPEN KITCHEN TO FAMILY CAN EAT OR ENTER TO FORMAL DINING ROOM , WITH FRENCH DOORS . 2 BEDROOM SUITS ARE ON MAIN LEVEL WITH MASTER BEAD ROOM, AND 2 BEAD ROOM PLUS A LARG BONUS ROOM ON THE 2TH FLOWER .. WITH LOVELY POOL AND SPA

If this property sells, the realtor stands to make $84,000 at 6%, $42,000 at 3% (split commission).

 

[SoCal78_IHB]

2TH FLOWER

??

 

[IrvineRenter_IHB]

This is perhaps the worst listing in Irvine.

1 LIVEOAK Irvine, CA 92604, Price: $1,400,000

First, the description is written in ALL CAPS, and every other work is misspelled.

Second, the owners bought in 2008, and they think they can flip it for a $200,000 profit.

Third, there are no pictures.

THIS IS A BEAUTIFULL FABULOUS PROPERTY, WITH ALL STAINLESS APPLIANCES ,SUBZERO, PROFESSIONAL STYLE RANGE AND CENTER ISLAND, ALL ON NATURAL STON FLOORING...OPEN KITCHEN TO FAMILY CAN EAT OR ENTER TO FORMAL DINING ROOM , WITH FRENCH DOORS . 2 BEDROOM SUITS ARE ON MAIN LEVEL WITH MASTER BEAD ROOM, AND 2 BEAD ROOM PLUS A LARG BONUS ROOM ON THE 2TH FLOWER .. WITH LOVELY POOL AND SPA

If this property sells, the realtor stands to make $84,000 at 6%, $42,000 at 3% (split commission).

Here is the BEAD ROOM

 

[IrvineRealtor_IHB]

This is perhaps the worst listing in Irvine.

1 LIVEOAK Irvine, CA 92604, Price: $1,400,000

First, the description is written in ALL CAPS, and every other work is misspelled.

Second, the owners bought in 2008, and they think they can flip it for a $200,000 profit.

Third, there are no pictures.

THIS IS A BEAUTIFULL FABULOUS PROPERTY, WITH ALL STAINLESS APPLIANCES ,SUBZERO, PROFESSIONAL STYLE RANGE AND CENTER ISLAND, ALL ON NATURAL STON FLOORING...OPEN KITCHEN TO FAMILY CAN EAT OR ENTER TO FORMAL DINING ROOM , WITH FRENCH DOORS . 2 BEDROOM SUITS ARE ON MAIN LEVEL WITH MASTER BEAD ROOM, AND 2 BEAD ROOM PLUS A LARG BONUS ROOM ON THE 2TH FLOWER .. WITH LOVELY POOL AND SPA

If this property sells, the realtor stands to make $84,000 at 6%, $42,000 at 3% (split commission).

Sour grapes, Mr. Ideal Housing Broker? Just admit that Brüno made a better pitch than you did. It happens. %-P

 

[IrvineRenter_IHB]

This is perhaps the worst listing in Irvine.

1 LIVEOAK Irvine, CA 92604, Price: $1,400,000

First, the description is written in ALL CAPS, and every other work is misspelled.

Second, the owners bought in 2008, and they think they can flip it for a $200,000 profit.

Third, there are no pictures.

THIS IS A BEAUTIFULL FABULOUS PROPERTY, WITH ALL STAINLESS APPLIANCES ,SUBZERO, PROFESSIONAL STYLE RANGE AND CENTER ISLAND, ALL ON NATURAL STON FLOORING...OPEN KITCHEN TO FAMILY CAN EAT OR ENTER TO FORMAL DINING ROOM , WITH FRENCH DOORS . 2 BEDROOM SUITS ARE ON MAIN LEVEL WITH MASTER BEAD ROOM, AND 2 BEAD ROOM PLUS A LARG BONUS ROOM ON THE 2TH FLOWER .. WITH LOVELY POOL AND SPA

If this property sells, the realtor stands to make $84,000 at 6%, $42,000 at 3% (split commission).

Sour grapes, Mr. Ideal Housing Broker? Just admit that Bruno made a better pitch than you did. It happens. %-P

No, I didn't go after this one. I just find it interesting the skill level being exhibited by people who expect to make that kind of money. Perhaps the listing agent knew the property wasn't going to sell at the WTF asking price and put in the appropriate effort; hard to say....