Have you seen your wife lately?

[morekaos]

Did she disappear for an hour then re appear with some unexplained scrapes? Was she hangin on the roof for some air?[/

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2517336/Pictured-Woman-28-got-trapped-18in-gap-buildings-falling-jumping-rooftops.html

Pictured: Woman, 28, who got trapped in an 18in gap between two buildings after falling while jumping across rooftops[size=18pt][/size]
The accident happened in Santa Ana, Orange County, on Monday night
The woman spent around an hour wedged in a tiny gap
She was eventually hauled out and treated for moderate arm and leg injuries

 

[nosuchreality]

I'm jaded, rescues are beginning to need mandatory drug and alcohol testing, when found, the person needs to be liable for all services of the rescue.

 

[paperboyNC]

I'm jaded, rescues are beginning to need mandatory drug and alcohol testing, when found, the person needs to be liable for all services of the rescue.

With a clause banning any rescue attempts until you or family pays in advance, right?

 

[nosuchreality]

I'm jaded, rescues are beginning to need mandatory drug and alcohol testing, when found, the person needs to be liable for all services of the rescue.

With a clause banning any rescue attempts until you or family pays in advance, right?

No, I'm not that jaded.  Just a State law saying they can garnish your wages like past due child support.