Amazon founder Jeff Bezos announces divorce
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If only it were that easy.
She was just a secretary at DE Shaw.
It took 10 years to write her first novel and her two books have only sold a few thousand copies.
But now she?s worth $68.5 Billion.
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/01/12/style/jeff-bezos-mackenzie-divorce.html
Wait. She was an admin assistant and an unsuccessful writer? God her parents are idiots for sending her to Princeton.
Yup. Lauren Sanchez went to a JC, transferred to USC and ended up with Bezos anyway.
As I said, Boobs > Princeton.
Depends on what your definition of ?ended up with? is. She ended up with Patrick Whitesell. Sounds about right for a USC grad
you can buy a lot of boobs with $160b
You may not be able to buy love, but you sure can rent it.
morekaos
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Irvinecommuter
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Panda said:
If only it were that easy.
bones said:Irvinecommuter said:bones said:Think she woulda snagged him if she went to UCI or CSUF?
Sure...she met him at work. You think that Ivy Leaguers only marry other Ivy Leaguers?
Obviously not. It was a joke.
She met him at DE Shaw. This goes to the whole certain shops interview and hire only at certain schools convo that sometimes occur on these boards.
She was just a secretary at DE Shaw.
It took 10 years to write her first novel and her two books have only sold a few thousand copies.
But now she?s worth $68.5 Billion.
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/01/12/style/jeff-bezos-mackenzie-divorce.html
WTTCHMN said:bones said:Irvinecommuter said:bones said:Think she woulda snagged him if she went to UCI or CSUF?
Sure...she met him at work. You think that Ivy Leaguers only marry other Ivy Leaguers?
Obviously not. It was a joke.
She met him at DE Shaw. This goes to the whole certain shops interview and hire only at certain schools convo that sometimes occur on these boards.
She was just a secretary at DE Shaw.
It took 10 years to write her first novel and her two books have only sold a few thousand copies.
But now she?s worth $68.5 Billion.
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/01/12/style/jeff-bezos-mackenzie-divorce.html
Wait. She was an admin assistant and an unsuccessful writer? God her parents are idiots for sending her to Princeton.
bones said:WTTCHMN said:bones said:Irvinecommuter said:bones said:Think she woulda snagged him if she went to UCI or CSUF?
Sure...she met him at work. You think that Ivy Leaguers only marry other Ivy Leaguers?
Obviously not. It was a joke.
She met him at DE Shaw. This goes to the whole certain shops interview and hire only at certain schools convo that sometimes occur on these boards.
She was just a secretary at DE Shaw.
It took 10 years to write her first novel and her two books have only sold a few thousand copies.
But now she?s worth $68.5 Billion.
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/01/12/style/jeff-bezos-mackenzie-divorce.html
Wait. She was an admin assistant and an unsuccessful writer? God her parents are idiots for sending her to Princeton.
Yup. Lauren Sanchez went to a JC, transferred to USC and ended up with Bezos anyway.
As I said, Boobs > Princeton.
WTTCHMN said:bones said:WTTCHMN said:bones said:Irvinecommuter said:bones said:Think she woulda snagged him if she went to UCI or CSUF?
Sure...she met him at work. You think that Ivy Leaguers only marry other Ivy Leaguers?
Obviously not. It was a joke.
She met him at DE Shaw. This goes to the whole certain shops interview and hire only at certain schools convo that sometimes occur on these boards.
She was just a secretary at DE Shaw.
It took 10 years to write her first novel and her two books have only sold a few thousand copies.
But now she?s worth $68.5 Billion.
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/01/12/style/jeff-bezos-mackenzie-divorce.html
Wait. She was an admin assistant and an unsuccessful writer? God her parents are idiots for sending her to Princeton.
Yup. Lauren Sanchez went to a JC, transferred to USC and ended up with Bezos anyway.
As I said, Boobs > Princeton.
Depends on what your definition of ?ended up with? is. She ended up with Patrick Whitesell. Sounds about right for a USC grad
WTTCHMN said:bones said:WTTCHMN said:bones said:Irvinecommuter said:bones said:Think she woulda snagged him if she went to UCI or CSUF?
Sure...she met him at work. You think that Ivy Leaguers only marry other Ivy Leaguers?
Obviously not. It was a joke.
She met him at DE Shaw. This goes to the whole certain shops interview and hire only at certain schools convo that sometimes occur on these boards.
She was just a secretary at DE Shaw.
It took 10 years to write her first novel and her two books have only sold a few thousand copies.
But now she?s worth $68.5 Billion.
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/01/12/style/jeff-bezos-mackenzie-divorce.html
Wait. She was an admin assistant and an unsuccessful writer? God her parents are idiots for sending her to Princeton.
Yup. Lauren Sanchez went to a JC, transferred to USC and ended up with Bezos anyway.
As I said, Boobs > Princeton.
you can buy a lot of boobs with $160b
morekaos
Well-known member
This is sooo true, I?m so analog, I don?t get this....
Why Do Smart People Send Nudes?
For many, it barely matters anymore.
In so many ways, Jeff Bezos isn?t a relatable guy. As the CEO of Amazon, he?s the world?s richest man. He lords over much of the internet?s infrastructure. He turns the municipal governments of America?s largest cities into slavering lapdogs at the prospect of his company?s arrival. In at least one way, though, Bezos is exactly like a huge number of Americans in 2019: On at least a few occasions, he apparently has dashed off explicit texts and some predictably composed nudes to a romantic partner with little apparent regard for whether it could come back to bite him in the ass.
https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2019/02/jeff-bezos-sexting/582391/
Why Do Smart People Send Nudes?
For many, it barely matters anymore.
In so many ways, Jeff Bezos isn?t a relatable guy. As the CEO of Amazon, he?s the world?s richest man. He lords over much of the internet?s infrastructure. He turns the municipal governments of America?s largest cities into slavering lapdogs at the prospect of his company?s arrival. In at least one way, though, Bezos is exactly like a huge number of Americans in 2019: On at least a few occasions, he apparently has dashed off explicit texts and some predictably composed nudes to a romantic partner with little apparent regard for whether it could come back to bite him in the ass.
https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2019/02/jeff-bezos-sexting/582391/
Kings said:WTTCHMN said:bones said:WTTCHMN said:bones said:Irvinecommuter said:bones said:Think she woulda snagged him if she went to UCI or CSUF?
Sure...she met him at work. You think that Ivy Leaguers only marry other Ivy Leaguers?
Obviously not. It was a joke.
She met him at DE Shaw. This goes to the whole certain shops interview and hire only at certain schools convo that sometimes occur on these boards.
She was just a secretary at DE Shaw.
It took 10 years to write her first novel and her two books have only sold a few thousand copies.
But now she?s worth $68.5 Billion.
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/01/12/style/jeff-bezos-mackenzie-divorce.html
Wait. She was an admin assistant and an unsuccessful writer? God her parents are idiots for sending her to Princeton.
Yup. Lauren Sanchez went to a JC, transferred to USC and ended up with Bezos anyway.
As I said, Boobs > Princeton.
you can buy a lot of boobs with $160b
You may not be able to buy love, but you sure can rent it.