What You Look Like In My Mind's Eye

[socal78]

Qwerty, I imagine you as Oscar de la Hoya. (Not the scandalous cross-dressing photos that have surfaced on the web but the regular, sexy, ladies man Oscar.):

Test: I see you as Lucy Liu.

Tyler Durden: In my head, you're Matthew Perry.

NSR: In my mind, you look similar to Bruce Willis.

 

[qwerty]

Qwerty, I imagine you as Oscar de la Hoya. (Not the scandalous cross-dressing photos that have surfaced on the web but the regular, sexy, ladies man Oscar.):

about 40 pounds ago i could have hung out with oscar and his lady friends and blended right in. not right now. oscar is smaller as well. he is 5'10 to my 6 ft. he boxed at 145 and im guessing he is probably 170 now.  In my prime i was 205-215, i miss my prime 

 

[qwerty]

i like TDs hair and test is hotter than i thought.

 

[qwerty]

i already know what socal looks like so dont need to put a pic up. here is bones in my head, except the asian version

 

[socal78]

about 40 pounds ago i could have hung out with oscar and his lady friends and blended right in. not right now. oscar is smaller as well. he is 5'10 to my 6 ft. he boxed at 145 and im guessing he is probably 170 now.  In my prime i was 205-215, i miss my prime 

I was going to go with Javier Bardem but didn't want to be insulting as he's about 10 years older than you. He's a little more "seasoned" and manly than Oscar. I just haven't decided in my mind yet which hairstyle you have - longer or shorter. Any hints??

 

[qwerty]

my hair style is similar to this.

i keep it short.

 

[socal78]

i already know what socal looks like so dont need to put a pic up.

But if you never saw me, what would you imagine?  -- Mary Poppins? 

 

[qwerty]

i already know what socal looks like so dont need to put a pic up.

But if you never saw me, what would you imagine?  -- Mary Poppins? 

given your chef like skills and the fact that you get hit on by hispanic and black men indicating you have a nice booty i would have thought something like this - Ingrid Hoffman, colombian chef.

 

[irvinehomeowner]

I think I posted this before but this is qwerter (except needs to be "browner"):

That could also be Tyler but without the dog.

 

[bones]

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[qwerty]

Qwerter - you are officially a 10 in my book now and no, not for the picture of "Me" but for posting up a picture of my all time favorite everything. Derek Jeter. He is number 1, 2 and 3 on my cheat list of 4.

ill take a 10 anyway i can get it. not sure if you read one my previous posts where I mentioned a girl in college said i looked like derek jeter when i wore green contacts to school one day. that is how IHO tagged me as qwerter. like they say fake it till you make it! i can be your Jeter until you get the real thing 

sometimes the fake thing is better than the real thing, ok well that is not really true in this but hey.

 

[Coleman]

Here's TD to me.

Wow, this actually takes a while to find photos of people, haha.

 

[irvinehomeowner]

sometimes the fake thing is better than the real thing

That's what qwerter said.

Hehe.

 

[socal78]

What Iho looks like in my mind after reading literally tens of thousands of his comments posted over the past six years. Meet the world's fattest man:

What Iho probably actually looks like - Keanu Reeves:

 

[irvinehomeowner]

Somewhere in between... but more on the not Keanu Reeves side.

 

[qwerty]

TD - why did  u shave it off man?

 

[nosuchreality]

I suspect because properly maintaining a beard so it looks like the this is far more work than shaving.

And when you don't maintain it rigorously, you think you look like the above, but you quickly look like

 

[qwerty]

You know now that the beard is gone you will only be able to curl 50s now. Your eyes look young so without the beard I can see how you would look boyish.

 

[nosuchreality]

You don't have a beard now, we'll get you the more appropriate one.
http://www.amazon.com/The-Mountain-Unicorn-Castle-T-Shirt/dp/B0037TPED4/ref=cts_ap_2_fbt

You know now that the beard is gone you will only be able to curl 50s now. Your eyes look young so without the beard I can see how you would look boyish.

That's true.  i actually feel like less of man now.


My neighbor needed help to set up his wifi, so i offered to set it up.  Normally we are talking a 15 min task.  It took me almost 30 min to do it.


I need the 3 wolf shirt to restore my power:


http://www.amazon.com/The-Mountain-Three-T-Shirt-5X-Large/product-reviews/B008B5IT8G/ref=sr_1_1_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1