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LOOOL,, this is the fourth burst of giggles tonight from the IHB, indeed a rare occasion... from P's fatty liver, to BK's cal room, to the interracial parenting thread... but this one tops it, the reviews are just hilarious... thanks sunshine...
 
Sunshine said:
The reviews of the Laptop Steering Wheel Desk on Amazon are entertaining.
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I was driving to my hospital to have my gallbladder removed when, from out of nowhere, a crazed teenager hit me head on!! Amazingly, upon impact, the steering desk slammed into me and cut open a nice portion of my mid-abdomen! With a little prodding and tinkering, I was able to remove my gallbladder and a 5 foot section of my small intestine which had landed in the passenger seat. I had a few large paper clips available and was able to clamp major vessels until I got to the ER. Boy, was my surgeon impressed and I saved a huge bundle on my surgery!! Thanks, Laptop Steering Wheel Desk!!

awesome
 
Calling Roundcorners, this product is for you. Panda - buy two:

"Finally!! I don't know if anyone else has small children that they drive with, but this has been a lifesaver for me. I get so tired of pulling over whenever my infant son soils his diaper. Now, whenever I smell that familiar stench, I just turn around, unbuckle him from his car seat and change him right on this desk. It is the perfect size for a newborn! And believe me, this kid poops A LOT! I have saved so much time in my daily commute with this little treasure! Change the baby while changing lanes, then drop the soiled diapers out the window. It couldn't get any easier! Just don't forget to signal or you might get pulled over."
 
you guys know what is really scary... working in the car all day out in the sales territory, some sort of desk would actually come in handy... I take write orders, take/make calls, look up stuff in our catalog, text & cross reference different lists all the while driving... now, given I've been doing this for years... so I have some experience on how to drive defensibly, but mostly the work is done in bumper to bumper traffic, and I always keep my distance... when I see traffic up ahead, I actually love it, cause I can get some work done...
 
roundcorners said:
you guys know what is really scary... working in the car all day out in the sales territory, some sort of desk would actually come in handy... I take write orders, take/make calls, look up stuff in our catalog, text & cross reference different lists all the while driving... now, given I've been doing this for years... so I have some experience on how to drive defensibly, but mostly the work is done in bumper to bumper traffic, and I always keep my distance... when I see traffic up ahead, I actually love it, cause I can get some work done...
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Here you go... the seat desk

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MojoJD said:
Nude said:
Sunshine said:
The reviews of the Laptop Steering Wheel Desk on Amazon are entertaining.
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I was driving to my hospital to have my gallbladder removed when, from out of nowhere, a crazed teenager hit me head on!! Amazingly, upon impact, the steering desk slammed into me and cut open a nice portion of my mid-abdomen! With a little prodding and tinkering, I was able to remove my gallbladder and a 5 foot section of my small intestine which had landed in the passenger seat. I had a few large paper clips available and was able to clamp major vessels until I got to the ER. Boy, was my surgeon impressed and I saved a huge bundle on my surgery!! Thanks, Laptop Steering Wheel Desk!!

awesome
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My wife was having an affair behind my back. Apparently I wasn't "satisfying her needs" or "ever cooking her a decent meal." Well, I have a 12 volt hotplate that plugs right into the cigarette lighter, and it really works great to wok up some stir fry. I use this desk thing to chop up my veggies on my way home from work, add some soy sauce, chicken, and fire it up right on the freeway. Not a bad meal. I cook her some variation of stir fry every night because it's all I really know how to cook. She usually eats the stir fry ungratefully and gives me drunk pity-sex. I guess it's partially my fault though, what should I expect when I marry the first stripper I knock up? But seriously, this steering wheel desk thing rocks, very durable and quick clean-up after cooking.

heheh.
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This product is so awesome for freeway driving and makes reloading your handgun while changing lanes a breeze. The only thing missing is a cupholder for my tequila. I attached a pen on a string to mine to mark my hits and misses.

I'm addicted to these reviews.
 
I'm going to plug a website I have been a part of for almost a decade.

It's called www.opendiary.com. It's free (ad supported), but it has several pay options that block the ads, and it's different than your typical blog site or livejournal. While I won't link you to my own diary, I will say that I met my wife there, I have several friends across the country because of Open Diary, and I can look back over a more than 9 years of entries in it with a few simple clicks. With a bit of patience... you can make your diary look and feel like your own private/anonymous place on the internet and at the same time create connections with other diarists who have chosen to allow visitors to read their entries... and maybe even leave a note! Your diary can be as public or as private as you like, but it is the only place (other than IHB) where I always felt like I was a part of the community.

With the imminent demise of IHB's forums, I hope this will bring some new comfort to those who are displaced.
 
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