Things you will never hear

[Stuff It_IHB]

NAR: Now is a not a good time to buy

Jiffy Lube: Your car is in perfect condition you don't need any extra work on it

Any more anyone?

 

[Soylent Green Is People_IHB]

Lenders: No, I'm not going to shop your loan for the best rate. I'm going to shop the loan for the best rebate so I can make my Lexus payment.

Realtors: It's not location, location, location. It's price, price, price.

Jedi's: Yes, these are the droids your looking for.

My .02c

Soylent Green Is People.

 

[irvine_home_owner_IHB]

Jedi's: Yes, these are the droids your looking for.

Darth Vader: Luke, I am your mother!

bk: Frontal 3-car wide garages rock!

 

[Stuff It_IHB]

Lady Ga Ga: I feel stupid looking like this

Darth Vadar to Luke: I think we should sit down and talk about our differences

 

[SoCal78_IHB]

This thread is cracking me up. More, more!

 

[SoCal78_IHB]

Lady Ga Ga: I feel stupid looking like this

 

[bkshopr_IHB]

IHO: I am moving to Carousel Estate in Carson

IPD: Icicle gun mystery solved

 

[bkshopr_IHB]

bk: Frontal 3-car wide garages rock bottom!

Now that is a BK quote

 

[trrenter_IHB]

Steve Phillips - You are too young, I am married and I don't want to lose my cushy job at ESPN.

 

[bkshopr_IHB]

TIC: This home is on a 1/3 acre lot.

 

[Anonymous_IHB]

Irvine kid: What is that yellow flower in the grass?

Irvine mommy: It's a dandelion.

 

[PeterUK_IHB]

Obama: "I don't think the stimulus package is working"

Dentist: " This is really gonna hurt"

Car Dealership Salesman: "Take your time, go Home and think about it"

 

[stepping_up_IHB]

Anyone sincerely, "everthing is just perfect."

 

[Soylent Green Is People_IHB]

RHWofOC via Seinfeld "Why yes, they ARE real... and they're magnificent".

Real my arse.

SGIP

 

[biscuitninja_IHB]

Anywhere in newport beach where you see the plastic people...

"Why yes... you DO look Fabulous!" [meaning it]