Neighbor Nicknames

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socal78

socal78

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We're on a first-name basis with only one or two neighbors. The rest we have given nicknames to over time. I wonder if everyone does this. Ours are:

- Pajama Pants
- The Smoker
- Corvette Guy
- The Tiny Asians
- Clutter Parker
- The Super Christians
- The Partiers
- The Interior Designer a.k.a. The Cute House Lady
- The Indians

I sometimes wonder what nicknames we are known by without realizing it.
 
SoCal said:
We're on a first-name basis with only one or two neighbors. The rest we have given nicknames to over time. I wonder if everyone does this. Ours are:

- Pajama Pants
- The Smoker
- Corvette Guy
- The Tiny Asians
- Clutter Parker
- The Super Christians
- The Partiers
- The Interior Designer a.k.a. The Cute House Lady
- The Indians

I sometimes wonder what nicknames we are known by without realizing it.
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Maybe you should invite them all over to see your potholders.

SoCal said:
But what if it's both -- a product that looks like a people.  ;)

These are my potholders. Ain't they cute?

They were given to me as a gift by an old German man who made them for me. He invited me over to his house and said, "I made these Nigger Baby Potholders for you as a wedding gift." Since that what he calls them, ever since then, I'll be walking around the kitchen asking everybody, "Anyone seen my nigger babies? I need them right now." I can't call them potholders because that wouldn't differentiate them from all the other potholders I have. Mr. SoCal has been asking me to throw these away for years but I just can't do it because they're so cute and they were a handmade gift from a friend. When we have people over, he puts them in the drawer.  :)

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WTTCHMN said:
Maybe you should invite them all over to see your potholders.
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Totally. Kitschy vintage gifts are good conversation starters. I mean, just look at you -- still going on about them months later. 

Btw, I self-identify as A.A. just like Rachel Dolezal, now known as Nkechi Amare Diallo.
 
We're on a first-name basis with only one or two neighbors.
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What would your minister have to say about that?  I doubt Jesus would approve. You should bake some of those peanut butter things and hand them out.
 
What would you call the fat guy who's only in his underwear?  (I can think of a few)  Just curious what my neighbors might be calling me.
 
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