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liz, do the unicorns specify which orifice must not be deflowered or is it just a general advocacy of abstinence? If it's the latter, are unicorns, in fact, undercover agents of the religious right exploiting their cuteness to indoctrinate little girls so when they grow up they keep their legs closed and vote Republican? Judging from the Unicorn Code, it would seem that this is the case; their prohibition against drug use smacks of Nancy Reagan's influence. I demand Congress appoint a special prosecutor to investigate this.

For the record, Mary Jane deserves to get dumped. Having read the trials and troubles of Peter Parker aka Spiderman since age 6, I think it's about time that he dumped that trainwreck and moved on to a nice girl without all the emotional baggage.

Stones and glasshouses, Trooper, that's "WTF".

(The preceeding post is heavily laden with Sarcasm, a form of Humor that isn't recommended for those with heart conditions, poor health, high blood pressure, or PMS. If you are offended by sarcasm, please feel free to kiss my backside.)
 
If My Little Pony news made the front page of cnn.com, even then I'd wonder what was wrong with cnn.com. However, I did find the article interesting so perhaps I shouldn't complain too loudly.

And my hundreds of unicorns consort with me just fine, thank you very much.
 
Since the first unicorns I heard tell of were from the middle ages (I guess that that's when they evolved from horses), Medieval legend does not relate which orifice was involved, but if I had to guess, I would assume all orifices would have to remain virgin.

Eating (food) doesn't count.
 
On $11 an hour, Jersey man made millions

http://blogs.moneycentral.msn.com/smartspending/archive/2008/01/17/on-11-an-hour-jersey-man-made-millions.aspx
 
"Membership in gold prospecting clubs is climbing nationwide, along with sales of pans, dredges, metal detectors and other small-scale mining equipment. A trade show recently hosted by the Gold Prospectors Association of America in Orange County, Calif., typified the trend".

Call me crazy, but I bet awgee would like to know about this little club.....

High Gold Prices Spur Rush to Alaska - AOL News or http://news.aol.com/story/_a/high-gold-prices-spur-rush-to-alaska/20080125194109990001?ncid=NWS00010000000001
 
Research dollars at work: Lack of food isn’t to blame for poor kids’ obesity

Lack of food doesn't make you fat? Really? Who knew?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22771971/
 
What You Call a Bedroom Might Not Be One

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/01/26/AR2008012600187.html?hpid=sec-business
 
Call me crazy, but I bet awgee would like to know about this little club...

Mmmm... funny, I thought for sure awgee was the president of this club?
 
According to the BBC website, 'cocaine users are getting younger'. I have always avoided illegal narcotics but now I've found out that they actually reverse the ageing process I'm going to give them a try.
 
"but now I've found out that they actually reverse the ageing process I'm going to give them a try"

They might reverse the aging process (a statement that I find dubious, at best), but they most certainly speed up the death process. Fair trade off ?
 
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