"NEW ORLEANS - Hurricane Katrina's victims have put a price tag on their suffering and it is staggering — including one plaintiff seeking the unlikely sum of $3 quadrillion."
"Of roughly 489,000 total claims, the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers said it has received 247 for at least $1 billion apiece, including the one for $3 quadrillion.
"That's the mother of all high numbers," said Loren Scott, a Baton Rouge-based economist.
For the sake of perspective: A mere $1 quadrillion would dwarf the U.S. gross domestic product, which Scott said was $13.2 trillion in 2007. A stack of one quadrillion pennies would reach Saturn."
LONDON (AFP) - Twins who were separated at birth and adopted by different sets of parents later married each other without realising they were brother and sister, a peer has told the House of Lords.
Well Troop, you might actually get more use out of a unicorn in your profession than I would. Evil doers and criminals would cower in fear at the sight of the Mighty Trooper riding her avenging, impaling steed down the streets of Hollywood.
It's splitsville for Spidey and MJ. And this was important enough news to be amongst the links at the top of the homepage for cnn.com. Sigh. Seriously, people?
Hey, my ponies are not scattered. They are safely stored all in one place. It's easier to round up the troops that way so my pony army can march upon you.