Morning routine...

[homer_simpson]

10 minutes. Includes brushing teeth, flossing and moisturizing my face.

 

[irvinehomeowner]

moisturizing my face.

Man Card Violation!

 

[The Motor Court Company]

my morning routine:
check TI and diss TIC - 10 minutes

 

[socal78]

moisturizing my face.

Man Card Violation!

It's not like he said *tinted* moisturizer. Poor Homer. (Homer, don't listen to him!! Iho probably turns his undies inside-out for a second day of wear "like a real man".)

 

[irvinehomeowner]

Why do you have to turn them inside out? Undies are weekly changes.

 

[ps99472]

10 minutes. Includes brushing teeth, flossing and moisturizing my face.

Whoaa..you floss morning and night?  You probably don't even go to the dentist..

 

[homer_simpson]

Dentist every 4 months

 

[usctrojancpa]

Better yet.. get a PPI...

+1...I never buy a used car without it.

 

[usctrojancpa]

About a 10 minute shower with another 5 minutes to brush my teeth, put some gel in my hair, and put deodorant on.