Trust me, if I start looking for a masage, I've done something innocent (honest) to induce this wildly painful muscle trama in between my shoulder blades. Sneezing, grabbing a pencil across my desk, getting off the toilet are on the list of stuff that has left me doubled up in the fetal position for the better part of two days till I can't take it anymore.
The only happy ending I'm looking for is an ability to breathe in complete breaths without passing out from the pain. If resperation is sexual, I'm a perv.
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