Manscaping

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But my toes get cold!
 
Hmmm manscaping - Philips Bodygroom is best invention ever for this, also Philips Norelco electric trimmer for ears and nose is a must have.

Both of these keep me looking like a hero instead of Cyclops

Speaking of sandals, I have the hardest time tanning my ghost white feet, have tried the stuff out of the bottles but it's always streaky no matter how much I have scrubbed beforehand to get dead skin off. The rest of my body will tan even though it takes forever so this has always been annoying. I typically prefer closed shoes anyway though.

But I like women without the flip flops either, it just comes across as lazy to me also unless you are heading to the beach or something.

I believe it was the NCAA womens' champion field hockey team that showed up to the WHITE HOUSE wearing...freakin flip flops. Now sorry, I'm a pinko commie live and let live type, but that's a once in a lifetime opportunity and that was just lazy. I mean obviously the girls aren't lazy if they are good enough to be national champs, but I was like come on man, you can't dress up for the White House of all places? The Marines answer the door with freakin dress attire, honor rifles and swords and you come in wearing flip flops from the 99 cent store?
 
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