Mail from K. Hovnanian

[caycifish_IHB]

Is it sad that when I opened this piece of mail, I immediately thought "No! Eww! I don't want your 'Holiday Surprise'!"?

Oh please...

 

[House_of_cards_IHB]

You have to go now...I want to know what the holiday surprise is. Maybe it's a prepayment to a bankruptcy lawyer, once you have to file bankruptcy when facing foreclosure after becoming upside down on your mortgage..

 

[Nude_IHB]

It's a Hovnanian Men Swimsuit Calendar. Nothing but Speedos, cigars, and body hair.

I hope I didn't ruin the surprise.

 

[awgee_IHB]

I am getting misty.

 

[EvaLSeraphim_IHB]

Oh Nude, you just ruined my breakfast with that image!

 

[caycifish_IHB]

For the record, I do not "own" a KHOV home, and I'm not even sure how I got on the snail mailing list. And the * after "Holiday Surprise" leads me to the fine print: the "gift" is $5 in value.

 

[IrvineCommuter_IHB]

Is that with or without points? I think it is a $5 incentive that can go toward closing or upgraded flooring.

 

[Shay_IHB]

KHOV has been sending me invitations and mailers for the last several months. Most of them tell me that I'm pre-approved to buy a house! Oh boy! Where do I sign up?