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caycifish said:
So what if most of my thoughts are consumed by the spring clearance sale @ A&F.

Who among you can blame me for enjoying the exhilarating feel of a fresh off the rack AF72 tee?
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Make that BR or bebe and we almost have something in common, ten.
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Wait a minute, don’t be so hasty.

We’ve got plenty in common, I like Bebe.

Most of the chicks that work there are hot.

Especially the Fashion Island location.

BR is lame and boring.

Please, you wouldn’t go near any dude that shopped there.

Club Monaco, Yes! Planet Funk, Double Yes!!
 
Wow, WTF is going on with this thread? And the escrow thread? My complete lack of interest in the housing market keeps me away from IHB for a week or so --- and when I log back on I feel like I have entered some parallel universe where the IHB is a manual on where to buy cheap body spray to attract "thick" girls wearing SC granny panties!!??

Keep up the good work!
 
ipoplaya said:
tenmagnet said:
ipoplaya said:
acpme said:
ten might be the author of this book.

The Alphabet of Manliness
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I think instead Ten is the genius behind this web site..
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Great site.

Unfortunately, HR blocked my access.

Same with my Facebook page.
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Ten is really Gary Nalder, proud owner of Club Amnesty... Probably not Cayci's type.
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Bro,

Do me a favor jump off this thread for the moment and come back later.

You’re killing my momentum right now.

Took a big one in the chin thanks to Nude, but I’m back up and vibing with her again.

Looks promising, now check in later.
 
Nevermind, she's gone.

Looks like I lost her.

Too bad, I was just starting to find my rhythm.

About to drop a KB24 performance just like last night's game.
 
Wait a minute, don’t be so hasty.

We’ve got plenty in common, I like Bebe.

Most of the chicks that work there are hot.

Especially the Fashion Island location.

BR is lame and boring.

Please, you wouldn’t go near any dude that shopped there.

Club Monaco, Yes! Planet Funk, Double Yes!!
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Sorry for the delay...I had something else besides a housing blog to attend to. :)

The only bad thing about Bebe clothing is that most of it isn't appropriate anywhere but Vegas. Of course I wear it anyway...remember that white suit, Nude?

Hey, don't knock BR. A girl's gotta get her business casual from somewhere. And a guy in a cashmere sweater can be really hot. ;-)
 
tenmagnet said:
Nude said:
ipoplaya said:
Good to see Graph get in game with something besides labor force statistics although that was a lovely piece of analysis.
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You'll have to excuse Graph, he's finally getting some lovin' and this has seriously reduced his snarkitude. It's a safe bet that when he's at his snarkiest, it's because he hasn't had a "happy ending" recently. :coolsmirk:
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Don’t fall for Graph’s story about going to Sephora with a chick, where he was a fish out of water, since they don’t carry Vitalis or Stetson.

Anyway, she sent me a text after their “date”.

It was like 3:30am, she was bored and wanted to head over to my place.

Had to turn down her offer, but she did give me the real story about Graph and Sephora.

Turns out they’re just “friends”.

She sees him as the brother she never had and she has no idea how he feels.

I asked about Sephora.

Since she sees he has absolutely no luck with chicks (goofy/straight?);

she had a great idea to take him there for a “make-over.”

The point is, she makes him over and then takes him out to try and help him meet girls.

I can’t help feeling a little sorry for Graph.

Dude is so green when she referred to the “pleasure trail”, he thought it meant the hair on his back.

Probably need to get that waxed bro, the Yeti look is out.
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Consistency and attention to detail is key here. No matter how much Axe you use, you can't cover up a bad brain fart.

So, Ten... what were you really texting the Ten (year old, as you said)? Were you having another debate on whether Hannah Montana or Miley Cyrus is better? I know you have on a Hannah Montana t-shirt right now.

Aww…thanks,

I’m a huge fan of your posts as well.

No need to be shy, feel free to jump in and join the fun.

Are U Single?

I noticed you like to workout, which is a definite plus.

Combine that with your intelligence and smokin’ hot looks = marriage material.

Need a trophy wife to go along with the trophy house in Northpark.

Either way, might be a nice change of pace instead of the low self-esteem hotties I normally date.
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My gawd my friend! Talk about being green... Dropping the M-word on the second post, now that is a way to get the girls. I wouldn't be surprised if you got Ipop to take you up to LA to start ring shopping today.

It seems my snarkitude is low today, must have been that afternoon snark relief. :cheese:
 
ten, i think the next stop on your forum adventures needs to be www.styleforum.net.

ditch the mall duds, or what the guys on that forum refer to as amjack (american jackass) style, and take yourself up another level (elevenmagnet?)
 
CK said:
Wow, WTF is going on with this thread? And the escrow thread? My complete lack of interest in the housing market keeps me away from IHB for a week or so --- and when I log back on I feel like I have entered some parallel universe where the IHB is a manual on where to buy cheap body spray to attract "thick" girls wearing SC granny panties!!??

Keep up the good work!
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and to think i started this thread to make fun of lennar's marketing...
 
Graph,

C’mon admit it, my post was solid gold.

But right now, your timing couldn’t be worse.

The last thing this thread needs is another CB.

My flow was already broken once, I recovered and now you decide to drop in with a bombshell.

We’ll throw-down later, sit back and let me work.
 
caycifish said:
Of course I wear it anyway...remember that white suit, Nude?
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Sorry, I was too mesmerized by your butt to notice what was (barely) covering it. I'd ask for a visual reminder in the form of a pic, but this is theoretically a family site and we don't want to send poor tenmagnet into a suicidal binge over what he can't have.

But don't feel sorry for him, you'll only get his hopes up for some mercy lovin'.
 
tenmagnet said:
Graph,

C’mon admit it, my post was solid gold.

But right now, your timing couldn’t be worse.

The last thing this thread needs is another CB.

My flow was already broken once, I recovered and now you decide to drop in with a bombshell.

We’ll throw-down later, sit back and let me work.
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Your 'flow' is weaker than Flavor-Aid. You wanna be NBA, talk like Rucker Park, but you play like Special Olympics. You drop brand names like I drop ex-girlfriends, yet you've failed to even hint at every woman's weak spot:

JIMMY-CHOO1.jpg


You're the guy hanging out in the strip club once the lights come on at the end of the night; waiting for the girl who took all your money but she left out the back door an hour ago. Save what diginity you have left and move on to easier prey.
 
caycifish said:
Wait a minute, don’t be so hasty.

We’ve got plenty in common, I like Bebe.

Most of the chicks that work there are hot.

Especially the Fashion Island location.

BR is lame and boring.

Please, you wouldn’t go near any dude that shopped there.

Club Monaco, Yes! Planet Funk, Double Yes!!
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Sorry for the delay...I had something else besides a housing blog to attend to. :)

The only bad thing about Bebe clothing is that most of it isn't appropriate anywhere but Vegas. Of course I wear it anyway...remember that white suit, Nude?

Hey, don't knock BR. A girl's gotta get her business casual from somewhere. And a guy in a cashmere sweater can be really hot. ;-)
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No problem, welcome back.

C’mon cashmere sweater, now that’s something my dad would wear.

Screams boring, hopefully you don’t have any daddy issues. I’m not really into clingy chicks.

However, a hot babe wearing a nice, tight, form fitting cashmere sweater = heaven.

Like the fact that you shop at Bebe.

Only chicks with a slammin’ body can rock those outfits.

Vegas huh?

You should know on the main blog when IR posted recommendations for publishing his book, my comment was to have his book launching party in Vegas.

There you go girl, great minds think alike.

Told you we have a lot in common.
 
Nude said:
yet you've failed to even hint at every woman's weak spot:

JIMMY-CHOO1.jpg
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oooooooooo, jimmy's.

once dropped a chunk of change on some jimmy's - so very uncomfortable - took me a year of wearing them to realize they gave me the wrong size. everytime i put them on i nearly cried but dang they were beau-teeeee-fullllll.
 
Nude said:
tenmagnet said:
Graph,

C’mon admit it, my post was solid gold.

But right now, your timing couldn’t be worse.

The last thing this thread needs is another CB.

My flow was already broken once, I recovered and now you decide to drop in with a bombshell.

We’ll throw-down later, sit back and let me work.
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Your 'flow' is weaker than Flavor-Aid. You wanna be NBA, talk like Rucker Park, but you play like Special Olympics. You drop brand names like I drop ex-girlfriends, yet you've failed to even hint at every woman's weak spot:

JIMMY-CHOO1.jpg


You're the guy hanging out in the strip club once the lights come on at the end of the night; waiting for the girl who took all your money but she left out the back door an hour ago. Save what diginity you have left and move on to easier prey.
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Nude,

I thought I said no need for any more CBing on this thread.

That’s twice from you already.

Although, that strip club line was funny. Kudos

Anyway, now you’re firing them in every other post.

It’s like trying to cross a minefield, slowing my progress.
 
tenmagnet said:
Nude,

I thought I said no need for any more CBing on this thread.

That’s twice from you already.

Although, that strip club line was funny. Kudos

Anyway, now you’re firing them in every other post.

It’s like trying to cross a minefield, slowing my progress.
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No, throwing a CB would imply you ever had a chance. I'm just playing whack-a-troll.
 
tenmagnet said:
Graph,

C’mon admit it, my post was solid gold.

But right now, your timing couldn’t be worse.

The last thing this thread needs is another CB.

My flow was already broken once, I recovered and now you decide to drop in with a bombshell.

We’ll throw-down later, sit back and let me work.
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Man... you keep using the CB excuse when it is clearly the lack of snark in your game that is killing your chances. That and you drop the m-word before the Jimmy Choo shoes. Sadly, Nude had to school you on a woman's priorities. It is becoming more and more clear how Nude landed such a hot wife.

Maybe, if you turn the snark up a level, Nude, Eff and I will tell you how we earned our IHB pimp hats.
 
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