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awgee said:
no_vaseline said:
Can I get a Denzel Washington or maybe Will Smith?
I am confused. Why do you want an African American to protray you?

My work is done here.

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anyone with some skills in graphrix design [badabing, IHB pun!] able to put together a movie poster with all the aforementioned actors??
 
caycifish said:
bix - Anyone from Big Bang Theory (I'm sure one of them could be taught to dance)

http://wwwimage.cbs.com/cms/files/gallerix/albums/23/22488/full/2.jpg

Pssh.. you're wrong! Alot of people think I look like this guy....

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I am silently pulling for John Turturro, mostly because Joey Knish is the real hero in Rounders.

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no_vaseline = Joey Knish in more ways than one.
 
SoCal78 said:
I always think of tenmagnet as a Ryan Seacrest or one of these characters from SNL:

Wrong!

Since you didn't make IR's book signing and didn't have a chance to meet me.

You can stop wondering because I look like Christian Bale

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tenmagnet said:
SoCal78 said:
I always think of tenmagnet as a Ryan Seacrest or one of these characters from SNL:

Wrong!

Since you didn't make IR's book signing and didn't have a chance to meet me.

You can stop wondering because I look like Christian Bale

christian-bale-20050621-48572.jpg

I'm referring more to your personality than your looks.
 
SoCal78 said:
tenmagnet said:
SoCal78 said:
I always think of tenmagnet as a Ryan Seacrest or one of these characters from SNL:

Wrong!

Since you didn't make IR's book signing and didn't have a chance to meet me.

You can stop wondering because I look like Christian Bale

christian-bale-20050621-48572.jpg

I'm referring more to your personality than your looks.

Indeed. Many of the actors I picked look nothing like the IHBers in real life. I was choosing actors who could portray their online personas.
 
graphrix said:
We need to see if we can get Charlton Heston to play Skek then. He is the only crabby old republican actor still alive today...

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Robert Duvall is another crabby old republican in case Heston is busy.
 
skek said:
tenmagnet said:
SoCal78 said:
I always think of tenmagnet as a Ryan Seacrest or one of these characters from SNL:

Wrong!

Since you didn't make IR's book signing and didn't have a chance to meet me.

You can stop wondering because I look like Christian Bale

christian-bale-20050621-48572.jpg

Ten, no one got a chance to meet you because you snuck in to the book signing wearing a disguise and looking like this:

Yeah, I was trying to keep it low key since it was about IR and the book.

Truly disappointed we didn’t meet Skek

I love your work on those Geico ads.

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caycifish said:
SoCal78 said:
tenmagnet said:
SoCal78 said:
I always think of tenmagnet as a Ryan Seacrest or one of these characters from SNL:

Wrong!

Since you didn't make IR's book signing and didn't have a chance to meet me.

You can stop wondering because I look like Christian Bale

christian-bale-20050621-48572.jpg

I'm referring more to your personality than your looks.

Indeed. Many of the actors I picked look nothing like the IHBers in real life. I was choosing actors who could portray their online personas.

Might have to get Simon to play me then...

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caycifish said:
SoCal78 said:
I'm referring more to your personality than your looks.

Indeed. Many of the actors I picked look nothing like the IHBers in real life. I was choosing actors who could portray their online personas.

I don’t understand.

Thought what you mean’t was which actor or person I most look like in real life.

I just resemble Christian Bale don’t know if our personalities are the same.

Does that even matter?
 
caycifish said:
SoCal78 said:
tenmagnet said:
SoCal78 said:
I always think of tenmagnet as a Ryan Seacrest or one of these characters from SNL:

Wrong!

Since you didn't make IR's book signing and didn't have a chance to meet me.

You can stop wondering because I look like Christian Bale

christian-bale-20050621-48572.jpg

I'm referring more to your personality than your looks.

Indeed. Many of the actors I picked look nothing like the IHBers in real life. I was choosing actors who could portray their online personas.

So did I, but awgee shot down my #1 and #2 choices. So I went with #3, the Italian guy who does a good job of impersonating a Jew.
 
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