Hell I would buy. This 7 bedroom, 6 bath Disney Haunted Mansion replica goes for $875K, and has the hitchhiking ghost in the downstairs bathroom.
http://www.cnn.com/video/?hpt=hp_t3#/video/living/2012/10/31/dnt-haunted-mansion-sale.wsb
http://www.cnn.com/video/?hpt=hp_t3#/video/living/2012/10/31/dnt-haunted-mansion-sale.wsb