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A real live Cat A Pult!



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A cat will whip a dog up to about 4x the cats size.



My buddy worked at a vet before going to vet school at Davis. They had a cat they needed to do some procedure that required holding it down, it took four people - you should of seen my buddy when he got home! That cat was NOT happy. My buddy paid a big price for trying to help.



If a 20 pound cat wanted to get at one (or both) of my dogs, it would be game over for George. Candy is deceptively tough, but would still get waxed. Maybe.
 
[quote author="no_vaseline" date=1235388062]A cat will whip a dog up to about 4x the cats size.



My buddy worked at a vet before going to vet school at Davis. They had a cat they needed to do some procedure that required holding it down, it took four people - you should of seen my buddy when he got home! That cat was NOT happy.



If a 20 pound cat wanted to get at one (or both) of my dogs, it would be game over for George. Candy is deceptively tough, but would still get waxed. Maybe.</blockquote>
Are those really your dogs in the above picture?

They are soooo cute!
 
[quote author="CalGal" date=1235388147][quote author="no_vaseline" date=1235388062]A cat will whip a dog up to about 4x the cats size.



My buddy worked at a vet before going to vet school at Davis. They had a cat they needed to do some procedure that required holding it down, it took four people - you should of seen my buddy when he got home! That cat was NOT happy.



If a 20 pound cat wanted to get at one (or both) of my dogs, it would be game over for George. Candy is deceptively tough, but would still get waxed. Maybe.</blockquote>
Are those really your dogs in the above picture?

They are soooo cute!</blockquote>


Those are REALLY no_vas's dogs. Kind of gives you a new picture of our sweet, cute little no_vas doesn't it?
 
[quote author="tmare" date=1235388865][quote author="CalGal" date=1235388147][quote author="no_vaseline" date=1235388062]A cat will whip a dog up to about 4x the cats size.



My buddy worked at a vet before going to vet school at Davis. They had a cat they needed to do some procedure that required holding it down, it took four people - you should of seen my buddy when he got home! That cat was NOT happy.



If a 20 pound cat wanted to get at one (or both) of my dogs, it would be game over for George. Candy is deceptively tough, but would still get waxed. Maybe.</blockquote>
Are those really your dogs in the above picture?

They are soooo cute!</blockquote>


Those are REALLY no_vas's dogs. Kind of gives you a new picture of our sweet, cute little no_vas doesn't it?</blockquote>
Yeah, maybe No_Vas isn't so <span style="color: red;">ruf </span>after all. :lol:
 
[quote author="tmare" date=1235388865][quote author="CalGal" date=1235388147]Are those really your dogs in the above picture?

They are soooo cute!</blockquote>


Those are REALLY no_vas's dogs. Kind of gives you a new picture of our sweet, cute little no_vas doesn't it?</blockquote>


Not unless he starts to take up ballroom dancing... with Bix. :gulp:
 
[quote author="graphrix" date=1235398247][quote author="tmare" date=1235388865][quote author="CalGal" date=1235388147]Are those really your dogs in the above picture?

They are soooo cute!</blockquote>


Those are REALLY no_vas's dogs. Kind of gives you a new picture of our sweet, cute little no_vas doesn't it?</blockquote>


Not unless he starts to take up ballroom dancing... with Bix. :gulp:</blockquote>


Ha ha... i have taken lessons with male teachers, but not lessons with another guy.



Ohh i happen to have another picture of a teacher (at the studio i go to)... this is Ms. Rachel again.. she's kinda leggy.



<img src="http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h111/bisquick06/rachelDWTS.jpg" alt="" />
 
[quote author="Astute Observer" date=1235440278]I don't have good depth reception... so how far is the insider of her thigh from the "member?"</blockquote>


If you have the correct body contact... zero. That is Tango and you have very, very close body contact. They theory is you don't need your arms for guidance, body contact only.



Good luck

-bix
 
[quote author="no_vaseline" date=1235442236]Sorry to threadjack this, but I really don't have anything against cats. Except that they love me. And I have allergies to cats.</blockquote>


They are insidious that way.... My wife wants little doggies like yours, but I refuse to let them sleep in the same bed.

Cats are ok though.

-bix
 
[quote author="biscuitninja" date=1235444002][quote author="no_vaseline" date=1235442236]Sorry to threadjack this, but I really don't have anything against cats. Except that they love me. And I have allergies to cats.</blockquote>


They are insidious that way.... My wife wants little doggies like yours, but I refuse to let them sleep in the same bed.

Cats are ok though.

-bix</blockquote>


My babies come to bed. What's wrong with you?
 
[quote author="no_vaseline" date=1235447496][quote author="biscuitninja" date=1235444002][quote author="no_vaseline" date=1235442236]Sorry to threadjack this, but I really don't have anything against cats. Except that they love me. And I have allergies to cats.</blockquote>


They are insidious that way.... My wife wants little doggies like yours, but I refuse to let them sleep in the same bed.

Cats are ok though.

-bix</blockquote>


My babies come to bed. What's wrong with you?</blockquote>


Cats are less intrusive.... but i could be wrong.



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Just for No_Vas...



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If you don't like cats there are always erudite ferrets:



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Hey, that's just an old established feline/canine game.... no claws out, no barking, and tail wagging. My dogs and cats (I have 2 dogs and 3 cats...) do the same thing, but in slow motion. We call it the "look out, I'm gonna hit you" game.
 
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