effenheimer_IHB
New member
In re the stim package:
<em>I voted for Obama and have 3 mortgages on my home. I have owned my home for 20 years and really would like to grow old in my home. I took out 2 home equity loans one in 2003 and one in 2006 on top of the cash out refi in 2002 because a mortgage broker told me I could refinance out of these loans in 2008. Now I owe 250,000 on my 2nd and 3rd home equity loans and my house is worth less then my 1st mortgage because of the original cash out refi. I am pretty sure I should be able to get my 2 home equity loans eliminated and write down my first mortgage. This way I can spend more money and help the economy.
In addition I am a female and have no children but going to the fertility clinic tomorrow to get some. Afterward I will cancel my insurance and go on medicaid after unemployment runs out. Then I will enroll in some expensive college and get a student loan for a purported advanced degree in "communications" and use it for a downpayment on a foreclosed second home in Vail.
During this time I will be getting an SBA loan easily because I am a woman therefore a victim and use this money to start an LLC to get government spending contracts from the new stimulus package. The best part is I will jump in front of the line because not only am I a woman owned LLC but I will get an address for my business in a hubzone area therefore the government will practically be forced to give me the contracts. While I wait for the LLC and live off the SBA loan skiing in Vail, I will be getting my real estate and mortgage broker license.
As a mortgage broker I am just waiting until the stimulus package funds all over again the USDA rural "no down payment" government and seller subsidized loans and with all the new loose credit congress mandates for easy to get federal backed mortgage loans I will benefit huge. In addition I will get 3 to 6 percent of all real estate transactions regardless of how much work I do.
I will be maxing out my credit cards and use the money for a downpayment on my 3rd house of which I will buy at .30 cents on the dollar because I have connections with banks and their foreclosure departments. Because of all the secret loopholes and waivers I can get my buyer a cheap FHA 90 day no flip loan so I can easily double my profit in a week with my flip.
This is why it is awesome we are throwing 1 trillion including the interest payments to our economy pronto with no real honest debate. The money will be flowing to me like you can't believe..
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<em>I voted for Obama and have 3 mortgages on my home. I have owned my home for 20 years and really would like to grow old in my home. I took out 2 home equity loans one in 2003 and one in 2006 on top of the cash out refi in 2002 because a mortgage broker told me I could refinance out of these loans in 2008. Now I owe 250,000 on my 2nd and 3rd home equity loans and my house is worth less then my 1st mortgage because of the original cash out refi. I am pretty sure I should be able to get my 2 home equity loans eliminated and write down my first mortgage. This way I can spend more money and help the economy.
In addition I am a female and have no children but going to the fertility clinic tomorrow to get some. Afterward I will cancel my insurance and go on medicaid after unemployment runs out. Then I will enroll in some expensive college and get a student loan for a purported advanced degree in "communications" and use it for a downpayment on a foreclosed second home in Vail.
During this time I will be getting an SBA loan easily because I am a woman therefore a victim and use this money to start an LLC to get government spending contracts from the new stimulus package. The best part is I will jump in front of the line because not only am I a woman owned LLC but I will get an address for my business in a hubzone area therefore the government will practically be forced to give me the contracts. While I wait for the LLC and live off the SBA loan skiing in Vail, I will be getting my real estate and mortgage broker license.
As a mortgage broker I am just waiting until the stimulus package funds all over again the USDA rural "no down payment" government and seller subsidized loans and with all the new loose credit congress mandates for easy to get federal backed mortgage loans I will benefit huge. In addition I will get 3 to 6 percent of all real estate transactions regardless of how much work I do.
I will be maxing out my credit cards and use the money for a downpayment on my 3rd house of which I will buy at .30 cents on the dollar because I have connections with banks and their foreclosure departments. Because of all the secret loopholes and waivers I can get my buyer a cheap FHA 90 day no flip loan so I can easily double my profit in a week with my flip.
This is why it is awesome we are throwing 1 trillion including the interest payments to our economy pronto with no real honest debate. The money will be flowing to me like you can't believe..
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