[quote author="CK" date=1228919235]Final move in to our new house next week, and will probably end up spending a good part of the Holiday unpacking and hanging pictures.
As I was dropping off stuff at the new place last week, I was pleasantly surprised to find that one of my new West Irvine neighbors was nice enough to leave a Holiday 6-pack of Heineken on the doorstep -- to help get us through the moving process. <em><strong>But get this --- the cheap SOB took one of the beers for himself!</strong></em> <strong><em>What kind of a dude leaves only 5 beers for a guy??? </strong></em> I walked around knocking on doors to see if I could figure out who the hell believes he is spreading Holiday cheer by leaving a <em><strong>5-pack.</strong></em> Luckily, one of my more friendly neighbors noticed the suspicous activity and snapped a picture of the guy pulling away:
Keep an eye out for this sorry SOB, folks.</blockquote>
What!? No way that could have been deuce. He would not have took just one, he would have left you just one. Hell... I'm surprised you didn't find a case of empty bottles and IR2 passed out on your front lawn with the sprinklers spraying him down. You should consider yourself lucky you had any beer at all.