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NAR: Now is a not a good time to buy

Jiffy Lube: Your car is in perfect condition you don't need any extra work on it



Any more anyone?
 
Lenders: No, I'm not going to shop your loan for the best rate. I'm going to shop the loan for the best rebate so I can make my Lexus payment.



Realtors: It's not location, location, location. It's price, price, price.



Jedi's: Yes, these are the droids your looking for.







My .02c



Soylent Green Is People.
 
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Jedi's: Yes, these are the droids your looking for.

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Darth Vader: Luke, I am your <strong>mother</strong>!

bk: Frontal 3-car wide garages rock!
 
Lady Ga Ga: I feel stupid looking like this



Darth Vadar to Luke: I think we should sit down and talk about our differences
 
[quote author="Stuff It" date=1256625333]Lady Ga Ga: I feel stupid looking like this

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bk: Frontal 3-car wide garages rock <strong>bottom</strong>!</blockquote>


Now that is a BK quote
 
Obama: "I don't think the stimulus package is working"



Dentist: " This is really gonna hurt"



Car Dealership Salesman: "Take your time, go Home and think about it"
 
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