They are going to need one heck of a marketing program to sell this...

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<a href="http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/food_and_drink/article5707554.ece">India to launch cow urine as soft drink</a>
 
Eww. The article says they also use cow dung as <em>disinfectant.</em> Not sure how that works.



I want to see everybody come up with their most creative ad slogans for this cow urine soft drink. Who's got a good one... graph?... skek?... BK?
 
[quote author="SoCal78" date=1234443035]Eww. The article says they also use cow dung as <em>disinfectant.</em> Not sure how that works.</blockquote>


Probably not very well....



[quote author="SoCal78" date=1234443035]I want to see everybody come up with their most creative ad slogans for this cow urine soft drink. Who's got a good one... graph?... skek?... BK?</blockquote>


I'll see what I can come up with, but I'm thinking that the original Diet Coke slogan ("Just for the taste of it") probably wouldn't work very well here.
 
They won't need a lot of marketing at all. Cow is sacred in India. They already have toothpaste and soap made out of cow dung. So a soft drink to compete with the coke family only make sense.
 
[quote author="BlackVault CM" date=1234444146]They won't need a lot of marketing at all. Cow is sacred in India. They already have toothpaste and soap made out of cow dung. So a soft drink to compete with the coke family only make sense.</blockquote>


Hmmm, maybe the marketing campaign can focus on washing the taste of the cow crap toothpaste out of your mouth....
 
[quote author="SoCal78" date=1234443035]

I want to see everybody come up with their most creative ad slogans for this cow urine soft drink. Who's got a good one... graph?... skek?... BK?</blockquote>


Drink gau jal. Unlike your toothpaste, this doesn't taste like crap!
 
[quote author="awgee" date=1234447164]Horse urine makes a good <strong>gun</strong> cleaner.</blockquote>


<img src="http://www.daddiesboardshop.com/productimages/longboard/rbgun-150.gif" alt="" />



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[quote author="SoCal78" date=1234443035]Eww. The article says they also use cow dung as <em>disinfectant.</em> Not sure how that works.



I want to see everybody come up with their most creative ad slogans for this cow urine soft drink. Who's got a good one... graph?... skek?... BK?</blockquote>


It probably tastes like Budweiser....



In the UK we used to call Beer "Lunatic Soup" I don't know what that has to do with this thread it just made me think of it.
 
[quote author="SoCal78" date=1234443035]Eww. The article says they also use cow dung as <em>disinfectant.</em> Not sure how that works.



I want to see everybody come up with their most creative ad slogans for this cow urine soft drink. Who's got a good one... graph?... skek?... BK?</blockquote>


<img src="http://www.collegehappenings.com/wp-content/beer/Fosters.jpg" alt="" />

Foster's: Hindi for Cow Piss, Australian for Soda Pop
 
[quote author="PeterUK" date=1234455166][quote author="SoCal78" date=1234443035]Eww. The article says they also use cow dung as <em>disinfectant.</em> Not sure how that works.



I want to see everybody come up with their most creative ad slogans for this cow urine soft drink. Who's got a good one... graph?... skek?... BK?</blockquote>


It probably tastes like Budweiser....



In the UK we used to call Beer "Lunatic Soup" I don't know what that has to do with this thread it just made me think of it.</blockquote>


We also call Bud and Miller nats piss
 
[quote author="PeterUK" date=1234455166][quote author="SoCal78" date=1234443035]Eww. The article says they also use cow dung as <em>disinfectant.</em> Not sure how that works.



I want to see everybody come up with their most creative ad slogans for this cow urine soft drink. Who's got a good one... graph?... skek?... BK?</blockquote>


It probably tastes like Budweiser....



In the UK we used to call Beer "Lunatic Soup" I don't know what that has to do with this thread it just made me think of it.</blockquote>


Stella is also knows as 'Wife Beater'
 
Cows are sacred and holy in India. Indians love gold. Their religious practice uses a lot of potions.



Holy Golden Potion.
 
When my wife had emergency surgery a couple of years ago, I got like 5 hours of sleep over a 96 hour period. I stayed up by drinking Red Bulls. Somewhere on Tuesday after the surgery (it was Monday) I added up the receipts for all the Red Bulls I drank. Over 25 - half on Monday alone! Somewhere over the 96 hours, my piss started to smell like Red Bull. Which makes you wonder - what's really in Red Bull anyway? My conclusion:



Caffeinated piss, obv.
 
[quote author="no_vaseline" date=1234510622]

Which makes you wonder - what's really in Red Bull anyway?



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I don?t know but it tastes great with vodka.
 
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