Newer Irvine listings with crazy WTF asking prices from equity sellers

[aquabliss]

Woodbridge condo on the lake at a mere $765/sq ft anyone?https://www.redfin.com/CA/Irvine/23-Longshore-92614/unit-40/home/5642914

That?s the Ford Shelby GT500.

That?s a bit generous.  Maybe the Chevrolet Camaro ZL1.

 

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[Liar Loan]

Woodbridge condo on the lake at a mere $765/sq ft anyone?https://www.redfin.com/CA/Irvine/23-Longshore-92614/unit-40/home/5642914

It doesn't even come with a dock for that price?

 

[sgip]

Interesting price history

2005 - $765k
2015 - $845k
2018 - $1.4888888888888888


$83k gain in 10 years.

$643k hopeful gain in 3.

YOW

 

[aquabliss]

Woodbridge condo on the lake at a mere $765/sq ft anyone?https://www.redfin.com/CA/Irvine/23-Longshore-92614/unit-40/home/5642914

It doesn't even come with a dock for that price?

They'll throw in the iPhone dock on the nightstand.

 

[aquabliss]

OH Corta Bella pending in 2 Days at $579 sq ft:https://www.redfin.com/CA/Irvine/179-Stallion-92602/home/112729617

This is probably the nicest Corta Bella lot and location in the development though.

 

[the.irvine]

How about this? Hoping for ~200K profit in a year.

https://www.redfin.com/CA/Irvine/55-Cummings-92620/home/58556391

 

[Kings]

OH Corta Bella pending in 2 Days at $579 sq ft:https://www.redfin.com/CA/Irvine/179-Stallion-92602/home/112729617

This is probably the nicest Corta Bella lot and location in the development though.

nice HOA-maintained "front yard" they have there

 

[usctrojancpa]

How about this? Hoping for ~200K profit in a year.

https://www.redfin.com/CA/Irvine/55-Cummings-92620/home/58556391

Close to $600/sf for a Stonegate SFR?  Maybe a decade or so too early.  haha

 

[capboba]

How about this? Hoping for ~200K profit in a year.

https://www.redfin.com/CA/Irvine/55-Cummings-92620/home/58556391

Close to $600/sf for a Stonegate SFR?  Maybe a decade or so too early.  haha

love how the photographer decided that the light from the vent is will spruce the pics up.

 

[usctrojancpa]

Was the seller confused thinking that maybe they were listing a Petaluma detached condo with a driveway and large lot instead of their Jasmine Plan 3 detached condo?
https://www.redfin.com/CA/Irvine/75-Wildvine-92618/home/112722100

Those tiles, granite counter tops, and carpet aren't going to get it done for $1.1m Baby (listing agent's name).  haha

 

[usctrojancpa]

How about this? Hoping for ~200K profit in a year.

https://www.redfin.com/CA/Irvine/55-Cummings-92620/home/58556391

Close to $600/sf for a Stonegate SFR?  Maybe a decade or so too early.  haha

love how the photographer decided that the light from the vent is will spruce the pics up.

I've never seen that kind of color from a vent light, I wonder if you can change the bulb to make it neon green or blue. 

 

[Kings]

Those tiles, granite counter tops, and carpet aren't going to get it done for $1.1m Baby (listing agent's name).  haha

 

[Burn That Belly]

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[Kings]

Was the seller confused thinking that maybe they were listing a Petaluma detached condo with a driveway and large lot instead of their Jasmine Plan 3 detached condo?
https://www.redfin.com/CA/Irvine/75-Wildvine-92618/home/112722100

Those tiles, granite counter tops, and carpet aren't going to get it done for $1.1m Baby (listing agent's name).  haha

That price is very high for CV. These days, FCBs are feeling glorious with their asking prices. All they need is one sucker.

or friend willing to pay the inflated sale price by a few percentage points to help move money from overseas and be compensated in USD after COE

 

[Maserson]

I've never seen that kind of color from a vent light, I wonder if you can change the bulb to make it neon green or blue.

The red color is an IR lamp, for keeping food warm with the burners off. I didn't know these existed until recently.

 

[daedalus]

Baby (listing agent's name)

Baby Hu sounds like a term the medical examiner's office would use to refer to unidentified dead bodies younger than 2 years old.  "We think the John and Jane Doe found last week are the parents of Baby Hu that some jogger found this morning".

 

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[aquabliss]

The outside of Terrapin house really looks like the OC men's central jail. 

 

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