Mcdonna1980_IHB
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<a href="http://www.redfin.com/CA/Ladera-Ranch/8-Portalon-Ct-92694/home/7205112">I got such a good laugh from this listing's description, I had to share.</a>
NOT A SHORT SALE, <strong>INVESTOR OWNED </strong> <em>(new term for bank?)</em> FORECLOSURE, INCREDIBLE OPPORTUNITY!! This home is Priced 250K under current comp sales & active listings. It is located in the sought after, gated community of Covenant Hills. The living room features a cozy fireplace. The gourmet kitchen has, stainless steel appliances, breakfast bar, central island, gas range, and granite counters. There is a large master suite w/ walk-in closet downstairs. <strong>The third level princess suite</strong>(<em>maybe this where the damsel in debt awaits her loan modification knight)</em>wants for has fantastic views & on a clear day you can see the ocean. There is a casita w/ bath which if used as a <strong>home office can be written off on your taxes</strong>. <em>(who ever buys this should ask the realtor to sign off on that return)</em>There are high ceilings, lots of canned lights, double hung windows, stylish doors, custom built in cabinets, & a very private large oversized lot. Great location that is close to schools, shopping, and Ladera Ranch's water park & skate park. IF YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR A STEAL, STOP LOOKING THIS IS THE ONE! ASSET MANAGER CAN RESPOND TO OFFERS WITHIN 48 HOURS
NOT A SHORT SALE, <strong>INVESTOR OWNED </strong> <em>(new term for bank?)</em> FORECLOSURE, INCREDIBLE OPPORTUNITY!! This home is Priced 250K under current comp sales & active listings. It is located in the sought after, gated community of Covenant Hills. The living room features a cozy fireplace. The gourmet kitchen has, stainless steel appliances, breakfast bar, central island, gas range, and granite counters. There is a large master suite w/ walk-in closet downstairs. <strong>The third level princess suite</strong>(<em>maybe this where the damsel in debt awaits her loan modification knight)</em>wants for has fantastic views & on a clear day you can see the ocean. There is a casita w/ bath which if used as a <strong>home office can be written off on your taxes</strong>. <em>(who ever buys this should ask the realtor to sign off on that return)</em>There are high ceilings, lots of canned lights, double hung windows, stylish doors, custom built in cabinets, & a very private large oversized lot. Great location that is close to schools, shopping, and Ladera Ranch's water park & skate park. IF YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR A STEAL, STOP LOOKING THIS IS THE ONE! ASSET MANAGER CAN RESPOND TO OFFERS WITHIN 48 HOURS