Sadly, mine is better:
<a href="http://www.latimes.com/news/la-me-choked-on-fish2-2009apr02,0,5570516.story">Boat crewman chokes to death on fish as schoolchildren look on</a>
<strong>Jeff Twaddle, 54, swallowed a bait fish as a joke in front of elementary students on a field trip Friday. He died after it blocked his airway.
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It happened in Long Beach.