They are going to need one heck of a marketing program to sell this...

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Eww. The article says they also use cow dung as disinfectant. Not sure how that works.

I want to see everybody come up with their most creative ad slogans for this cow urine soft drink. Who's got a good one... graph?... skek?... BK?
 
SoCal78 said:
Eww. The article says they also use cow dung as disinfectant. Not sure how that works.
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Probably not very well....

SoCal78 said:
I want to see everybody come up with their most creative ad slogans for this cow urine soft drink. Who's got a good one... graph?... skek?... BK?
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I'll see what I can come up with, but I'm thinking that the original Diet Coke slogan ("Just for the taste of it") probably wouldn't work very well here.
 
They won't need a lot of marketing at all. Cow is sacred in India. They already have toothpaste and soap made out of cow dung. So a soft drink to compete with the coke family only make sense.
 
BlackVault CM said:
They won't need a lot of marketing at all. Cow is sacred in India. They already have toothpaste and soap made out of cow dung. So a soft drink to compete with the coke family only make sense.
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Hmmm, maybe the marketing campaign can focus on washing the taste of the cow crap toothpaste out of your mouth....
 
SoCal78 said:
I want to see everybody come up with their most creative ad slogans for this cow urine soft drink. Who's got a good one... graph?... skek?... BK?
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Drink gau jal. Unlike your toothpaste, this doesn't taste like crap!
 
awgee said:
Horse urine makes a good gun cleaner.
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SoCal78 said:
Eww. The article says they also use cow dung as disinfectant. Not sure how that works.

I want to see everybody come up with their most creative ad slogans for this cow urine soft drink. Who's got a good one... graph?... skek?... BK?
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It probably tastes like Budweiser....

In the UK we used to call Beer "Lunatic Soup" I don't know what that has to do with this thread it just made me think of it.
 
SoCal78 said:
Eww. The article says they also use cow dung as disinfectant. Not sure how that works.

I want to see everybody come up with their most creative ad slogans for this cow urine soft drink. Who's got a good one... graph?... skek?... BK?
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Foster's: Hindi for Cow Piss, Australian for Soda Pop
 
PeterUK said:
SoCal78 said:
Eww. The article says they also use cow dung as disinfectant. Not sure how that works.

I want to see everybody come up with their most creative ad slogans for this cow urine soft drink. Who's got a good one... graph?... skek?... BK?
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It probably tastes like Budweiser....

In the UK we used to call Beer "Lunatic Soup" I don't know what that has to do with this thread it just made me think of it.
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We also call Bud and Miller nats piss
 
PeterUK said:
SoCal78 said:
Eww. The article says they also use cow dung as disinfectant. Not sure how that works.

I want to see everybody come up with their most creative ad slogans for this cow urine soft drink. Who's got a good one... graph?... skek?... BK?
Click to expand...

It probably tastes like Budweiser....

In the UK we used to call Beer "Lunatic Soup" I don't know what that has to do with this thread it just made me think of it.
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Stella is also knows as 'Wife Beater'
 
Cows are sacred and holy in India. Indians love gold. Their religious practice uses a lot of potions.

Holy Golden Potion.
 
When my wife had emergency surgery a couple of years ago, I got like 5 hours of sleep over a 96 hour period. I stayed up by drinking Red Bulls. Somewhere on Tuesday after the surgery (it was Monday) I added up the receipts for all the Red Bulls I drank. Over 25 - half on Monday alone! Somewhere over the 96 hours, my piss started to smell like Red Bull. Which makes you wonder - what's really in Red Bull anyway? My conclusion:

Caffeinated piss, obv.
 
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