My local small town weekly paper always has a 2-3 page spread of ads from local realtors. One ~6x6" ad, mostly for a 1900 sq ft house listing for a hair under $1M (with a 1-car garage by a Motivated Seller! 
), graciously offers a "quote for the week" right next to the agent's mug and contact info:
"You have succeeded in life when all you really want is only what you really need."
Embarrassing irony by way of 1st world cluelessness.
), graciously offers a "quote for the week" right next to the agent's mug and contact info:"You have succeeded in life when all you really want is only what you really need."
Embarrassing irony by way of 1st world cluelessness.