A trashy epiphany

[ps99472]

Tired of pulling your waste products out once a week for garbage collection? Is your street strewn with green cans cuz t-Rex armed owners can't push them over uneven ground?  Well I got the invention of a lifetime for you:  slap a Roomba on that WM can of yours and never have to worry about doing garbage chores again!  Put a motor on the bottom, program a route from the side yard to the street (with a little dance in the driveway), and you just saved 5 minutes weekly.  That's 260 minutes a year!  Drive time from Summerlin and back!

What's a good iRobot name......Duumpa?  Smella? 

And don't worry about security, each Duumpa has built in toe print detection, if stranger danger, the whole can will just explode.

 

[bones]

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[irvinehomeowner]

But that's my only exercise for the week.

I would think you would have invented something more along the lines of The Club or LoJack for your trashcans... or an app called 'Find my iCan'.