A guy on house arrest at the Village IAC Apts

[earthbm_IHB]

Thanks! I generally favor toys for my kids that help them learn as well as play, so Cuatro's suggestion may be the way forward.

 

[no_vaseline_IHB]

I demand to be protected from hot-looking scantily dressed alledged hookers walking in pairs around me. I pay my rent, dammit!

Where can one get one of those ankle bracelets that go off at a certain distance from the house? I can use it on my 3-year old.

Petco sells "neck bracelets" that deliver a mild shock when you leave the perimeter. I bet that will work.

 

[norcaljeff_IHB]

Where can one get one of those ankle bracelets that go off at a certain distance from the house? I can use it on my 3-year old.

Actually, chicks love criminals and bad boys, put me down for one of those ankle bracelets. I need to get some tats too.