jamboreedude
New member
An unsolicited postcard from a realtor today. It says as follows:
"WE NEED YOUR HELP!!!"
"Immediate CASH BUYER!!!, Wants Your Home!!! Can Close in 15 days!!!"
"I represent a qualified buyer interested in the immediate purchase of a home in the Laguna Altura area. They require prestigious standards offered in your neighborhood; therefore I have sent letters to all residents in your neighborhood."
"My client (most likely a Chinese FCB!) is interested in all plans. They would like to close escrow within fifteen to thirty days. I have shown them all properties currently listed, but have not found what they desire. If you are interested in selling your home, please call me immediately to set up a private showing. Again, please know they are looking to move as soon as possible into your fine neighborhood."
"WE NEED YOUR HELP!!!"
"Immediate CASH BUYER!!!, Wants Your Home!!! Can Close in 15 days!!!"
"I represent a qualified buyer interested in the immediate purchase of a home in the Laguna Altura area. They require prestigious standards offered in your neighborhood; therefore I have sent letters to all residents in your neighborhood."
"My client (most likely a Chinese FCB!) is interested in all plans. They would like to close escrow within fifteen to thirty days. I have shown them all properties currently listed, but have not found what they desire. If you are interested in selling your home, please call me immediately to set up a private showing. Again, please know they are looking to move as soon as possible into your fine neighborhood."