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Re: Junk fooding
« Reply #15 on: February 19, 2014, 01:43:16 PM »
Qwerty, get a Fry Baby or Fry Daddy. You can make your own doughnuts. I crank out my own Apple Cider doughnuts & Glazed doughnuts. Good when warm.

this cant be good for me. this is like giving a heroin junkie a needle that is filled up and ready to go.

Haha. True. Mr. SoCal always says that is one of the ways I am going to give him a heart attack & kill him early.

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Re: Junk fooding
« Reply #16 on: February 19, 2014, 02:26:42 PM »
What made her a keeper was she qualified under my 80% rule. Meaning she made at least 80% of my salary. So that way if we ever divorced she wouldn't be a future liability (any significant alimony).

Divorcée - meh. "Professional Widow" is where the money's at. *Fries up new batch of high cholesterol donuts*

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Re: Junk fooding
« Reply #17 on: February 19, 2014, 04:18:59 PM »
Qwerty, get a Fry Baby or Fry Daddy. You can make your own doughnuts. I crank out my own Apple Cider doughnuts & Glazed doughnuts. Good when warm.
Like many foods, I like donuts enough to buy them, but not enough to make them.
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Re: Junk fooding
« Reply #18 on: February 19, 2014, 04:27:15 PM »
Like many foods, I like donuts enough to buy them, but not enough to make them.

Well, Duh, that's what a wife is for.

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Re: Junk fooding
« Reply #19 on: February 19, 2014, 04:33:47 PM »
Maybe I should have also said "not enough to wait for them to be made".

My wife works too so I don't expect her to cook for me if she doesn't want to.
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Re: Junk fooding
« Reply #20 on: February 19, 2014, 10:33:52 PM »
Asks Mrs Qwerty when you heat up the donut does the inside hole gets bigger or smaller due to dough expansion?
My wife is something of a donut expert
Keeper!

The donut expert is just the cherry on top. What made her a keeper was she qualified under my 80% rule. Meaning she made at least 80% of my salary. So that way if we ever divorced she wouldn't be a future liability (any significant alimony).
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Re: Junk fooding
« Reply #21 on: February 19, 2014, 10:38:24 PM »
Asks Mrs Qwerty when you heat up the donut does the inside hole gets bigger or smaller due to dough expansion?
My wife is something of a donut expert
Keeper!

The donut expert is just the cherry on top. What made her a keeper was she qualified under my 80% rule. Meaning she made at least 80% of my salary. So that way if we ever divorced she wouldn't be a future liability (any significant alimony).

i dont know if this is a serious question or whether this is a "thats what she said" situation. maybe she isnt a donut expert, perhaps just a specialist.

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Re: Junk fooding
« Reply #22 on: February 19, 2014, 10:48:26 PM »
I think IHS is TWSSing you.
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Re: Junk fooding
« Reply #23 on: February 19, 2014, 11:07:14 PM »
I think IHS is TWSSing you.

yeah i agree.  IHS is now a believer :-)

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Re: Junk fooding
« Reply #24 on: February 19, 2014, 11:14:42 PM »
Asks Mrs Qwerty when you heat up the donut does the inside hole gets bigger or smaller due to dough expansion?
My wife is something of a donut expert
Keeper!

The donut expert is just the cherry on top. What made her a keeper was she qualified under my 80% rule. Meaning she made at least 80% of my salary. So that way if we ever divorced she wouldn't be a future liability (any significant alimony).

cmon IHS, you know the answer to this. your talking to the tripod AKA Batman.

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Re: Junk fooding
« Reply #25 on: February 19, 2014, 11:45:05 PM »


You can't use your tool as theory of relativity. You may feel the hole is getting smaller when heated.

Read this on thermal expansion. I don't want to ruin your good night sleep. It is almost 3am.

http://physics.bu.edu/~duffy/py105/Temperature.html
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Re: Junk fooding
« Reply #26 on: March 07, 2014, 07:15:14 PM »
two filet o' fish fridays and personal round table maui zaui pizza.. 1480 calories, 22g of saturated fat, I'm stuffed

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Re: Junk fooding
« Reply #27 on: March 07, 2014, 07:36:56 PM »
two filet o' fish fridays and personal round table maui zaui pizza.. 1480 calories, 22g of saturated fat, I'm stuffed

god damn! i need to start hanging out with PS9 - im having oatmeal with two bananas for dinner :-(

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Re: Junk fooding
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Re: Junk fooding
« Reply #29 on: April 01, 2014, 09:27:00 AM »
Saw this, thought it would be a good gift idea for Mrs. Qwerty and Mrs. Iho to send you guys.

Edible Arrangements for Men.  :)

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