Mortel B. Legendre Will Pay for a Wife

Laaaaaadies! Let's list all the things you want in a man:

He is a venture capitalist (ka-CHING!!!$$!!$$!)
He dabbles in real estate (ka...ching?)
He is a "filmmaker" (uh oh)
He has a computer (phew!)
...which he uses to make this website (yikes)
There might be a gold Bernie Madoff paper weight on his desk (double yikes)
He "manages and promotes" European Myrmikylical farms (SAY WHAT, GIRL?)
He is Paulie Walnuts + Danny DeVito x UH-MAAAZING

Mortel B. Legendre is a disco clown space pimp simple gentleman on the search for love. His crazy ethnic family (OOPA! or whatever), dismayed by the end of his marriage, just wants to see him settle down with a nice girl.

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http://www.urlesque.com/2009/12/16/mortel-b-legendre-will-pay-for-a-wife/

He needs to settle down first..and then work on settling down. He is actually paying tax free money for someone to be his wife, and doesn't want a gold digger who wants to live a SATC life!! iCaramba! He reminds me of oompa loopas. Don't know why.. may be as disgusting as they are? Oh wait, on second thoughts they are tolerable than this guy.

LOL! Wow... i bet he's looking for some bimbo with the IQ of a waterbottle....

Maybe if he got out and lived he would find some who could live with him.... but that's just me.

Wow. What a prize.


This reeks of viral marketing.....and Brute Cologne.