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Re: Funny things Joe says...
« Reply #30 on: October 14, 2020, 11:57:18 AM »
Neh... almost every thread with Trump is already one. :)
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Re: Funny things Joe says...
« Reply #31 on: October 14, 2020, 01:03:57 PM »
Awww..no more funny things Joe says for today...his minders shut down things at 10 after all the Hunter stuff hit the fan...maybe tomorrow... ;D ;D ;D >:D

Joe Biden calls early ‘lid’ for reporters amid The Post’s Hunter Biden exposé

“The Biden campaign has called a lid for in-person events,” wrote Biden press pool reporter Sabrina Siddiqui of the Wall Street Journal, indicating that the candidate would not be making any public appearances or fielding questions Wednesday.

The Democratic presidential candidate — huddled in his Wilmington, Del., home — has not directly responded to The Post’s reporting, including on a document that appears to debunk his prior claim that he had “never spoken” with his son about his “overseas business dealing,” including a reported $83,000 monthly job on the board of Burisma.

An email from the hard drive, acquired by a Delaware computer repairman, appears to indicate Biden met in 2015 with Burisma board adviser Vadym Pozharskyi while the firm employed his son. Then-Vice President Biden led the Obama administration’s Ukraine policy.

President Trump’s campaign attacked Biden for calling a “lid” as the story broke.

https://nypost.com/2020/10/14/joe-biden-goes-into-hiding-amid-the-posts-hunter-biden-expose/

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Re: Funny things Joe says...
« Reply #32 on: October 25, 2020, 10:07:40 PM »
I’m going to miss his daily foibles when he’s gone in 10 days...

Biden: ‘This Is The Most Consequential Election’ Due To Possibility Of ‘Four More Years Of George’


Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden warned on Sunday that next month’s election was the “most consequential” in a long time because of what would happen if there was “four more years of George,” an apparent reference to former President George Bush. Biden, after saying “George” twice, corrected himself.

https://www.dailywire.com/news/biden-this-is-the-most-consequential-election-due-to-possibility-of-four-more-years-of-george





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Re: Funny things Joe says...
« Reply #33 on: October 26, 2020, 09:29:15 AM »
Well they have run for cover and gagged poor Joe until after the election so if he says anything stupid for the next 9 days, only Jill will get the laugh...

It’s a Lid! Trump Campaign Staff Says Joe Biden Will Not Do Any More In-Person Campaigning Until Election

Biden’s campaign called a lid early on Sunday, before news broke that he would not be making any more appearances at all. There are no public appearances listed on his schedule.

BREAKING: Joe Biden called a lid at 11:27am today, amid new revelations about his family’s Ukrainian energy dealings and one day after his drive-in speech in PA was filled with Trump supporters

— Jack Posobiec 🇺🇸 (@JackPosobiec) October 25, 2020

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Re: Funny things Joe says...
« Reply #34 on: October 26, 2020, 01:06:36 PM »
“Why can’t we use nuclear weapons?”

“I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”

“I thought being President would be easier than my old life.”

“When Mexico sends its people, they’re not sending the best. They’re not sending you, they’re sending people that have lots of problems and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bring crime. They’re rapists… And some, I assume, are good people.”

"It's going to disappear. One day, it's like a miracle, it will disappear."

“I moved on her like a bitch, but I couldn’t get there. And she was married.”

“I did try and fuck her. She was married.”

“Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything.”

“Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything.”

Wait it wasn't Joe Biden who said any of these things. Wanna guess who did?
« Last Edit: October 26, 2020, 03:15:36 PM by icey »

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Re: Funny things Joe says...
« Reply #35 on: October 26, 2020, 08:13:44 PM »
“Chumps!”...that’s as funny as “Deplorables!”


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Re: Funny things Joe says...
« Reply #36 on: October 31, 2020, 09:04:04 AM »
“Ugly folks”...that is funny...

Biden is slammed for calling Trump fans 'ugly folks' after they interrupt his Minnesota rally with honking horns - leading critics to compare moment to Hillary Clinton's 2016 'deplorables' remark


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8899421/Biden-slammed-calling-Trump-supporters-ugly-folks-Minnesota-rally.html

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Re: Funny things Joe says...
« Reply #37 on: October 31, 2020, 11:39:34 AM »
Wow..he continues to churn out new material...think joe needs a nap...

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Re: Funny things Joe says...
« Reply #38 on: November 01, 2020, 08:12:06 AM »
“Badakathcare”..Joe continues to expand the dictionary...

Biden leaves his Michigan rally confused with his latest senior moment as he claims he and Obama believe 'it's a right to have badakathcare' ;D ;D

Joe Biden ended up getting tongue-tied during a rally in Michigan on Saturday
Just as he was about to lay a blow against Trump about healthcare he ended up tripping over his words as described it as 'badakathcare'

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8901891/Biden-says-Obama-think-right-badakathcare-Michigan-rally.html


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Re: Funny things Joe says...
« Reply #39 on: November 01, 2020, 08:16:54 AM »
What was he really trying to say here?  Is it like a Biden/Kamala healthcare combo word?

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Re: Funny things Joe says...
« Reply #40 on: November 01, 2020, 01:07:28 PM »
“Person, woman, man, camera, TV”

Trying to source this quote. Was it Einstein or Newton? Having trouble recalling

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Re: Funny things Joe says...
« Reply #41 on: November 02, 2020, 09:16:11 AM »
If you cant tell what the jacket your wearing says....well...

Birdbrained? Joe Biden has yet another senior moment as he confuses Philadelphia Eagles logo with Delaware college CHICKEN emblem on his jacket during crucial Pennsylvania rally
Joe Biden made the Eagles gaffe during a rainy drive-in rally in Philadelphia on Sunday
'I know Philadelphia well. I married a Philly girl,' Biden said. 'And by the way, I've got my Eagles jacket on'
Twitter users were quick to notice that Biden's jacket actually had a Blue Hen from University of Delaware
During his speech Biden pleaded with voters to turn out at the polls on Tuesday
'We have to vote like we never did before. There's too much on the line to sit it out,' he said
Pennsylvania emerged as one of the most hotly-contested battleground states in the days before the election

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8903785/Biden-tells-Philadelphia-rally-hes-wearing-Eagles-jacket-sporting-Delaware-Blue-Hens-logo.html

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Re: Funny things Joe says...
« Reply #42 on: November 02, 2020, 05:40:01 PM »
Quote
Even without the vaccine, the pandemic’s going to end. It’s gonna run its course. It’s gonna end. They’ll go crazy. He said ‘without the vaccine’ — watch, it’ll be a headline tomorrow. These people are crazy. No, it’s running its course.

Donald Trump
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(565,607 new cases in the past 7 days including new records).

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Re: Funny things Joe says...
« Reply #43 on: November 03, 2020, 11:09:43 AM »
One last funny thing that Joe didn't say...

It was classic Biden, rambling on and on, not making a lot of sense, but spouting out platitudes. Biden appeared beyond tired, trying to desperately pull it over the line in the last day. At the end of his speech, he walked off to one side of the stage and began waving to someone off stage and off the camera, his wife tried to pull him back to where they were supposed to leave from, on the the other side of the stage.

As he went back across the stage he stopped to put on his mask at the podium. He then apparently had a thought he wanted to say to the audience. So he ripped the mask back off and said, “By the way, one last thing.” But as he did that, the music started playing as it does at awards shows to tell the people to stop speaking and get off the stage. Biden decides to not even try and just packs it in.

Could there be a more symbolic ending for his campaign? You couldn’t script that better. When even the candidate hangs it up and says I’ve got nothing, you know it’s bad.

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2020/11/03/273863-n273863


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Re: Funny things Joe says...
« Reply #44 on: November 03, 2020, 12:03:34 PM »
So ironic how much snowflakes exist in this thread. You parodied yourself morekaos... good job.
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