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Re: Funny things Joe says...
« Reply #75 on: April 11, 2021, 11:02:55 AM »
Life imitates art...somewhat.. ;D >:D

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Re: Funny things Joe says...
« Reply #76 on: April 17, 2021, 07:59:15 AM »
Constant comedy of a clown car wreck...

President Biden referred to 29-year-old Masters golf champion Hideki Matsuyama as “a Japanese boy” during a joint press conference Friday with Japan’s prime minister.

https://m.washingtontimes.com/news/2021/apr/16/biden-calls-masters-golf-champion-hideki-matsuyama/


It’s amateur hour at the White House when the Japanese Prime Minister visits


On Friday, Japanese Prime Minister Yoshihide Suga became the first world leader to visit the Biden White House. These visits help set the tone for an administration. That being the case, the new administration’s tone is inept and rude. Biden was also absent for the first part of it, leaving an awkward Kamala Harris to trash the U.S. for gun violence before turning to welcome Suga. When Biden took over, things went downhill.

https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2021/04/its_amateur_hour_at_the_white_house_when_the_japanese_prime_minister_visits.html
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Re: Funny things Joe says...
« Reply #77 on: April 28, 2021, 08:14:45 AM »
He's committed and doesn't even know it...


'This is the last question. I'm really going to be in trouble': More proof that Joe's handlers are shielding him from the press as critics ask 'Who is really in charge?'
President announced CDC guidelines on masks near White House on Tuesday
At end of his remarks, reporters started asking Biden several questions
Biden briefly answered questions before he was asked about crisis in India
'I'm sorry. This is the last question I'll take, and I'm really gonna be in trouble,' the president said, before explaining his plan to help the COVID-ravaged nation
Remark prompted criticism on Twitter who criticized him for 'lack of leadership'
Biden waited 65 days before holding first full-length solo press conference
It is longest period any newly sworn-in president waited before doing presser



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Re: Funny things Joe says...
« Reply #78 on: May 04, 2021, 09:14:33 AM »
That is one hell of a tax cut....

Biden says Americans earning less than $400,000 will 'not pay a single penny in taxes': Twitter celebrates the 'biggest tax cut in history' after president's blunder
Biden made slip during a speech pushing his big government spending spree
He was in Virginia with first lady Jill selling the new proposals and tax hikes
'Anybody making less than $400,000 a year will not pay a single penny in taxes', he said
Biden also insisted he would also not increase the deficit 'unlike' Trump's cuts
During the speech he said it was time for America's wealthy to 'pay their share

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9539307/Biden-says-Americans-earning-400-000-not-pay-single-penny-taxes.html

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Re: Funny things Joe says...
« Reply #79 on: May 06, 2021, 08:18:21 AM »
Off the rail funny...

Amtrak Joe hits the buffers: President's story about conductor congratulating him for traveling 1.5m miles had RETIRED 20 years earlier - and his mother who he 'was visiting' was already dead
Biden shared the anecdote in a speech on Friday celebrating 50 years of Amtrak
Said conductor congratulated him on 1.5 million miles in his second VP term
Recalled the incident occurred while he was traveling to visit his sick mother
Biden began his second term in 2013, but conductor he named retired in 1993
And Biden's mother sadly passed away in 2010, at the age of 92
It is not the first time questions have been raised about Biden's anecdotes

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9548261/Bidens-bizarre-story-hitting-1-5million-miles-Amtrak-unravels.html

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Re: Funny things Joe says...
« Reply #80 on: May 10, 2021, 12:04:32 PM »
You would think this would be obvious but in the real world the road to hell is paved with good (and Naïve) intentions.  Many I know who run restaurants are reporting that workers will only come back if paid in cash so they can double dip the benefits...so obvious an outcome, given the chance...people cheat and take advantage.

Biden says anyone taking unemployment who is offered a 'suitable job' must take it after experts reveal anyone who earned $32,000 before COVID could now earn more in benefits
President Joe Biden said that anyone taking unemployment who gets offered a 'suitable job' must take it
Comments came after experts revealed that people making $32,000 before COVID could now earn more from benefits
'Anyone collecting unemployment, who is offered a suitable job must take the job or lose their unemployment benefits,' Biden said
White House blamed other factors for people not taking jobs
Those include lack of access to the coronavirus vaccine, schools remaining closed, childcare needs, and the need for a livable working wage

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9563313/Biden-says-taking-unemployment-offered-suitable-job-it.html

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Re: Funny things Joe says...
« Reply #81 on: May 11, 2021, 12:24:28 PM »
Seen this movie before...

Biden is the New Carter, and we Now Have the Gas Lines to Prove it

We had 47 years of that first-time experience with Senator and Vice President Joe Biden. We knew he had failed up throughout his political career and made more bad policy decisions than Pelosi’s had Botox injections. Yet Biden still managed to be installed as President because, “mean tweets!”, or something.

Candidate Biden tried to do a song and dance about ending energy production in the United States, but no one wanted to believe that he actually would. After President Biden’s Day One executive order killing the Keystone XL Pipeline, then others that put a moratorium on fracking and domestic gas production, I think it’s apparent that he meant what he said the first time.

It is now around Day 130 of the Biden administration, and we have had the privilege horror of seeing the result of his bad policy decisions in real-time. Gas prices have increased. Quite a lot, in fact.

https://politicalbombshow.com/2021/05/11/biden-is-the-new-carter-and-we-now-have-the-gas-lines-to-prove-it-redstate/

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Re: Funny things Joe says...
« Reply #82 on: May 13, 2021, 08:26:42 AM »
He can't be funny if they keep trying to stop him from talking...C'mon Man!!

'You guys are bad!' Biden tells reporters 'I'm not supposed to be answering all these questions' after Psaki admitted she advises against him taking impromptu press queries
On Wednesday, Biden delivered remarks on coronavirus vaccinations
Biden went to walk away from the podium but was asked a question by a reporter
As he was returning to the podium, he exclaimed: 'I'm not supposed to be answering all these questions'
Comes a week after Jen Psaki said that she advises against Biden taking impromptu questions from reporters

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9575089/Biden-tells-reporters-Im-not-supposed-answering-questions.html

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Re: Funny things Joe says...
« Reply #83 on: May 21, 2021, 10:24:33 AM »
Didn't Chauncy say something about restoring respect and leadership? ...not so much...

'America can't lead. They can't even even get their arms around COVID': Irish prime minister Micheál Martin's 'devastating' comment to Biden that prompted his fears the world is 'beginning to look to China'
President Joe Biden said it was a stinging comment from Irish prime minister Micheál Martin that got him seriously concerned about China 
Biden spoke by phone this week with The New York Times' David Brooks for an interview that was posted late Thursday
Biden told Brooks Irish taoiseach Micheál Martin told him: 'Well, America can't lead. They can't even get their arms around COVID'
'We're kind of at a place where the rest of the world is beginning to look to China,' Biden said was his takeaway from the remark
In the interview, Biden talks about his worldview and how it differs from his party's progressive left 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9604723/What-Irish-prime-minister-told-Biden-got-worried-China.html

...and thats after this debacle where they got the measure of each other...embarrassing.


Biden, Irish PM hold annual St. Patrick's Day meeting virtually
The leaders were expected to discuss Covid-19 and Northern Ireland, as well as keep some holiday traditions alive, although they can't meet in person.

The Irish prime minister traditionally visits the White House on St. Patrick's Day for a formal meeting and a number of celebratory events, including the presentation of a bowl of shamrocks to the president.

A senior administration official said that Biden, who has Irish roots, wanted to keep the day's events as "close to the way they would appear if we were doing this in person."

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/biden-irish-pm-hold-annual-st-patrick-s-day-meeting-n1261291


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Re: Funny things Joe says...
« Reply #84 on: May 22, 2021, 09:34:20 AM »
Ahhh just joe bein joe...he is just so folksy and Everyman...what’s the difference between a prime minister and a president anyways?...

Joe Biden mistakenly brands Korean President Moon Jae-in 'prime minister' hours after ANOTHER gaffe saw him call Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu 'president'

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9607713/Biden-confuses-job-titles-South-Korean-president-Netanyahu-separate-incidents.html

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Re: Funny things Joe says...
« Reply #85 on: May 25, 2021, 10:44:33 AM »
It might be funny if anyone in the room knew what he said....

'Humiliating!' Joe Biden becomes confused reading notes and mumbles incoherently – VIDEO
JOE Biden began mumbling and speaking incoherently after he got lost reading his notes during a FEMA meeting.

US President Joe Biden appeared before the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) to announce a doubling of funds for the agency to tackle extreme weather disasters. But footage from the briefing at FEMA headquarters saw the president add to his long list of gaffes as he appeared to get lost in his notes and continued to speak despite not making much sense. Watchers online ridiculed the president calling him "an embarrassment" as the accident-prone head of state continues to make public gaffes.

Mr Biden's statement was met with blank stares from FEMA officials as he attempted to hurdle through the speech.

https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1440640/Joe-Biden-Gaffe-Video-Mumble-Fema-Notes-Bloopers-Mistake-Latest-News-VN

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Re: Funny things Joe says...
« Reply #86 on: May 25, 2021, 11:52:33 AM »
Poor guy. I definitely don’t see him making it all four years. We will definitely be seeing the VP as our president at some point in the next four years.

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Re: Funny things Joe says...
« Reply #87 on: May 25, 2021, 12:01:00 PM »
Still better than the criminal.

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Re: Funny things Joe says...
« Reply #88 on: June 02, 2021, 08:34:00 AM »
Sounds a bit racist joey...

Joe Biden Says Black Entrepreneurs Don’t Succeed Like Whites Because They Don’t Know How to Find Lawyers or Accountants (VIDEO)

BIDEN: “…young black entrepreneurs are just as capable of succeeding given the chance as white entrepreneurs are, but they don’t have lawyers, they don’t have accountants…”

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Re: Funny things Joe says...
« Reply #89 on: June 03, 2021, 11:31:40 AM »
Poor guy. I definitely don’t see him making it all four years. We will definitely be seeing the VP as our president at some point in the next four years.

Of course you want someone else. (Bad hombre)
Trump could of won if he addressed the covid situation. How hard is it to say wear a mask?
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